Legion

Don't, don't, don't, don't.

That's... I have... I have it, I have it, I have it...

*

Okay.

It's okay.

You're okay.

Hmm?

*

Spit now.

*

Sleep tight.

Now? Now? Stop.

Now, let me, let me... Now?

I got to... Stop.

Morning, Cynthia.

Man.

Boy shorts or a red thong.

I'd like to just...

Go ahead. They're waiting.

It's not real. It's not real. It's not real.

They're waiting.

What's left to say?

We're an open book, basically.

You've seen all the financials...

-Come on, already, we're waiting. -...toured the facilities.

Are we gonna do this or what?

A merger of this size, you understand,

with government oversight--

our shareholders are a bit skittish,

to put it mildly, and they just want to make sure

that everything is perfect.

No stone unturned, as they say.

Do it, bitch.

Take the bait.

Sign it.

Pending lawsuits.

Class action.

Bankruptcy.

Sign it.

Cruller.

Maybe a bear claw.

Sign it. Faulty relays.

Fire hazard.

Pending lawsuits.

And I have to say, I want to thank you,

for the patience that you have shown throughout this process,

and I'm pleased to report

that everything has been vetted

to our satisfaction.

Wait.

Can I talk to you for a minute?

Who are you?

Who is he?

It's, uh, nobody.

He's the ex-coffee boy.

They're not telling you everything.

What is this, a shakedown?

Just sign the deal.

It's been ten months.

The champagne's on ice.

-Talk. -There's...

You missed something.

-Not possible. A lawsuit.

Class action. Not filed yet.

Faulty relays.

Some kind of fire hazard.

They kept it quiet.

How do you know that?

I'm... I'm psychic.

Stupid or crazy?

I'm not crazy.

It's... I can't help it.

I hear people's thoughts.

Like... right now,

you're thinking about how your ankle hurts,

'cause you tweaked it on the treadmill yesterday,

and in there, you were thinking about your son,

and how he may be smoking weed and stealing

from your wallet at night.

Just ask them.

Faulty relays, see what happens.

-(exhales) -(door closes)

I'm sorry. I think his mom

dropped him on his head too many times.

Kids today. I had a girl one time,

started crying in a meeting, wouldn't stop.

We had to call the boys with the butterfly nets.

You know, I-I'm curious, though,

when were you gonna tell me about the faulty relays?

What?

How many fires have there been,

exactly?

That's...

-I'm... 302.

...beside myself with...

not knowing the topic of conversation.

"Relays," is that a race?

302.

That's impressive for a product

that's been on the market only six weeks.

And with 11 million units in the field, let's say you settle

for 50K per person, plus legal fees...

Look,

that's...

Okay, these fires...

It's...

They might not even file. And even if they do,

they got to prove we knew those relays were...

which... good luck with that.

Yes, good luck with that.

We're done here.

Come with me.

* Everywhere is freaks *

* And hairies *

* Creeps and scaries *

* Tell me, where is sanity? *

* Tax the rich *

* And feed the poor *

* Till there ain't no rich no more... *

Hey, move along.

-(yelling) -* I'd love to change the world *

* But I don't know *

* What to do *

* So I'll leave it up to *

* You... *

-No, no. No more. -* Population *

* Keeps on breeding *

-(shouts) -* Nation bleeding *

* Still more feeding... *

-(shouts) -* Life is funny *

-* Skies are sunny * -(phone ringing)

* Bees make honey *

* Who needs money? *

* Who needs money? *

* I'd love to change the world *

* But I don't know what to do *

* So I'll leave it up to you *

* So I'll leave it up to you *

* You *

* So I'll leave it up to you *

* World pollution *

* There's no solution... *

Hello?

Hey, it's me.

How's work going?

Good.

I'm stacking boxes.

Fun.

Consider this your friendly little alarm clock reminding you

it's time to take your afternoon pill.

* Them and us *

* Stop the war... *

David?

David?

Yeah.

Do it now,

w-while I'm on the phone, okay?

* Do *

* So I'll leave it up to you... *

* So I'll leave it up to you. *

Only take one.

Remember what happened last time?

It's bitter.

Swallow it with water, silly.

Not paying you to talk

on the phone.

I got to go.

Okay, uh...

Well, it's 3:00 now. I'll meet you out front at 8:00.

Have a great day.

You know, it's... you know, there's...

different possibilities.

You know, there's different configurations.

Multiple realities.

Different realities.

I'm saying.

It's this thing, th-the multiple worlds theory,

from, like, quantum mechanics, right?

And...