South Park

Randy: Some people like their weed made the ol' fashioned way.

Here at Tegridy, we believe weed is about people.

Over the past few months, Tegridy has expanded

from the simple farm house you see behind me,

to actually owning the entire 420 valley.

And I think you'll see on this tour

that even though our business has grown,

we've kept our weed simple.

It takes over a thousand plants

to make just one box of Tegridy weed.

There's Juan Carlos over there.

He's one of our newest employees.

Mornin', Juan Carlos.

What happens when you combine science with Tegridy?

A lot of magic.

Here you can see our latest growing methods

along with our science center.

And of course it wouldn't be Colorado weed

without our Rocky Mountain High tasting room.

Feel free to come back here later

and try all the Tegridy products.

Well, folks, we hope you've enjoyed your tour.

There's a lot to buy here in the gift shop,

And please do remember... your tour guides work on tips.

Let's give me a big hand.

This sucks balls.

Ever since you guys moved, everything just keeps changing.

I mean, how are us kids supposed to have any hope anymore?

All I think about is

all the problems our generation is inheriting.

Climate change, over fishing, Kyle...

I mean, how are we supposed to get happy about anything?

Hey, there, Stan. You input all the weed orders?

Yeah, it's all right here.

Oh, huh...

This looks like our orders are actually... down.

You sure you did that right?

Yeah, I went through it twice.

People aren't ordering as much as last month.

Not ordering as much?

What the hell is going on?

Oh, hey, Randy!

Howdy, Stephen! How you been gettin' on?

Good! How's life out in the valley treating you?

Oh, it's early mornins' and lots a hard work,

but I gotta do what's best for my youngins.

I noticed you hadn't supplied up in a while, Stephen,

so I thought I'd deliver your weed to you personally.

Oh... yeah, no, I actually hadn't

ordered any in a while.

Why not?

You're not gettin' all sober on us are ya?

No, I just... well, here let me show you.

What'dya think?

I started growing my own plants a couple weeks ago.

I totally get it. It's a really fun hobby.

That's Diego, my gardener.

Oh.

Hey.

Fuck you.

What?

Is my weed not good enough for you?

Something wrong with Tegridy?

No, I just started kind of getting into it.

I just enjoy the whole...

You're stealing my idea, Stephen!

Come on, growing marijuana is not your idea.

Yeah-huh! While you assholes were all screwing around,

I went out and made a living!

When you grow your own pot,

you're taking weed out of my children's mouths!

Oh, hey, guys!

Sorry, the front door was open so I just walked on in.

Seeing if I could still get those seeds from you, Stephen.

What seeds?!

Oh, I was gonna try my hand at growing some weed,

and Stephen said he'd give me some of his seeds

to get started.

Fuck you guys!

I'll get you for this, Stephen.

You mess with my Tegridy, then I'm gonna mess with you!

You alright there, partner?

Kids are being handed a world that's broken and sick.

We aren't the ones who messed this planet up,

but we're the ones who will pay the price.

Okay. You have a nice day.

For favor no! For favor no mas quiero trabajar!

This is inhumane! Diego is my gardener.

What's going on?

This is an I.C.E. raid, son.

You need to keep back.

Put him in my car.

What did that guy do?

Somebody called in an anonymous tip

that he might be here illegally.

No! No te lo puedes llevar! Es mi esposo! Mi esposo!

Papa! Papa, no! Papa!

Wife goes in the van, kids can go with Donovan.

Who called you people?!

It was Randy Marsh, wasn't it?!

We're just doing our job, sir.

If the family checks out,

we'll release them from their detention centers.

Detention centers?

Well, this is nice!

When did we start doing this?

Kids go to LS22.

So anyone can make an anonymous tip,

and you can round up families and send them away?

Nobody told me about this. I thought everything sucked now!

Do you have a card?

What do you want?

Do you remember last week

you called me a butthole in front of Suzie Tobler?

Yeah, 'cause you were gonna snap her bra.

I want you to apologize

for every time you've been a dick to me, Kyle.

Fuck you.

Oh! Are you sure you don't want to take that back?

Okay, Kyle, just remember I gave you a chance.

Are you done now? Can I hang up?

220. We've breached the front door.

Hello.

Mommy! Mommy!

Excuse me. What is going on?

640. On the first floor.

Who are you people?!

We're I.C.E., ma'am.

We're American citizens.

Just doing our job, sir.

If you check out, you'll be released

from the detention centers.

Get the fuck out of my house!

Mom! Dad!

This is ridiculous!

You can't take our children away from us!

That's so sweet.

You guys take the parents, we'll take the kids.

Come on, you!

No! You will not take my children from me!

No way.

I'm telling you I just don't know where are passports are!

Then we have to detain you.

If you're legal, you can sort it all out on Monday.

Monday?!

God dammit, Cartman!

Ike! You can't do this!

"What's happened to our country?"

People are being wronged by a broken system,

and we must say "no more."

No more homegrown marijuana."

Yeah! That's right!

Yeah! That's right I agree! Me too! Yeah, right!

"As the son of a proud American farmer,

I am concerned about what homegrown can lead to.

People can grow weed wrong and poison themselves."

What? Yeah! That's right!

Yeah, come on!

"Unscrupulous growers could use cheap irrigation

and drown babies."

Oh, come on.

That's right! Drown babies!

Yeah, drown babies! That's right. Drown babies.

"The fact is simple... marijuana must be grown with Te-griddy."

Tegridy.Tegridy.

Stupid government!

How can they sit there and look a child in the face

and say it's fine for people to grow their own weed?

Aww, why does it matter?

Why does it...

Am I the only person here

who understands what this will do to us? Yeah, but, Dad,

you're gonna piss off everybody in South Park.

You know what?

Fuck South Park.

Fuck South Park?

Yeah, I'm sick of it!

I'm just... I'm done.

I don't give two shits about South Park.

All that matters is Tegridy Farms now!