South Park

Alexa, put on 90.1.

Got it.

Now playing radio station 90.1 FM.

What the fuck?

Mom, something's wrong with my favorite show.

It's just, like, static.

Your favorite show?

Yeah, NPR, National Public Radio,

where all the liberals bitch and whine about stuff.

Something's wrong with it.

Oh, sweetie, the president canceled NPR.

What do you mean, the president canceled NPR?

That was, like, the funniest shit ever.

I don't know what to tell you, hon.

Oh, my God.

You guys!

You guys are not gonna believe this.

The president of the United States canceled NPR.

- What's NPR? - What's NPR?

The funniest show ever where all the lesbians

and Jews complain about stuff?

The fucking president had it taken off the air!

I mean, who the hell does this president think he is?

The government can't cancel the show.

I mean, what show are they gonna cancel next?

It was seriously the best show.

It had, like, gay rappers from Mexico all sad

because girls in Pakistan got stoned to death.

And guess why they got stoned to death?

'Cause they were raped!

It was hilarious. Why would anyone cancel that?

I don't know about you, but I'm worried about

what this country's coming to.

It seems like everybody's changing

and suddenly woke stuff is off limits.

I mean, it's like now everyone rips on the Jews,

and it's totally fine.

Huh, Kyle?

See?

What's wrong with Kyle?

Everybody's given up.

Attention, students.

There will be a mandatory assembly this morning.

All students report to the gym, mkay?

Oh, boy, PC Principal.

He's not given up.

All right, everyone, listen up.

Everybody, quiet!

There's some bull crap going on in this country,

and I am not going to let it corrupt

the environment at this school!

Oh, here we go.

Now, I don't know about you, but I'm sick and tired

of the way people are treated

and mocked for being compassionate.

It is out of control!

There's only one thing that can bring some normality

back to these corrupt times.

And that is...

our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.

What?

This school has traded truth for comfort

and worships idols of self and sin.

We were a nation under God, but now we spit in His face

and wonder why everything's falling apart.

There's only one way back...

repent, bow to Christ,

or be swept away with the rest of the godless lies.

What the hell, dude?

In order to turn things around,

I'm going to be a Power Christian Principal.

You can call me PC Principal.

So now, I'd like you all to put your hands together

in welcoming Christ our Lord.

Hello, my children.

I am the light and the way.

Fellas, what the fuck is going on?

Yea, it is wonderful to be here,

for where two or three gather in my name,

there am I with them.

That's right!

That's right. Let's go, Jesus.

Fuck yeah!

So how was your day, guys?

Anything fun happen at school?

No, not really.

Uh, Jesus showed up.

Jesus?

Yeah.

What's Jesus doing in your school?

I don't know.

I don't think Jesus is allowed to be in schools.

Yeah, well, he was there.

Well, I think I'm gonna have to talk to somebody about this.

Hey, uh, how's it going?

Um, is Jesus supposed to be allowed in schools?

Generally, the idea is that public schools

have to maintain a separation of church and state,

so they can't promote any one religion.

Yeah, that's what I thought.

The government can't force a religion on my son.

Public schools can teach about religions

in a neutral educational way,

but they can't endorse any particular one.

Was it a lesson on all world religions?

Uh, no.

My son said that Jesus was literally at his school.

Then you're probably right to be concerned.

It's good you're looking out for your son's education.

Thanks.

It's really nice to have someone

to talk to about all this.

No worries.

Let me know if there's any other way I can help.

I'm always here.

You're so awesome. Thanks.

Good night, honey.

Have a great sleep,

and I'm sure you'll do more amazing things tomorrow.

Ah.

- Butters! - Ahh!

Butters, get over here.

What did I tell you, man? This shit is wack!

PC Principal?

If he's changed, then there's no hope!

I think I know what's happening.

I think woke is dead.

Woke is dead?

It's dead, Butters. It's gone!

You can just say retarded now. Nobody cares.

Everyone hates the Jews.

Everyone's fine with using gay slurs.

Oh. Well, that's not good.

No, it's terrible!

'Cause now I don't know...

what I'm supposed to do.

Eric?

More protests today

as the government pushes harder for Christianity

in our nation's schools.

The president stated earlier today that the spirit of Jesus

is important to our country,

and he will sue anyone who doesn't agree with him.

What the hell is this president doing?

He doesn't even act like a Christian.

Why is he pushing it on our kids?

I told you this was all gonna be bad,

but a lot of you here voted for him.

Yeah, I voted for him,

but all I've seen him do is arrest and sue people.

I voted for him to get rid of all the woke stuff.

But now that retarded faggot is just putting money

in his own pockets.

- Yeah! - That's right!

Are we just gonna sit here

and let him break every rule of freedom?

- No! - No way!

Well, come on!

Let's go get that son of a bitch.

Yeah!

Yeah!

Come on! Come on, let's go get him!

Come on, let's get him!

- Let's go get him! - Come on, let's get him!

Come on out, you piece of shit.

We're unelecting you.

Excuse me. Do you mind?

What the hell do you think you're doing, Garrison?

I'm not doing anything.

Oh, so you haven't been looting the country

and ruling by fear

like some Middle Eastern tinpot dictator?

No, I've been sitting here

watching "White Lotus" with Rick.

But you got re-elected.

He hasn't been back to Washington in years.

He gave all that up.

He's been really good.

But if he's here,

then who's the retarded faggot

in the White House?