Will & Grace

Still can't believe Stan's gone.

But I must say, it was a beautiful funeral.

It was.

And it really got me thinking.

We were the best-looking ones there.

I know.

I mean, we were, like, the reason it was beautiful.

So how about Stan leaving us all that money? $20,000.

Yeah, to plan our wedding.

I still have no idea why he thought we were a couple.

Is that your third glass of wine?

Are you counting?

Sweetie, I am so excited about going to Guatemala with you.

I'm a doctor without borders.

Technically, you're not a doctor.

Hey, I got a "B" in high school biology.

Down there, I'm a doctor.

Well, well.

I've never seen trash take itself out.

Stuff it, you bitter witch.

Just getting the rest of my things

before they start to reek of booze and anti-growth hormone.

Well, then, you won't mind if I take a look in that suitcase.

Up yours!

I may be a gold digger, a stripper, and a whore...

Nine arrests, no convictions.

But I am no thief.

I admire your principles.

Almost as much as I admire my diamond ring in your hand.

Give it up.

And?

And?

Wow, impressive.

Had we met years ago and under different circumstances,

this might have been hello instead of goodbye.

-I'll be leaving now. -Yeah.

But I won't be leaving quickly.

-And why? -Hmm?

Because I have a diamond tiara up my bum.

It was a lovely reception, Karen.

I was especially moved by the Taco Bell flyover.

Well, thank you, Lars.

You know, you kids can go if you want to.

I've got a lot to do before the yacht leaves for Saint Bart's in the morning.

Why are you going to Saint Bart's?

Oh, oh, visiting friends?

No, Stan wanted his ashes scattered in the Caribbean

off the back of his yacht.

It's going to feel very empty there without him.

Of course, any place would feel empty without Stan.

He took up a lot of room.

Karen.

Uh, we could join you.

Oh. I'd love it if you girls would come with me.

Hey, did you know there's a Jacuzzi on board?

-A Jacuzzi? -I love bubbles!

Wow, fun!

There gonna be some spa-like things where we're going?

Well, the whole country's pretty much like a steam room.

Oh, and Chef will be there with his famous morning crepe station.

-Crepes! -I love folded foods.

Yum!

We'll have nice meals, right?

Depends if the food drop came that week.

And the shopping.

All of the stores on Saint Bart's are duty-free.

-Yay! -Duty-free!

Lot of doody.

Gracie, honey, why don't you come with?

I can't.

I have to help people.

You go have fun in your Jacuzzi,

and your crepes, and your shopping. I'll be fine.

Sleeping in my own filth,

and waiting for food to drop down from the sky...

Hey, sweetie.

Come on, why don't you go?

What, really?

Yeah, I mean, I love you, but let's face it.

The thought of you doing something selfless is a joke.

I love that you get me.

-Hey, guys, we're going on a cruise! -

-Dr. Marcus? -Yes?

Uh, there's a Dr. Morty here to see you.

Oh, great. Tell Dani to come in.

Oh, suddenly, I work for you too.

Karen, I'm really sorry to do this here,

but this trip came about so fast, uh, they had to get my paperwork started,

so Dani offered to come and bring it by for me.

Oh, good!

I finally get to meet the famous Dr. Morty.

Leo's going to Guatemala with him.

-Her. -Huh?

Hi. I'm so sorry to intrude.

Leo, your papers.

Thank you.

Dani, this is Will and Jack, Karen, Rosario.

- Hi. -Nice to meet you.

Hello.

This is my wife, Grace.

Oh, Leo never mentioned he was married.

Oh, I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding.

He talks about you all the time.

Oh, all the women at the hospital, they hate you.

And one of the male nurses.

Yeah, he mentioned you too.

Although, when he said Dr. Morty, I pictured an old blotchy Jew

who kept saying, "You call this dinner?"

You've met my father.

I better get going.

-It was great meeting you. -Yeah.

Hey, I'll walk you out.

Bye.

-Bye, now. -Take care. Bye.

She seems nice.

You must be dying!

Aren't you dying?

Your husband is going to Guatemala with that!

I would die!

I know. That bod! She could be in a Whitesnake video!

Whoo!

-Just die! -

That is some lucky flesh-eating virus that gets her.

- Oh. -Hmm.

-Die, die, die-- -Okay, I get it!

She's gorgeous, and she saves lives.

Big whoop.

I look good sometimes.

And I let people cut in front of me in line at the supermarket.

Well, I haven't, but I've thought of it.

Come on, Gracie.

-You have nothing to worry about. - I know that.

I'm very secure in my relationship.

I love my husband, and I know that he loves me.

I would die!

I'm glad you all could be here.

I spent a lot of time with Stanley on this boat.

Well, not with him.

I'd be with the crew on the opposite side to keep us from tipping.

Here are the ashes.

Wow! Is that all Stan?

No, there's another can in the limo.

They put him in a popcorn can?

Isn't that a little unseemly?

No more so than the cremation.

It took four days, and used so much power

that all of Bergen County lost their air-conditioning.

Mrs. Walker?

We're just about ready to shove off.

Thanks, driver.

That's the captain?

That's your limo driver.

Yeah, drive a boat, drive a car, drive a plane.

As long as I'm drunk, what's the difference?

Well, I should probably get going. Our plane takes off in a couple of hours.

Our plane?

Yeah, me and Dani.

You're flying together?

Yeah, we're going to the same place. Why?

No, nothing. It's just that you never mentioned it.

It's an interesting omission on your part.

The way you omitted that, it's interesting to me.

-Are you okay? - I'm good.

I'm good. It'll be fun flying together.

And lucky for you, if you have to make a water landing.

She has those huge flotation devices attached to her chest.

Tell me, do they light up?

Hmm. It's cute when boring people fight.

But come on, let's say we get out of here. I'll show you around.

We'll start on the port side

and work our way around to the whiskey side.

She really was hot though, wasn't she?

I would die!

Grace, you're being silly. Danielle's a friend.

I've known her for years.

Besides, she's not even my type.

Please, she's everyone's type. I'd do her.

All right, let me just picture that for a minute.

Oh. Oh, wow.

Stop. Would you take this seriously?

No, because nothing's gonna happen.

Look, when we got married, I took a vow for better, for worse.