The Big Bang Theory

Previously on The Big Bang Theory...

I was offered a summer research fellowship at Princeton.

A fine institution.

The place where Albert Einstein taught,

and where Leonard got his PhD,

so it may have gone downhill.

Gentlemen, you may remember Dr. Nowitzki.

She's back at Caltech for her postdoc.

Hello. GUYS: Hi.

Question:

are you seeking a romantic relationship with me?

What if I were?

Well, that would raise a number of problems.

We're colleagues, I'm currently in a relation...

Amy? Amy.

Amy?

Will you marry me?

One moment, please.

Really, you're going to answer that right now?

It's Leonard.

I don't want to be rude.

Hello?

Oh, hey, where you been?

We've been calling you for hours.

Oh, I'm sorry, my phone was on "airplane" mode.

Why?

Because I was on an airplane.

Hey, put him on speaker.

Yeah. Hey, where are you?

I came to Princeton to see Amy.

It's a funny story, actually.

I was having lunch with Dr. Nowitzki,

and she kissed me.

Excuse me? What?

I'm sorry?

And in that moment, I realized

that Amy was the only woman I ever wanted to kiss

for the rest of my life.

So I came to New Jersey to ask her to marry me.

Oh, that's so sweet. (Chuckling)

Sheldon... Yeah, although

there was one man whose blessing I needed first.

I've thought about it, and I really want to spend

the rest of my life with Amy.

Do I have your blessing?

Well, Sheldon...

I think you should make her finger like Saturn

and put a ring on it.

You asked Stephen Hawking and not her father?

Stephen Hawking's a genius.

If he said no, I wasn't gonna waste my time on her father.

But you did ask my father?

I did. He said yes.

Although, not in a robot voice, so it wasn't nearly as cool.

Okay. Oh, my God, I can't believe you guys are engaged.

We're not engaged, yet.

She's taking forever to answer.

Because you're on the phone!

We'll call you back.

She said yes.

Yay! Congratulations!

Mother, I have some good news to share.

We're engaged.

I am so happy for you two, but I'm not surprised.

I've been praying for this.

Well, God had nothing to do with it.

It happened because I was kissing another woman,

and it made me realize I wanted to be with Amy.

More than one woman was interested in you?

I might have prayed a little too hard.

Wait, oh, and I just...

I want to let you know right now

that we are not getting married in a church.

That's all right, Sheldon.

Anywhere Jesus is is a church.

Well, he won't be at our wedding.

He's in my heart, so if I'm there,

he'll be there.

Okay, well, then, he's your plus-one.

You don't get to bring anyone else.

That's fine. Love you.

Love you, too. Bye.

Lord, thank you.

Even though you can do anything,

that was mighty impressive.

We're engaged.

Oh, my God, that's amazing!

Wait, uh, tell me everything.

Well, Dr. Nowitzki was kissing me...

Okay, you can stop leading with that part of the story.

Well, congratulations.

I'm so happy for you two.

Hold on, I have to tell Bernadette.

Hey, Bernie, guess what?

Sheldon and Amy got engaged. Can you believe it?

Oh, my God. I cannot believe it.

She's so happy... I think she's crying.

Do you think Sheldon's gonna want

some weird Star Trek wedding?

I don't know.

Well, Leonard could barely finish the words.

"Doctor Who wedding cake"

before I shut that down hard.

Mm-hmm.

Are you listening to me?

Yeah, you're mean to Leonard. I heard you.

Is everything okay?

Look, I'm gonna tell you something,

but you can't freak out,

because I'm already freaking out.

Oh, my God, what is it?

I'm pregnant again.

Wha...

Interesting.

Howard's gonna lose his mind.

Wait, you haven't told him yet?

No.

You told me first? Oh, Bernie!

This wasn't supposed to happen... we were careful.

Yeah, I didn't even think you could get pregnant

while you were breastfeeding.

Well, guess what? You can.

Okay, look, look, this is a good thing.

Halley's gonna have a little brother

or sister to play with.

I guess that would be pretty cute.

And, you, know, I was a surprise to my parents,

and my dad said it was the best thing

that ever happened to them.

Okay. Maybe this baby actually is a blessing.

Oh, my God, honey, of course it is.

How am I pregnant again?

Yeah, what were you thinking?

All right, I'm all checked in to my flight.

Well, I'm sad you're leaving.

Why'd you only book a flight for one day?

I came here to propose.

If you'd said no, I wouldn't want to stick around

looking at your stupid face.

Now, mind you, your face is only stupid

in the "no" version of the story.

But I said yes, so I get a lifetime of this.

Yes, you do, smart face.

Why don't you stay a few extra days?

Well, I don't have any other clothes.

We'll get you some.

Oh, I don't know, I'm pretty particular.

Well, there's a comic book store less than a mile from here.

Perfect, let's go shopping.

Oh, um, and I'm having dinner with some colleagues tonight.

I'm sure they'd love to meet you.

Come on, what do you say?

Aw, you're nagging me.

It's like we're already married.

Is that a yes or a no?

Geez, save some for the honeymoon.

Look at Nowitzki over there.

I can't believe she tried to steal

Sheldon from Amy.

You know what?

I'm gonna go there and tell her that they're engaged now

and that her little plan didn't work.

Because you're sticking up for Sheldon,

or because you're still mad she rejected you?

Too far away, can't hear you.

Hello, Ramona.

Mm. Hello.

Why are you sitting by yourself?

Oh, that's right,

Sheldon's in New Jersey being engaged to Amy.

I heard.

Now that Sheldon's out of the picture,

I could give you one more chance to go out with me.

Nope, I'm good.

You sure?

I will not ask again.

I sincerely hope not.

Very well.

I'm going to leave before this gets awkward.

Hey.

Want me to make dinner?

Uh, sure, but first, why don't you have a seat?

There's something I need to show you.

Ooh, if it's how to make dinner, that'd be great.

Is this a... pregnancy test?

Yes.

That means... positive?

Yes.

No.

Yes.

: N... No.

Yes.

: No!

How could this even happen?

Uh, w... we were careful.

Well, it did. No!

Yes! Yes! No! No!

No! No! Yes! Yes! Yes!

Okay! Okay! Okay!

Well, w-what are we gonna do?