Metalocalypse

Gentlemen. You've been receiving

threats from some of your fans.

So they're gonna die?

No, Pickles, they're threatening

YOU.

That's, that's a different

Yes, before the show, we should

couple safety briefings- I've

very specific sys--

Very well then. Anything else?

Hm. Any new ideas for the

I remember you all complaining

that you're sick of the uh--

Oh yes. Guys? Ares you ready?

Here's the new merch.

Dis is "Time travels face bag".

Time travel face bag, am I

right?

Looks like you have, um, some

bags. What are you doing?

We're traveling trough time.

Yeah. You put your Face bag on

travel through time.

Dear God! You, boy in the

What day is it?

It is Wedne- It's Friday, it's

I must've traveled through time

We've figured out how to travel

time at the speed of regular

plastic bags.

Dethklok's UNDERWATER album

is making huge news again after

being the biggest budgeted

history, later followed by class

lawsuit. The band's front-man

Explosion had sworn that this

never be played live.

This album isn't for humans.

under water sea creatures.

will not play it for humans.

That was several months ago.

billions of DETHKLOK fans have

standard petitions. Which did

until a group of renegade

instilled the 'suicide petition'

'terrorist petition'. Destroying

monuments and leaving the

littered with the carcasses of

and other innocent people.

Though I do not believe this is

thing to do artistically. I do

believe this is the right thing

financially.

Dethklok is performing DETHWATER

the first time ever. General

This is taking place in Poland

gulf of Danzig. They are

to the sea. To the fish in the

Sea.

Yes. Anything else?

No Senator. We expect severe

of natural resources and death

Very well then. Meeting

Now is the time.

Yes, I know. According to the

scriptures they must be killed.

apocalypse of Metal will be upon

Good then our plans are set.

General. Salacia is in my mind.

dreadful feeling that something

is going to happen.

General Crozier, your transport

I'm off to meet an important

ship off tonight and we'll meet

rendezvous.

Yes.

You know who I am.

Yes.

I've been trying to reach you

You're an illusive bastard.

The only reason you've found me

because I let you.

Your brother's been killed.

And how would you know?

Because he worked for me.

He was the best I had.

What do you want?

I know who killed your brother.

you want revenge I can give it

the sea to come forth and

joing us. This night is yours.

'Cause, one day we'll all be

with you in the black and deep.

One day you will all go into the