Superjail!

Unh!

Ah!

Ooh!

Ahh.

Aah!

Aah! Aah! Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Aah! Aah!

Aah!

# Oh, life on the outside ain't what it used to be #

# You know, the world's gone crazy #

# And it ain't safe on the street #

# Oh, we're losing track #

# And I know there's only one place to go #

# I'm coming home #

# Whoa, yeah #

# I'm coming home #

Sector 5, quadrant 27-d.

This is project kx-111...

pre-emptive killing automata.

How do you do that, Jared?

How do you find a way to make even this boring?

Sir, it's my job!

Speaking of which, I... I just don't see

why we need all these expensive weapons, sir.

That's why you're not the Warden, Jared.

You're an accountant.

Oh! That one has my face on it!

Write this down, Jared.

Make more of those.

Ah, Warden! Excellent!

You're just in time to witness the results

of our latest interspecies genetic modification experiment!

Uh, what is that in English?

He's been splicing animal genes with humans

to create more docile inmates.

Well, let's see what the good doctor has cooked up.

Aah! Aah!

Scratch scorpion off the list!

And that's why you're not a scientist.

Next!

Wow, this one must be good.

Look at them all lining up to get in.

No, it's terrible, sir!

This is where we process all the new inmates.

But with Superjail already stuffed to capacity,

there's no place to put them all!

Oh, Jared, how can that enormous head of yours be

so full of such tiny ideas?

Obviously, we just need to make Superjail bigger!

Ooh! A double chub!

A what?

Back in civilian life,

I used to eat chubsteaks every day!

I just couldn't get enough of them!

It got to be kind of a problem, actually.

Jared? Jared. Jared!

You're off-topic again, buddy.

Yeah, mm-mmm!

So, where can I get more of these tasty morsels?

Oh, they're everywhere, sir!

They're a franchise!

A franchise.

Of course.

A Superjail on every corner of every town of every state

of every nation!

Nothing but sweet, instant incarceration for one and all!

# Warden of Superjail, we have come for you #

Where'd the Warden go?

Who cares?

Superjail emergency.

Code 45735.

What is he doing here?

Looks like they're going to throw the book

at the Warden's penal system.

Ouch.

Warden of Superjail,

you stand before this time court because, on this day,

in your time continuum, you enacted a plan to open Superjail

subsidiaries worldwide.

Oh, my god.

I was just thinking of that like 30 seconds ago.

How did you do that?

Silence!

You are accused of 437 counts of time crime...

# Time crime #

...waging an unprovoked war on the nations of the Earth,

enslaving its peoples, laying waste to its ecosystem.

Yeah, is this gonna take a while?

Because I should really be getting back to Superjail.

Those people really don't know how to run the place without me, so...

How do you plead?

Plead?!

Where's your corpus christi?!

Where's your proof?!

Silence! Order!

The proof!

Charge!

Aah! Aah!

Sir, it looks like the Japanese and Euro-American forces

are planning a sneak attack on the northern front.

How do you want to proceed?

Let Jailbot "X" have a go at them.

Ah!

Aah!

Aah!

Don't just stand there, you sap-suckin' maggots!

Now get up and take that hill!

Sir, the Germans are engaging!

Perhaps the good doctor will make a house call.