Metalocalypse

>> HOO-WHEE! I AM SUCH ONE

TIRED GUY.

HOW COME SHOPPING IS SO STUPID?

WHATS I HAVE NOW ALL THIS

STUFF, WHAT I DO?

>> YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT?

UH, JUST THROW EVERYTHING AWAY.

THAT'S WHAT I DO.

>> NOW I THROWS IT AWAY?

>> YOU'RE JUST GOING TO DIE

ANYWAY.

>> GUESS IT'S FULL CIRCLE.

>> GOOD-BYE.

>> OK.

>> BURN IT.

>> DUDE, I THOUGHT YOU HATED

WEARING A WATCH.

>> I SMASH THEM.

>> OH. CAN I TRY TO DO THAT?

>> YEAH, YOU CAN--I MEAN,

THEY'RE MINE, BUT, YEAH.

>> OH. THAT'S NICE.

WHAT'S THAT, A HAMILTON?

YEAH. IT'S, UH, YOU KNOW, FUN.

>> CHECK IT OUT, LOSERS.

DIRECT YOUR ATTENTION TO MY

CROTCH.

SEE IT?

>> JA. THAT'S PRETTY COOL.

>> FEEL IT.

>> WHOA, HO HO!

>> ENVY IT.

>> THAT IS SOMETHING ELSE.

>> BEST PURCHASE EVER.

>> JA. THAT'S GOOD CODPIECE.

>> IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL.

IT'S JUST TOTALLY

DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED WITH A

TITANIUM BASE.

>> OH. WHATS A COINCIDENCE.

I GOTS A REAL COOL CODPIECE,

TOO.

>> UH, THAT'S A DILDO, STRAP-ON

DILDO.

>> AW, SCREW YOU ALL OFF!

MY CODPIECE IS THE COOLEST!

>> JA. WELL...

>> JEALOUS!

>> ANYBODY ELSE GET SOMETHINGS

COOL?

>> YEAH. I WAS TRYING TO SHOP,

BUT I'M JUST TOO DRUNK RIGHT

NOW.

I TRIED TO BUY THAT CINNAMON

BUN FRANCHISE THING, BUT, UH--

>> OH, YEAH. WHAT THE HELL?

>> TOO DRU--TOO DRUNK.

>> THERE YOU ARE.

I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET IN

TOUCH WITH YOU ALL DAY.

>> CINNAMON BUNS.

>> YOU KNOW TODAY'S OUR BIG

EMPLOYEE EVALUATION CONFERENCE

CONFERENCE AND RAFFLE.

>> HA!

THAT'S A FUNNY ONE.

WHO CARES ABOUT THAT?

>> WELL, PERHAPS YOU SHOULD

CARE BECAUSE IT HAS COME TO OUR

ATTENTION THAT ONE OF OUR

EMPLOYEES IS A MAJOR EMBEZZLER.

>> AWESOME!

RIGHT?

>> EMBEZZLE?

WHAT MEANS THAT?

>> OH. WELL, IT'S A

SUPERAWESOME WAY OF SAYING TAKE

HAVING SOMETHING.

>> HEY, GUYS. I HAVE THE GOOD

USE OF THE WORDS UNSBOZZLE.

MY LUNGS UNSBOZZLE THE AIR FROM

THE EARTH AS I CAN BREATHE IT

PERIOD.

>> WELL, I DON'T SEE THE HUMOR

IN ANY OF IT.

>> OH, LIGHTEN UP, MR. DOOMS

AND GLOOM.

EMBEZZLE IS METAL.

>> WELL, WHO'S THE GUY

EMBEZZLING FROM, YOU KNOW,

ANYWAY?

>> WELL, HE'S EMBEZZLING FROM

YOU.

>> NOOOOOOO!

DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK

DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK

DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK

TEACH YOU

WHO

ROCK

TALLER THAN A TREE

TOKI WARTOOTH

NOT A BUMBLE BEE

WILLIAM MURDERFACE

MURDERFACE, MURDERFACE

PICKLES THE DRUMMER

DOODILY DOO, DING-DONG

DOODILY DOODILY DOO

[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY

TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]

>> DETHKLOK IS NOW THE 12th

LARGEST ECONOMY IN THE WORLD.

THEY'VE JUST PASSED BELGIUM,

AND THEY'RE HOLDING THEIR

ANNUAL EMPLOYEE CONFERENCE

CONFERENCE AND RAFFLE.

>> THIS IS THE PERFECT TIME TO

LET ME PUT SOMEONE UNDERCOVER.

WITH ALL THE EMPLOYEES

CONVERGING AT MORDHAUS, AN

AGENT COULD SLIP RIGHT IN THERE

AND FIND OUT WHAT'S REALLY

GOING ON.

>> YOU HAVE ANYONE IN MIND?

>> GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU NUMBER

216.

HE'S A MASTER AT INFILTRATION

AND SABOTAGE, AND OF COURSE,

HE'S A TRAINED KILLER.

HE'S PERFECT.

>> OF COURSE, HE'LL JUST BE

GATHERING INFORMATION.

>> UH, YES. OF COURSE.

>> OK. SO, UH, NUMBER 421, YOU,

UH, YOU ARE PART OF THE SECTOR

18 RECORDING STUDIO MAINTENANCE

CLEAN TEAM.

OK. UH, QUI--A COUPLE QUESTIONS.

"HOW DO YOU VALUE YOUR--WHAT

YOU CONTRIBUTE OF TO, UH, THE

WORK FORCE?"

UH, SECOND PART: "WHICH DO YOU

MOST CAN'T THE LEAST?"

SKWISGAAR...

>> OH.

>> DID YOU WRITE THESE

QUESTIONS?

>> JA, I DID.

>> OK. WELL, 421, DO YOU HAVE

AN ANSWER?

>> I'M A HIGHLY SKILLED

MICROPHONE CLEANER, MY MASTERS,

AND WHAT I MOST CAN'T THE LEAST

WOULD BE DOING NOT A BAD JOB

AND ALWAYS A GOOD.

>> OK. GOOD ANSWER.

>> WELL, THAT'S ALL I GOT.

UH, GUYS?

>> NO. I GOT ONE MORE QUESTION,

AND ANSWER HONESTLY.

ARE YOU THE GUY WHO'S

EMBEZZLING FROM US?

>> NO.

>> OK.

I BELIEVE YOU.

>> WHEW!

WELL, YOU ARE ALL SET, 421.

THANKS FOR DOING A GREAT JOB.

>> HOLD, UH, HOLD, UH, HOLD

EVERYTHING.

I JUST WANT TO SAY A LITTLE

SOMETHING PERSONAL.

HOW IS, UH, LITTLE AMANDA AND

SCOTT, YOUR CHILDREN?

THINGS ARE STILL ROUGH WITH THE

DIVORCE, HUH?

THAT'S TOUGH.

ARE YOU STILL TALKING TO RACHEL?

YEAH. WELL, HEY.

HAPPY ALMOST BIRTHDAY!

TWO WEEKS, HUH?

HEY. GET OUT OF HERE.

YOU'RE DONE!

>> WE ARE REALLY, REALLY GOOD

BOSSES.

>> YEAH. I KNOW.

WE CARES ABOUT ALL OF THEMS.

IT'S LIKE A PLANTATIONS, BUT

THE SLAVES ARE FRIENDS.

>> I WOULD LIKE TO ASK

QUESTIONS NEXT TIME.

>> ARE YOU ASKING US TO DO

THAT, TOKI?

>> JA. I DON'T KNOW.

>> THAT'S INTERESTING.

YOU SAID, "I WOULD LIKES TO ASK

A QUESTION."

THAT'S A STATEMENT.

>> WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE?

>> THAT'S A GREAT QUESTION.