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WHO'S JUST 19 HE'S A DAD

THAT'S WAY TOO MEAN AND IF YOU WANT TO ASK HER OUT

YOU'LL GET RIGHT IN BETWEEN DOODILY DOO

DOODILY DOO AND IF YOU WANT TO HAVE SOME FUN

[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]

>> NOW, BE NICE TO THIS ONE, DADDY.

I'M SICK OF YOU SCARING ALL MY DATES AWAY.

>> WELL, IF THEY CAN'T STAND THE HEAT, I DON'T WANT 'EM NEAR YOUR

KITCHEN.

>> >> I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT

MEANS.

>> WELL, WHAT DOES THIS GUY DO ANYWAY?

>> HE WORKS AT THIS PLACE-- THE MORGUE.

>> WELL, AT LEAST YOUR MOTHER WILL LIKE HIM.

>> WHAT?

>> UM, PEOPLE MUST BE DYING TO WORK WITH HIM.

MORGUE, HUH?

THIS ONE MIGHT NOT SCARE SO EASILY.

>> >> DON'T YOU THINK THAT A

DRIVEWAY IS A FUNNY PLACE FOR A DOG TO SLEEP?

>> >> UH, THIS ISN'T YOUR DOG,

IS IT?

DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK DO ANYTHING FOR DETHKLOK

TEACH YOU WHO

ROCK DETHKLOK!

TALLER THAN A TREE TOKI WARTOOTH

NOT A BUMBLE BEE WILLIAM MURDERFACE

MURDERFACE, MURDERFACE PICKLES THE DRUMMER

DOODILY DOO, DING-DONG DOODILY DOODILY DOO

DECIDED TO BECOME PROFESSIONAL ACTORS.

GENTLEMEN, OUR RESIDENT ACTING EXPORT DR. CHAZZ

FAZZLEDOPENHOFFER.

DR. CHAZZ?

>> THIS DETHKLOK ACTING BUSINESS CONCERNS ME.

WE'VE GONE TO GREAT LENGTHS TO CONTROL MOVIES AND BLEND THEM

TOGETHER WITH TELEVISION INTO ONE BLAND, LIFELESS FACE THAT

THE HUMANOID PUBLIC CAN NOURISH OFF OF.

>> DO YOU THINK DETHKLOK COULD REALLY HAVE AN IMPACT ON THE

MOVIE INDUSTRY?

>> WHAT DETHKLOK THREATENS TO DO IS AWAKEN THE IMAGINATION

OF THE PUBLIC!

THEY HAVE CHARISMA.

THEY HAVE IT!

THEY HAVE...

ZAZZ.

>> SUPPOSING THEY DO MAKE A SUCCESSFUL MOVIE, WHAT'S THE

WORST-CASE SCENARIO?

>> INDEPENDENT THOUGHT RETURNS, CREATIVE CONTROL GOES BACK TO

THE ARTIST, ACTORS BECOME SMART AND COOL AGAIN, MOVIES BECOME

THOUGHTFUL, ENDINGS BECOME HARD TO FIGURE OUT, PEOPLE GO TO

THEATERS AND...

INTERACT WITH EACH OTHER.

>> AND BECOME ENTIRELY HARDER TO CONTROL.

>> THE DOMINO EFFECT.

>> THE HIGHLY ANTICIPATED "BLOOD OCEAN" STARRING DETHKLOK IS

CURRENTLY IN ITS 13th MONTH OF PRODUCTION.

NO ONE HAS SEEN ANY FOOTAGE, BUT IT PROMISES TO BE ONE OF THE

BIGGEST-BUDGETED MOVIES IN FILM HISTORY.

BEHEMOTH STUDIO HEAD JAMES GRISHNACK WAS QUOTED AS SAYING

"THIS WILL BE A MONUMENTALLY BRUTAL FILM."

NOW, THE PLOT OF "BLOOD OCEAN" IS TIGHTLY UNDER WRAPS, BUT WE

FOUND OUT A COUPLE OF THINGS.

IT'S GONNA HAVE SPACE VIKINGS, SERIAL KILLERS, MURDER, AND IT

WILL HAVE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN SPECIAL EFFECTS.

AND THAT'S THE DETHKLOK MINUTE.

>> SHUT IT OFF!

>> CONGRATULATIONS, MR. GRISHNACK!

>> CONGRATULATIONS?!

FOR WHAT, HAVING BLOWN MORE MONEY ON A MOVIE THAN ANYONE IN

HISTORY?!

A MOVIE FILLED WITH MUMBLING IDIOTS THAT NO ONE CAN

UNDERSTAND?!

AND THEY'RE STILL MAKING IT?!

AND THERE'S NO ENDING?!

>> WELL, LOOK AT THE BRIGHT AT LEAST EVERYONE'S HAPPY.

>> HAPPY NOW?

>> I WASN'T TRYING TO BE-- >> GO GET DADDY A DRINK.

GRR!

>> BEFORE WE TAKE OVER AND PILLAGE THE SPACE PLANET

ALFA UDERO 7, WE MUST PRAY TO SPACE ODON--SPACE ODIN.

GO.

YOUR TURN.

>> YEAH.

AND DIE.

AND--BUT YET SPACE ORG ON A ZIP WE ARE MAD AT SERIAL KILLIER.

>> YEAH, I KNOW.

NOW, BUT MAYBE WE'LL FIND YOUR FATHER OUT THERE.

YOU GO.

>> SWELL, SWINGS!

THAT--LOOK AT HIMS FORS A BILLION YEAR.

>> AND CUT.

THAT'S JUST GREAT.

SKWISGAAR, CAN I TALK TO YOU?

>> UH.

>> HOW ARE YOU FEELING?

>> YEAH, CUT, PRINT.

MOVINGS ON.

THAT'S THE ONE.

>> I AGREE, IT WAS GREAT, BUT, UH...

HUH.

WE'RE HAVING A HARD TIME MAKING OUT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING?

>> LIKE WHAT?!

>> LIKE THE WORDS.

>> AH, I CAN'T SAY THOSE WORDS ANY HARDER THAN I TRIED.

AH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU.

>> WELL, HOW ABOUT THIS, SKWISGAAR, WE'LL MAKE A DEAL.

I'LL DIRECT AS BEST AS I CAN IF YOU SAY THEM WORDS AS BEST AS

YOU CAN REALLY DO IT.

>> I'M AFRAID YOU CAN'T DO THAT.

IF YOU READ OUR CONTRACT, YOU'LL REALIZE THAT YOU CAN'T DIRECT,

SICKENS US.

YOU'RE FIRED.

>> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

I WASN'T EVEN TRYING TO DIRECT HIM.

I WAS TRYING TO GET HIM TO SPEAK CLEAR, THAT'S ALL.

THAT'S ALL.

>> YEAH.

THAT'S A NO-NO.

YOU KNOW, IN OUR CONTRACT, NO APPROACHING OF ANY OF US, SO...

>> YEAH, YOU KNEW THAT.

>> SO, I'M FIRED?

>> OH, CLASSIC HOLLYWOOD!

NOW MAYBE YOU HANGS YOURSELF!

HA HA!

>> HANG MYSELF?

>> WE'RE TALKING WITH J.F. AMARTH LIVE ON THE SET OF

"BLOOD OCEAN."

J.F., YOU'VE WORKED WITH A LOT OF LEGENDARY ACTORS OVER THE

YEARS.

WHAT'S IT LIKE WORKING WITH DETHKLOK?

>> WELL, WHAT YOU NEED TO REMEMBER IS THAT IN MY DAY,

ACTING WASN'T A GAME...

...JUST MINCE IN OFF THE STREET

AND PUT ON SOME MAKEUP.

DO YOU MIND?!

>> OH, SORRY, J.F.

NEVER DROVE A FORKLIFT BEFORE.

JUST GOTTA PUT IT IN PARK.

HOLD ON.

THERE.

SORRY.

>> THE MOVIE BUSINESS CHANGED.

IT'S TOO MUCH FOR US-- AAGH!

>> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

>> OH, YOU'RE TEARING ME APART!