Ash vs Evil Dead

Ash Williams, you're under arrest

for the murder of Amber Corey.

Shh. There's a demon in here.

He's hidden among us.

He could be in any one of you.

I got a problem.

What if I'm Baal?

Abbey, wait, wait, wait!

You're not thinking straight.

Baal gets into people's psyches, Shh.

turning them against each other,

until they annihilate themselves.

Thomas, this isn't you.

Don't you ever shut the fuck up?!

It's over!

Hey, toots. Come to Daddy.

I'm going to send you back to hell where you belong.

And how exactly?

The Necronomicon is gone, and I'm up here.

Is that Sumerian?

I told you I'm him.

No, Pablo. You're not Baal.

You're our only hope of stopping him.

Never seen this before.

The Book of the Dead, festering inside a live human body.

That's good, right?

No? Ash.

What's happening?!

Pablo?

Pablo?

Come on buddy, quit fooling around.

You're scaring me, uh- uh, these people.

Oh, no.

Ash, what's wrong with him?

Ash?

Pablo?

Buddy.

Where the hell is he?!

He's a murderer!

You're supposed to protect this town.

You let this guy come back, and do all this

right under your nose?!

Now listen to me. I want justice for my daughter!

Justice for Amber!

It's hard, isn't it?

Resisting the urge to shoot that vile woman in the head.

I don't blame you.

Make these people respect you,

not think of you as the guy who lost his town,

and his wife to Ash Williams.

Who- who are you?

Well, uh, just like that hooker

you saw in Detroit last summer?

I can be whoever you want me to be, sugar.

Oh, Jesus.

Well, the Son of God might be a stretch,

but you get the point.

What's happening?

I just want my family back.

Oh.

Yeah, well, here's the thing.

I could take her out, or you could take her out.

It doesn't really matter.

We both know that she's not the one that you want, so...

what are you going to do about it?

Ash Williams is a murderer!

What are you going to do about it?!

What are you going to do about it?!

Do something!

Can't you just, cut it out of me?

Doesn't work like that.

It's not like there's a physical book inside you.

It's more like you're becoming one with the book.

Like a spiritual convergence.

Wait a minute, this convergence,

once it happens, what does that mean for Pablo?

Once the book manifests completely,

there'll be no Pablo.

That's a nay-no.

Look, Ash, I understand--

Do I need to spell it out to you?

It's a nay-no on no-Pablo.

Are we clear?

Just so you're clear, the Necronomicon

is the only way we can banish Baal back to the underworld.

Nuh-uh, I got a plan for Baal,

and it doesn't involve recycling Pablo into some stupid book.

I'm going to find him, take my chainsaw,

shove it right up his ass.

He is never going to show his face to you.

Even if you do somehow manage to find him,

he'll just jump bodies.

Way ahead of you.

You see that? That's a pet tracker.

I got that because Eli kept getting into my weed stash,

and wandering around my trailer.

All I got to do is find Baal once,

shove this down his throat.

That way, even if he sheds his skin,

I can still find him, take my chainsaw--

And shove it right up Baal's ass?

You're like the daughter I never had.

Your chainsaw is never going to stop Baal,

no matter where you shove it.

But there may be a way.

If we can allow the convergence to continue a little longer,

I can isolate the right passage to cast Baal back.

Ah, okay.

So maybe we can add your thing

on top of my great pet tracker plan.

We get Pablo right up close,

he does his voodoo,

and well, the rest will just fall into place.

Don't overthink it.

Guys... Pablo's going to be--

Oh.

Fine. Get him up to my room.

Do not kill Pablo.

And don't get any of that crap on my stuff.

Linda, I made a promise to you,

so I'm going to go out now, and find your,

ex-husband?

Thank you, Ash.

Despite everything that's happened,

I still want to make sure he's okay.

Yeah, yeah, me too.

Listen, don't worry about a thing, okay?

You're safe here, I promise.

Murderer!

Get out! Go back to where you came from!

- Get the hell out of here! - Our children are dead!

Take your evil, and go!

You leave, or we'll leave you!

Well, I found him.

Thomas is out there?

What the hell is he doing?

Ooh, I wouldn't do that.

Oh!

We're good.

Lacey, go wait for me upstairs.

SHERIFF EMERY Ash Williams!

You've been ordered to surrender yourself

into my custody, right now!

Thomas?

Why are you doing this?

You saw what Ash did!

You know he's protecting us!

All I know is, We want you out here!

if he doesn't come out willingly,

we're coming in there to drag him out!

You hear me, Williams?!

Okay, we cannot let this crowd in here,

to screw up whatever Ruby's doing with Pablo.

I got an idea.

You want Ash?!

Well you fuckwads better know how to walk through lead!

Okay, so, I just fired a gun at a crowd of civilians.

Yeah, that's like a felony.

Hey, what- what, what's that for?

Protection.

I'm sorry, how is salt meant to protect him?

It's not, it's meant to protect us from him.

Don't worry, everything is going to be fine.

It's just a precaution.

Right?

I'm going to use an incantation to accelerate the convergence.

It's going to hurt a lot more than this, isn't it?

It'll be over quickly.

Back off now,

or I will fuck your faces with bullets!

Too much? I totally bought it.

Sounds like they're trying to break in upstairs.

I'm good down here.

Okay, I'll be right back.

Stay strong, Pablo!

It feels like my skin is going to explode!

It looks like something's not right.

By that pendant.

Please! Please! You have to stop this!

Pablo, I need to take that pendant.

Fuck.

Ash.

Pablo.

Oh my God.

Oh! Oh!

Oh! Chet!

Hey! What are you doing in here?!

Ah...

nothing.

Ah, Chet?

Yeah? We should get out of here.

Okay.

Move your butt, Chet!

You okay? Yeah.

They have the book.

...Ash.

What the hell were you doing in that room?

Dude, there's a huge mob coming for you.

I came to warn you!

What were you doing in Cheryl's room,