Ghosts

I just can't stop thinking about it.

Carol, our newest and arguably worst ghost,

an adulterous mob accountant,

does one good deed and...

up she goes.

I mean, it was a doozy of a good deed, though.

You know, she saved Jay, she saved me.

Well, in truth, she didn't really end up saving you

but rather took your spot up there.

She robbed you of the suck-off that was rightfully yours.

Damn it, Carol.

What's with all the water bottles?

Oh, the company that delivers Sam and Jay's water

got bought out by some big conglomerate,

and now the service has fallen completely off a cliff.

Sam has been trying to cancel for days,

but she can't get a human on the phone.

She's slowly going insane,

and it is a joy to watch.

Representative.

Representative.

Still no luck, Sam?

No. This company is so annoying.

They still haven't picked up the empties.

Wait, did they drop off more bottles?

Okay, got it.

You're requesting more bottles. Is that right?

What? No.

This is why, in the cult, we always got water from the stream

and milk from the neighbor's dog.

Ooh, look at this bad boy.

Class A, extended cab.

I bet that baby's got some sweet slide-outs.

Hello, there, Samantha.

Hi.

What do you think of the old girl?

I mean the RV, not Margaret.

I kid. I am still very sexually attracted to her.

I heard a truck. Is that the water delivery guys?

Oh. Hey, Farnsbys.

Hello, Jay. We just wanted to stop by

to let you two know that we'll be leaving for a while.

We're embarking on an autumnal tour.

We're doing a little peeping.

- I bet you are. - Oh, wow.

Well, uh, how long are you thinking you'll be gone?

Several months.

We've rented out the house to a lovely young couple.

We're going to hit all the major swinger communities.

-Apparently, Harrisburg goes hard. -Yeah.

It's true. It does.

So, would you like to take a quick tour of the RV?

Yeah, I would not go inside that bus.

No, thank you. We're good, but have fun and drive safe.

And, uh, do other things safe.

All right, Margaret. All aboard the Pineapple Express.

Bye, everyone.

Father!

We have big news!

Judy and I are getting married!

That is wonderful!

We were waiting till my pervert son

and his degenerate wife moved out,

and now that day has finally come.

Judy not want to risk orgy

breaking out during wedding ceremony.

Thorfinn completely understand!

Orgy meant for after ceremony!

This is wonderful news, Thor.

Yeah, really happy for you, big guy. Representative.

And they doing ceremony in front of screaming window

so Thor can watch.

I'm his plus one.

And I know exactly what I'm wearing.

This.

Bjorn also bestow great honor upon Thor.

He ask Thor to speak at wedding.

Thor most touched.

Oh, that's great, Thor,

and if you need someone to sing...

- We all good. - Hey, guys.

I just got back from the Farnsbys'.

Heard the big news, Thor.

Mazel tov. Huh?

Please don't say Jewish things and point at me.

Anyway, Sam, guess who's renting the Farnsbys' house.

The names Garrett and Libby mean anything to you?

Get out. Seriously?

They're this great couple we know from Brooklyn.

Jay, Garrett and Libby are renting the Farnsbys'.

This is huge.

So we just moving on from Thor thing?

What is so great about Garrett and Libby?

They were like the social chairs of the friend group.

They plan these great couples' trips every year.

They look so fun.

Last year they went white water rafting

in the Yellowstone River,

and then-then, this year, I hear

they're planning a scavenger hunt in Bimini.

I don't know where that is, but we need to be there.

Ugh, these two needy numbskulls. God love 'em.

Why wouldn't they have reached out to us, though?

They know we live up here.

Very simple explanation for that--

they think you're both nuts.

Oh, no, Jay. They think we're nuts.

Did they talk to Nico and Sasha?

Oh, the couple that thought you wanted to murder them

-on Halloween? -Bingo.

Silver lining, apparently, you two are a favorite topic

at some very cool dinner parties in the city.

Samantha, let not one setback define your social standing.

Your failure at Halloween is just a rumor to these people.

They weren't there to see

how truly embarrassing your behavior really was.

Yeah, just go say hey.

The ghosts think we should go try to smooth things over.

Yeah, I don't know.

That sounds like it might get weird.

It doesn't have to be weird.

Just go ask for a cup of sugar,

or if their dog is postpartum, some milk.

They just went for a jog.

They'll probably be back in a couple minutes.

Let's get out to the mailboxes.

Pete says they'll be jogging by any second.

What about Ever Creek?

I don't think the reception will go that far.

Oh, uh, we could just call them back later.

Are you joking?

We're six hours in.

We're not hanging up.

I showered with this phone in a bag.

He looked ridiculous.

I mean, I imagine he looked ridiculous.

Sam, allow me.

We ghosts can't do much, but we can wait on hold.

And certain, very powerful ghosts,

can even press one to remain on the line.

My man can leave the property.

You know he can.

- Ooh, so powerful. - That's right, baby.

Oh, God, where do we look?

Okay, so the ghosts are in place for the yelling line

in case anyone from Ever Creek picks up the phone.

Hetty, give a test yell!

Samantha's posture is not that of someone

attempting to make a good first impression!

-Loud and clear! -Here they come, here they come.

Oh, my God. Garrett and Libby, hi.

Uh, hey.

What are you guys doing here? We're checking our mail.

Good improv, Jay. A little first thought,

but sometimes the first thought's the best thought.

Uh, we actually just rented a house in the neighborhood.

The Farnsbys'?

Oh, no way. We live just down the road.

- Welcome. - Yeah.

We love it here.

It's so nice to get out of the city, huh?

Oh, yeah, the city was driving us crazy.

I mean, not crazy. Crazy was a poor choice of words.

Oh, because they heard

that you were crazy.

Oh, that's sensitive of them.

Yeah, it's a great area.

We just got a new brunch spot. Nena's.

Oh, we tried to go there this morning.

Yeah, but the line was, like, nuts.

Not nuts. It was long.

-The line there was long, is... -Mm-hmm.

So how are you liking the Farnsbys'?

It's great.

You know, we were thinking about turning one of the bedrooms

into a media room, but is it rude to move

all the furniture around in a rental?

- I'm sure they wouldn't mind. - Oh.

-Really? That's great. -Yeah.

Strike while the iron is hot!

Extend a social invitation!

Uh, so speaking about great restaurants in the area,

which is something we recently talked about

before we talked about something else.

Power through.

Uh, anyway, we have a restaurant.

Jay is the chef.

It's called Mahesh. Uh, you guys

should join us for dinner there tonight.

Yeah. It'd be so fun.

Sure. Why not?

They got a why not!

Resigned acceptance!

We'll take it!

Father!

Wedding is tomorrow!

So happy to get to share this special day with you!

Me, too, son!

Will be moment I cherish for eternity!

Okay.