Batman: The Brave and the Bold

For an operative with the Global Peace Agency, about to face certain death,

- you seem awfully relaxed, Trevor. - Call me Steve, buddy boy.

Let's just say I've got a guardian angel, and I do mean angel, watching over me.

You'll be with the angels when I launch this missile at the Geneva Arms Conference,

eliminating the leaders of two dozen nations in one fell swoop.

Then, from out of the chaos,

Baroness Von Gunther and her forces will rise up to take control.

Don't bet on it, you goose-stepping harpy.

Dummkopf.

Soon to be a dead dummkopf.

Lady, the red, white and blue's about to turn you black and blue.

Wonder Woman. Stop her!

- Batman. - Princess.

Are you all right, Steve?

I am now that you're here, angel.

Isn't she terrific?

Have to say, being a secret agent is a cinch

when you've got a super-powered girlfriend.

I wouldn't know.

- It's over, baroness. - Ja, Wonder Woman, over for you.

As a woman, you should know that the path of violence is a barren one.

Abandon your misguided ways.

Join the sisterhood of peace.

Bah. Your Amazonian dogma sickens me.

Have it your way.

Can you handle the rest of Von Gunther's men while I go after Steve?

Done.

No worries, Trevor. She's never failed you.

Yet.

Whoo-hoo!

You really are a wonder woman.

What does she see in that man?

As a Green Lantern,

I've faced some of the nastiest villains in the galaxy.

Then I met Star Sapphire.

She was different.

Easy on the eyes, and we actually had a lot in common.

She was a humble Earthling

who encountered some otherworldly beings,

the Zamarons.

They chose her to be the host body for their queen.

Can't say I blame them.

They even gave her a ring, but it came with a hitch.

Once that ring slid onto her finger, she was a changed woman.

She became a being of pure evil bent on the conquest of Earth.

I've never had any problems with ladies before,

but like I said, this one is different.

Batmobile's making amazing time.

That Ferris aircraft engine might have something to do with it, Batman.

Sure it's not because its driver is the best in the world?

If you're so confident, we should take things to the next level.

Think we can get her up to mach 4?

We've never gotten past mach 3.5.

Well, then, it's about time we tried, isn't it?

- Let's not get too carried away, Hal. - Come on, Bats.

The reason you hire me to test these for you

is because I'm gonna push them to the edge.

- And over it. - Excuse us, Carol. Guy talk.

Just don't forget our deal.

You test all my new prototypes and I cover Coast City crime.

Trust me, I'm on it.

If it weren't for your tattoos, you could be working in that bank

instead of robbing it.

It ain't the robbing I care about, it's the brawling.

Sounds like you're having some fun.

You just worry about the test flight.

You look scared.

Hal Jordan's not afraid of anything, Ms. Taylor, so why should I be?

Right. He's the king of cool.

Women want him. Men want to be him.

But every man's afraid of something, Ms. Ferris.

My magazine sent me to find out what makes Hal Jordan tick.

So tell me, what's it like being his boss and his girlfriend?

Hal, you're pushing her too hard. Pull back.

No way. Batman's counting on me.

Are you doing this for Batman or yourself?

Hal?

Hal!

Quite an ending for my article.

Whoo-hoo!

I thought this would be the perfect time to try out that new ultra-chute prototype.

Oh, thank goodness.

- You worry too much. - Because I love you too much.

I know.

It's a good thing you made it in one piece

because I've been looking forward to tonight's date for a week.

I'm sorry, Carol. I gotta go.

Uh... Buddy of mine is in a bit of a jam. Mm.

A buddy?

Fighting Batman behind my back, Tattooed Man?

I thought I was your arch-nemesis.

So you crashed another of my planes?

Not doing this now.

I had to break another date with Carol to save your bat butt.

- That's a shame. Carol's a class act. - Sure is.

Some would say out of your league.

Is there a point I'm missing here?

Can your little sewing circle quit gossiping and fight?

My ears! I can't think straight!

That's the general idea.

Tomorrow, you test the bat-boat.

But if you total this one, I'm sending you a bill.

Here you go, fellas. Hope I'm not making your job too easy.

Arrogant man.