Batman: The Brave and the Bold

Surrender, you diminutive fools.

I have more soldiers than you can shake a fist at.

- I thought you said help was on the way. - It is.

We just need to hold off Bug-Eyed Bandit a little longer.

I hope you called the most intelligent, quick-witted hero you could find.

- Sorry I'm late, old chums. - We're doomed.

Hello?

What in the name of Poseidon? I hear voices.

Wee little voices.

Outrageous.

Aquaman, the molecular density unit on my bio-belt has been destroyed,

- trapping us in a microscopic... - You're so cute.

I could just put you in my pocket and keep you there forever.

Focus!

Yes. Focus. Right.

Now, you were saying.

You know that doohickey that lets me get big and small? It's broken.

And if you don't help us, Batman and I will be ant food.

Well, why didn't you just say that in the first place, man? I'm on it.

Go while I hold off the Big-Eyed Bandit and his robotic ants.

That tickles.

The chamber behind you contains the remains of a white dwarf star,

the original source of my bio-belt's power.

Remove it gently.

Follow me, my friends.

I found you a much bigger picnic.

Now, place the fragment into the spectrophotometer.

- What? - Uh, that thing that looks like a toaster.

Ah. Yes. The toaster.

What's wrong?

Ye, gods! I'm on fire.

- Aquaman, concentrate. - I am trying to.

Huh?

You have not seen the last of me, tiny titan.

- Good job, Aquaman. - Yes, yes, professor.

Got any bug spray?

Sorry I'm late, folks, but my invitation must've gotten lost in the mail.

And on behalf of all my talented colleagues

in the field of brainteasers and word games,

I'd like to say it's been an honor not to be nominated.

You don't deserve that award, Riddler.

Says you.

Boys, I can't believe you started this shindig without me.

Holy pulchritude. I didn't know you called her.

I didn't.

Who is that masked woman? I like her style.

Your methods are unacceptable.

Crime-fighting's no place for thrill-seekers, Katrina.

How do you know who I am?

Katrina Moldoff, world-class athlete and acrobat,

famous heiress to the Moldoff Circus fortune.

It wasn't that hard to figure out.

Crime-fighter ethics prevent me from exposing your secret identity.

But if you continue to endanger innocents,

I will shut you down.

What's the matter, darling? Threatened by a little competition?

Whoa! Look out!

Wow, cool. You know, for a girl.

What's wrong, Riddler? Little too rough for you?

Riddle me this: Why are you like a bride on her wedding day?

Answer: Because you're about to be unveiled.

Hey, look. It's that famous heiress. Katrina Moldoff.

Hey, Katrina. Over here.

That was a dirty trick, Riddler, even for you.

How does it feel to be exposed?

Gosh, looks like that's the end of her superhero career.

I feel kind of bad for her, don't you, Batman?

Actions have consequences, Robin.

Katrina was endangering herself as well as others.

Maybe this is for the best.

No one stops the Spinner.

Is it just me or is everything starting to spin?

It's just you.

Got a new girl, I see.

Your ego could never handle a real woman, could it, darling?

Always your city, your rules.

Why would you care when the courts outlawed me

from ever being in costume again.

Take me home.

Following an escape tonight from Blackgate Prison,

police have issued an all-points bulletin for the Riddler,

who is considered to be armed and dangerous.

Perhaps it's finally time for a little payback.

Felix Faust, at your service.

How may I assist you... Oh, no, no. Let me guess.

A potion perhaps to heal a broken heart?

Do I look like a lovesick teenager to you, Mr. Faust?

Hmm.

Then that must mean you're here looking for revenge.

More like satisfaction.

Oh.

Well, that requires a much darker magic.

Quite dangerous in the hands of the inexperienced.

Trust me. I can handle it.

- Batman speaking. - Batman, it's Katrina. I need your help.

- My life, it's all falling apart. - This isn't a good time.

Please. You don't understand. I'm desperate.

I don't know where else to turn.

Okay, I'll be right there.

Thank you for coming, Batman.

We may have had our differences, Katrina, but I'm still a concerned friend.

And I thought all my friends left me years ago.

It's shocking how life can change in an instant, isn't it?

How I'm forced to live as a recluse while others go on as if nothing happened.

Society would have never treated a man, treated you, Batman,

the way it treated me.

Actions have consequences, Katrina. We live with our choices.

Still, there's time to make things right.

Oh, darling. I intend to.

You know, before you got here,

I almost made the biggest mistake of my life.

I almost didn't go through with this.

What are you...?

Katrina, what have you done? I'm you?

And you're me?

- What could you possibly hope to gain? - Oh, please. I have a list.

Freedom, for one thing.

No longer will I have to hide in the shadows.

Then there's my personal favorite: Retribution.

The Riddler will finally get what he deserves

and Batman will take all the blame.

Not if I have anything to say about it.

Batman would never hit a defenseless woman.

Funny. I don't have that problem.

Where are the stupid keys?