Mr. Osomatsu (おそ松さん)

Mr. Osomatsu

Mr. Osomatsu

Thank you very much.

Blah, blah.

Blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah.

There sure are a lot of foreigners now.

Yeah, it's totally normal now.

Times sure change.

Never would've seen this in the Showa era.

Nope.

What the hell?

Iyami!

Well, well, if it isn't the broke sextuplets. Hello there.

Where the heck did you get this car?

What happened? Tell us!

You can't be serious!

Sheh! Sheh, sheeeh!

A space café?!

We live in the space age!

Get with the times, you Showa-born idiots.

Th-That's amazing!

So fun!

This is the best!

We're in the space age!

Hurry!

That was great!

What? That was free?! Seriously?!

We're old friends, so it'll be on me today.

Hooray!

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Cute alien maids are here to serve you

Make sure you promote this place.

You'll be rewarded well.

That was so much fun!

We'll come again.

Thanks, Iyami.

Bye-bye!

Akatsuka Baths

What're you looking at?

Oh, the flyer from today.

Galaxy Café

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What's the matter?

Nothing.

Sheeeh!

Don't casually walk outside! Aliens should go to bed early!

Tomorrow's another early day!

Ginza, Ginza. Hup.

Huh?

They're the ones we saw today.

I wonder what their lives usually look like.

Jyushimatsu? Hey!

What's wrong with Jyushimatsu-niisan?

No idea. Jyushimatsu!

What's wrong? Is something bothering you about them?

I dunno, but I feel like they're trying to tell us something.

Huh?

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What is this?

This is awful.

Curse that Iyami.

Good evening, folks. Got any aliens here?

Huh?

N-No...

I'm sure you do. Could I take a look at their visas?

Visas?

What's up?

Whoa! You all have the same face! You must be aliens!

Who're you calling aliens?

M-Maybe it's those ones over there.

Show me your visas.

Wait, are you...

Run away!

Huh?

Come back here!

Beware of fire.

That's...

The sextuplets!

Riceballs!

Did you cause trouble again?

Got anywhere we can hide?

Over there.

Let's go!

Wait here. I'll be right back.

Let's go! A-hup. A-hup.

Sheeeh!

Wh-What are you doing?!

Y-You've got the wrong idea. Me hasn't done anything...

You liar! We know everything.

These guys are here illegally without visas, aren't they?

The cops came.

Guess you figured me out.

You need to not get involved anymore.

You guys will be staying at our place tonight. Come on, let's go.

What's wrong?

G-Guys!

I'm sorry about this! Let me pay you for your troubles!

For our troubles?

I'll pay you each 100,000.

Sheeeh!

Everyone.

Just sign this receipt.

Sure thing!

Wait!

This isn't a receipt. This is a marriage certificate.

Huh?

He was trying to get you all to marry them

so they could get permanent visas to live on Earth.

Happens all the time.

Iyami!

Sheeeh!

You're the worst!

You'll pay for this!

Huh?

Huh? Wh-Why?

What's going on?

Explain everything, Iyami.

Me...

sought out dreams in space and left on my own.

New business opportunities pop up each day there,

but only a few are able to become successful.

No one would deal with me since me had no backing.

Me had no food, no job, and me didn't know the language.

It was pathetic.

Come to my planet.

There's still hope.

Sheeeh!

We had no idea...

But what're you going to do now?