Superjail!

Aah!

Aah!

Ugh! Aah! Aah!

Aaaaaaaaah!

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Huh?

Ohh!

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Aah!

What the hell?!

Aaah!

Nova?!

Wow! They make people even smaller than Jared!

It's a baby, duh.

Hey, Warden.

It seems like one of your inmates knocked up one of mine.

This precious cargo needs a daddyo,

which reminds me of a song I wrote.

It's about responsibility.

Waah! Aah! Aaaaaaaaaaaah!

We'll teach that "weirdress"

a thing or two about responsibility.

Once we identify your papa,

you little bundle of criminal instincts,

you'll get the paternal bonding you need

to overcome your murderous tendencies

and achieve everything you want in life.

Aah!

It seems our beautiful bastard's genetic match has vamoosed!

Had to get his DNA sample

from this old spank mag in his cell. Pig.

No matter!

If modern science can create a baby in a lab,

then why not a parent?

I've been waiting all week to try out our new clone-amajig!

Nein! But look at zeez readouts!

Off-ze-chart tendencies toward anger, violence, misogyny...

and only a microscopic quotient of selfless love!

It's called "playing God" for a reason, doctor!

Let's have some fun!

Warden, no!

Mm. Multitudes of similitude.

I feel we are kindred spirits with these fellow multi-kind.

Agreed.

Socialize we must.

Commence with the rolling of the good times.

Aah!

Jackknife was our most unruly inmate,

and now there are thousands of him!

Giving us an even greater pool of potential papas!

Oh, boy, is this baby lucky!

Waah!

Ooh! Aaaaaaaah!

Aah! Ohh!

Sir, I-I'm not sure the clones will

sit through your parenting lectures.

We can't snuff out the pick of the litter

without a little child rearing 101.

Shouldn't you have changed the real baby by now?

Oh, he'll tell us when he needs something.

Babies take care of themselves, Jared.

Hope you don't mind a little chafing.

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Eeh!

Sir, this is a disaster!

They're destroying each other and Superjail!

It's called natural selection, Jared...

survival of the fittest.

They're instinctively competing for the honor of fatherhood.

And to stand in their way is to deny the will of Papa Nature!

Aah!

Ugh!

These will surely be most comforting environs