Seinfeld

Professional tennis. I don't understand all the shushing.

Why're they always shushing? "Shh! Shh!"

Don't the players know that we're there?

Should we duck down behind the seat

so they don't see us watching them?

To me tennis is basically just Ping-Pong,

and the players are standin' on the table.

That's all it is.

And that goofy scoring.

You win one point, all of a sudden you're up by 15.

Two points, 30-love.

Thirty-love.

Thirty-love.

Sounds like an English call girl.

"That'll be 30, love.

"And could you be a little quieter next time, please?

Shh!"

Are these seats unbelievable, or what?

Yeah.

Hey, where's the sunblock?

Here.

Twenty-five? You don't have anything higher?

What, are you on Mercury?

I need higher.

This has PABA in it. I need PABA-free.

You got a problem with PABA?

Yes, I have a problem with PABA.

You don't even know what PABA is.

I know enough to stay away from it.

I know enough to stay away from it.

Thirty-love.

Going to Todd's party this weekend?

I'll go if somebody else drives. You?

Gwen really wants to go.

You're bringin' a date to a party?

No good?

A party's a bad date situation.

It doesn't matter who you're with.

You could be with J. Edgar Hoover.

You don't wanna sit with him all night.

You wanna circulate!

Ah-ah-oh!

Why'd you pick Hoover?

Was he that interesting to talk to?

Well, I would think,

with the law enforcement and the cross-dressing,

seems like an interesting guy.

seems like an interesting guy.

Yeah, I guess.

What can I do? I gotta take her with me.

Todd introduced us. I'm obligated.

That woman is absolutely stunning.

Who, the Croat?

No, not the Croat. The lineswoman.

That is the most beautiful lineswoman I've ever seen.

Yeah, she's a BL.

BL?

Out!

Beautiful lineswoman.

All right, listen. I'm gonna go to the concession stand

and get some real sunblock.

You want anything?

Jerry?

Jerry?

Jerry?

You know, I just heard the Lexington line is out.

Oh!

You are kidding me.

How am I supposed to get to this meeting?

Take a car service. We have an account.

No, forget it. I hate those.

Every time I've taken one,

the driver will not stop talking to me.

No matter how disinterested I seem,

he just keeps yakkin' away.

"Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah."

Why does everything always have a social component?

You know, see, the stagecoach.

That would've been a good situation for me

'cause I'm in the coach

and the driver's way up there on the stage.

Well, you're not gonna get a cab now.

Four-thirty on a Friday afternoon?

Bring a magazine, keep your head down.

Yeah, I guess that could work.

And that is it. Match to Miss Natalia Baudone.

And that is it. Match to Miss Natalia Baudone.

Coming up next, men's singles.

But for now, let's stop a minute and take a look

at our beautiful tennis-center backdrop.

A beautiful but very hot day Hey!

here in Flushing Meadows. There's George!

Holy cow, it's a scorcher.

Boy, I bet you that guy could cover a lot of court.

Hey, buddy, they got a new invention.

It's called a napkin.

We'll take a station break and continue with more action.

Hee, hee, hee, hee!

Dag Hammarskjold Plaza, huh?

Dag Hammarskjold Plaza, huh?

Pendant, uh, Publishing.

That's books, right?

Miss?

Pardon me?

Books, that's what you do?

Yeah.

Yeah, I don't read much, myself.

Well, you know, besides the paper.

Yeah, a lot of people read to relax.

Not me.

You know what I do?

You know, I'm-- I'm havin' a lot of trouble, um,

hearing you back here, so...

I said, "You know what I do when I wanna relax?"

I said, "You know what I do when I wanna relax?"

The jumble.

Hey, do you make a book of jumbles?

I'm gonna have to be honest with you.

I'm going deaf.

Going deaf?

What?

Oh, I... I-I'm sorry.

It can be very frustrating.

Hey, what about a hearing aid?

Am I fearing AIDS?

Oh, yeah, sure! Who isn't?

But, you know, you gotta live your life.

But, you know, you gotta live your life.

Eh, no. No, no, no.

I-- I said that...

Eh, uh...

Forget it.

I can't take my eyes off this lineswoman.

The woman is absolutely mesmerizing.

Boy, you are really smitten.

I-- I gotta talk to her.

What do you think?

Cold? How you gonna do that?

You're not one of those guys.

I'm gonna psych myself into it

like those people that just walk across the hot coals.

like those people that just walk across the hot coals.

But they're not mocked and humiliated

when they get to the other side.

I have to, I won't be able to live with myself.

Wait a minute, Jerry. There's a bigger issue here.

If you go through that wall and become one of those guys,

I'll be left here on this side.

Take me with you.

I can't.

What're you gonna say?

I don't know. "Hi"?

You think you're going to the other side with "hi"?

You're not gonna make it.

You're not gonna make it.

Base to 92. Come in.

Yeah, this is 92.

Yeah, after this, go back to the city for a 6:00 pickup.

Rightio.

749 Bleeker. The party's Hanks, Tom Hanks.

Tom Hanks!

After me you're pickin' up Tom Hanks?

I love him!

So I guess your hearing goes in and out, huh?

Yeah, it-- Yes, it d--

Yeah. Yeah, you know what I think?

I think you made that whole thing up.

I think you made that whole thing up.

No, no. No, no, I--

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know your type.

You're too good to make conversation

with someone like me.

Oh, God forbid, you could discuss the jumbles!

But to go so far as to pretend you're almost deaf?

I mean, that is truly disgusting, miss.

And Mr. Tom Hanks...

may I say, he too would be disgusted by your behavior.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Oh, that's nice.

That's right, ignore me.

That's real polite.

Yeah, nobody's even talkin' to you.

Oh, you're a big lineswoman.

Oh, like that's some kind of a cool job.

I know your type. Think you're too good for everyone.

But, you know, it's women like you--

Oh, well!

What, are you deaf?

Bingo!

And you're saying she's deaf?

I'm not sayin' she's deaf. She's deaf.

Can't hear a thing. Can't hear a thing.

Can't hear a thing. Can't hear a thing.

And you're gonna go out with her.

Yeah. Isn't that something?

Hey.

Hey. Hi.

Yeah, you know, I know how to sign. Really?