Speechless

What is the point of paying premiums

if you fail to reimburse us every month?

No! I've already held twice.

You bloody hold!

Let's see how that turns out, shall we?

Jimmy, did you remember to pick up Dylan's running shoes

- and go to the pharmacy? - I did remember.

Great, thanks.

I did not actually do it, but you're welcome.

I'll do it.

Oh, no.

Mom, I think you got jury duty.

That sucks, honey.

Trapped in that room for hours with nothing to do.

Maya? Maya?

You said "doody."

You're not here!

And lunch is an hour and a half?!

- Yeah! Whoo! - Yeah! Whoo!

Maya. Maya?

I guess I got to do it.

Guys, I have an announcement.

I've realized that, for a long time,

I've been so focused on Taylor,

I've neglected the very thing that matters the most to me.

Over-application of Axe body spray?

"Farting in your sleep"?

Making pronouncements about yourself

that open you up to ridicule?

- Family! - Oh, family.

So, I decided

to focus my attention on you lovely people.

Have you given up on Taylor?

Yeah, I saw a glimmer of hope,

but I think she's finally realized she's out of my league.

Mom, be honest with me.

Taylor's out of my league, isn't she?

Oh, no!

Of all the days for me to have jury duty.

Let me see if I can postpone it.

Oh, no. I can't.

So, what do you say, Dad?

Want to take your son

on one of those driving lessons we've been talking about?

Ohh, Dylan and I have plans.

We're picking up some stuff for JJ's man cave.

Maybe when I get back?

I can come with. Dylan won't mind.

Wow.

You have been gone a long time.

It's... It's my mom.

"That's his... " D-A... "dating app.

Someone matched with him."

Ooh! Let's see this lucky lady.

- Run! - Give me that!

Save yourself!

All right, let's see.

Uh...

Huh!

Four pictures of you in a van.

You're living in that thing.

Next.

"I thought she was pretty."

If you like her, get your own profile.

"Should I?"

That's a big step.

I-I'd have to talk it over with your mother.

"I wasn't asking permission. I'm 18."

Huh!

That is so much easier. Best of luck.

Let me know when you take a wife.

Vacation beverage? Check.

New book that's actually six years old.

"Soon to be a major motion picture."

Gosh, I wonder how that turned out.

Please look at your juror badge.

If your number starts with 1, 5, or 9,

you are excused. You can go home now.

If I didn't call your number,

you must stay here through the end of the day.

- Yes! - Yes!

Melanie Hertzal.

Objection!

This woman is my enemy. Please have her removed.

Sustained?

You can't do that. You're not a judge.

She's so rude.

If you want to throw the book at her, I have "Gone Girl."

Oh, Dad. You're back.

I thought we were gonna go on a ride.

Oh, yeah. Sorry.

Let us just finish this point.

When did you get so good at Ping-Pong?

I guess when you were off with Taylor.

You have time for stuff like this

when you're not in a relationship.

- You're married to Mom. - I remembered that.

Okay, Dad, just get me whenever this point ends.

But, Daddy, we're in the middle of a game.

She said "Daddy," Ray.

- What about me? - Come on, don't be like that.

This isn't gonna take that long.

Yeah. We're not very good.

Ray, stop. Come back.

"Film director, chocolate lover,

rocks a wheelchair, nonverbal badass."

Yeah, man. That's you!

Nice pictures,

except let's get one without the shirt.

Good.

That was a test, and you passed.

Never strip for an online picture.

I know I never have.

My mama raised me right. No dummy.

Don't search for it. It's... It's not there.

Okay, so, are we posting this?

All right.

Hello, ladies! We're live.

Yeah.

I forgot to tell you, this part sucks.

Do any of you, for any reason, feel unable

to be an impartial juror in this case?

Your Honor, I'm afraid I have to answer yes... for her.

She lied her way into a slot

at a school that would've been perfect for my son.

Her daughter also broke my other son's heart.

Those are false accusations.

Please dismiss the stupid juror with the ugly earrings.

What does any of this have to do with my vandalism trial?

Your Honor, I believe your hallowed courtroom

is no place for a garbage human like her.

Get rid of her and keep me.

I will give you such a good verdict.

Keep me, and my verdict will blow your mind.

- Are you even a U.S. citizen? - I think so!

Let's not openly campaign against other jurors.

You're not the only slacking-off special-needs mom here.

You will not ruin this!

You're ruining this for me!

I came here to get away from my home drama.

You are my home drama!

Go away and let me read "Gone Girl" in peace.

Oh, she isn't dead, and they end up together.

You are Satan's hemorrhoid!

- Dismiss her! - Dismiss her!

You're both staying!

Five bucks says they're special-needs moms.

- Dad stealer! - What?

He and I had a good thing going,

but I took my eye off the ball, and you swooped in.

Whatever you say, Tiny Sweatshirt.

I wore this for school photos a couple years ago,

and Dad said it looked... this is a direct quote... "nice."

Well, now it looks...

And this is a direct quote... "desperate."

This isn't over.

Oh, yes.

There's stuff I can do with Dad that you can't...

Guy stuff. That's right.

I'm not afraid to use my masculine wiles.

Oh, hey, Dylan.

That's a nice color on you.

Ray, you left something in here.

Bye-bye!

I rule that the defendant's confession

is, in fact, admissible.

We'll take a brief recess.

A confession and these pictures?

This'll be done soon.

Damn it!

My vacation is ending before it even began.

What if it doesn't have to?

What if a certain juror or two can't decide?

Are you suggesting a truce?

I'm not suggesting we become friends,

but if we keep our family issues out of this,

we can focus on the task at hand...

Keeping this case going as long as possible.

I'm not giving up my golden ticket.

Did you sing that song, too?