Legion

Everybody out.

Now.

Nice.

Is that Japanese?

Chinese.

Whatever. So, um...

David wants you, right now,

but don't get any ideas, because I am his major domo.

Got it?

This girl, not you,

with your adorable fashion senseand your superpowers.

I help him more than you ever will.

He needs me.

So, if you want to live here and be part of the commune,

you work for me.

And I work for him.

And that is the order. Got it?

I'll take that as a yes.

David Haller... The little piece of shit?

No, that's not... that's just...

- Used. Tricked. - Words.

- Judged. - Stop it!

This blonde thing that pretends to love us.

That is not... We are in love. That is real.

Take a seat.

That'll be all. Thank you.

Get something to eat.

You're happy now.

Well, this girl's starving.

If you need me, I'll be inside, eating.

How does it work?

Your power.

There's a place I go.

A hallway? It looks like a hallway.

With all these doors.

One way is the past.

The other way is the future.

Show me.

Little help?

I'm sorry.

I always go alone. I don't...

know how to...

Pathetic.

What did you think would happen?

Well, that was never gonna work.

Did you really think she could help you? Stupid.

You got to try harder than that. Weak.

Are you mad?

Don't be mad.

Of course I'm not mad.

Here, sit.

- Do you believe in me? - What do you mean?

Do you believe that I'm a good person?

That I deserve love just like everybody else?

Of course.

'Cause we can fix this world,

all the bad things.

We just got to start over. I do.

Go back, keep the house from being haunted.

It's so important. Do you understand?

It's not about a girl. It's about saving lives.

Starting with mine.

So we have to fix you, your powers.

You have the skill.

We just need to...

turn up the volume.

How do we do that?

I know a guy.

I wouldn't kick too hard.

It's a long way down.

What?

Pressure plate.

See this big red button?

Let's just say, at this height, it's unclear whether

you'll freeze to death before your lungs burst

or the other way around.

I'm...

Dude...

Bro...

This is the wrong foot.

We're getting off on the wrong foot.

- Which foot should we be on? - You know...

Right foot. Correct foot.

You and me, us,

that's the beauty he teaches, skipper... how we're brothers.

- Wait, wait, wait. - Where's the house?

What house?

Your house.

It disappeared when we came for you.

That doesn't sound like a house.

There's usually a foundation,

you know, in the ground?

Where is he?

Who?

No.

You're trying to trick me.

I'm a good boy.

Squirrel's a good boy!

Who are you talking to?

Or Lenny. I-I will take Lenny.

Squirrel, baby.

Sweetheart.

Where's the house?

You want to go home, don't you?

Sleep in your own bed?

What?

Daddy Mac... will make you...

Yeah, yeah.

Jump.

Parachute!

Parachute?

Parachute?

What?

Parachute.

Right.

- Parachute deployed. - Warning.

- Warning. Warning. - It's a little low.

No, it's all right. He's okay.

He's... he's on foot.

He's limping a little.

He's heading due... south.

Hey, h-hey, kid!

Miss me?

- Yo, the breakfast queen. - Yeah.

Did he send you?

Get in.

Hey. Psst, psst.

Ho, ho, ho.

Contact.

Promise me I get to fight her.

We got to find David. That's the must-do, so...

you can fight her but not kill her.

Yeah.

Come here.

Go!

David.

What did you do?

David?

It's me.

I didn't want to scare you.

I'm not afraid.

For the record, I wasn't bothering anybody.

We just wanted to be left alone. To find peace.

"We."

- My people. - Your commune.

You're talking about your commune,

where you seduce teenage girls with daddy issues.

You jealous?

I mean, no,

that's not what I do. It's about love.

I help people, open their minds.

I teach them how to... care about each other.

You know? Flaws and all.

'Cause... people make mistakes. We make mistakes.

We do things we can't take back,

and then we stop loving ourselves.

And if we can't love ourselves...

Is that the problem?

You stopped loving yourself?

Baby, I am so sorry.

- No. - I am.

You have no idea what it's like to be me.

My problems, my life. You...

the mind reader.

You don't see me.

You never really did.

- Don't-don't... don't do that! - Sorry.

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

I'm just trying to tell you, trying to show you,

you are all I see.

It's called love.

Have you ever heard the saying,

"Men are afraid women will laugh at them;

Women are afraid men will kill them"?

No, that's awful.

You need to turn yourself in.

So you can treat me?

Or kill me?

Like you did yesterday, twice?

I saw. She showed me.

The time traveler.

She saved me from you.

Syd, how could you do that? Without a word.

- We... - Don't say "love each other."

Lenny said not to come, but I had to know.

I had to know.

I am a good person.

I deserve love.