Superjail!

Aah!

Huh?

Aaaaaahhh!

Aaaahhh!

Ah!

Uh...

Aaaaahhh!

Aha!

Aah! Aah! Aah!

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Keep pushing, Nimrods.

Almost there.

So, this is the Warden's bedroom.

Holy moly!

Oh, it's so postmodern eclectic.

You been reading too much "Glory Holes & Gardens."

Don't start with me during a robbery!

Knock it off, you two fruits!

According to my reconnaissance mission,

the Warden's master key to the whole prison should be in

a safe right here.

Bingo.

You can thank me later, Gentlemen,

perhaps when we're poolside,

entertaining some lady friend.

Hmm? Hmm?

All right, Ash, let's go.

What?

Do your thing.

No, it's a shiv!

That is a shank!

The proper name for this is a shiv!

- Shank! - Shiv!

- Shank! - Shiv!

Ooh, a good-natured disagreement between friends.

Looks like I better step in and help resolve their little spat.

Uh, sir, that's not the best idea.

Nonsense, Jared.

The inmates respect me as a leader,

a friend, and a dispute mediator.

Good day, gentlemen.

I couldn't help but overhear your disagreement, and

let me say that there's plenty of room in this prison for

all homemade and manufactured weapons.

Uhh!

Oh, my goodness.

It's almost as if they didn't respect me at all!

You have all the respect you need in that bulletproof,

fireproof, aryan-proof suit,

which you're not wearing again.

Nope. I will never hide from my own inmates.

I... uhh!

Where the hell is that suit?

Give me that goddamn thing.

Come on, enough with the yellow.

We need the blue flame, Ash.

Give me the blue!

I'm trying!

What's taking so long?!

Huh?

It's the Warden!

Skedaddle!

Waaaah!

What are you doing in my bedroom?

I, uh... help!

Help?

Oh, you came here to help?

A toasty fire. That is helpful.

Uh... there I was, thinking respect was missing

from this institution, and here you show up

like some hideously disfigured little angel to remind me

that all is not lost.

Uh, yeah!

Beautiful, isn't it?

Except they never get the crotch right in that painting.

Oh!

Aaaaahh!

Come on! Get on in there!

They're not gonna bite you!

Aaaahh!

Oops.

Aaaah!

Look, Ash, we're sorry you got left behind

in the Warden's bedroom.

But some of us don't know what sticking together means.

Aaaahh!

So, what did he, throw you a beating or something?

Uh, he taught me respect.

Boy, he really did a number on you.

God, look at his face!

And he didn't mention anything missing?

Here comes the Warden!

In an effort to rediscover what's been missing

here in Superjail...

I think he noticed something missing.

...we're giving you all new work assignments.

You!

You'll be transferred to scorpion insemination,

you'll be on underwater-elevator testing,

and, you... riot mopping!

Uh, you know, Jared, we still need someone to

re-wallpaper my hobby room.

Sir, you want an inmate in your hobby room?!

Um, how about, uh, that one?

Send him to my hobby room.

Balls.

Perhaps my old pal pappy should have a crack at it.

The safe did that to him.

Imagine what the Warden's doing to Ash right now!

Why don't I take the safe back to my cell and

I'll get back to you guys?

No, no, no.