America's Got Talent

Last Year America, You created A New Star.

Terry Fador!

And He's Just Signed A $100 Million Deal Making Him The Most

Successful Reality Tv Winner Of All Time.

And Now, America, That Quest Begins Again.

The Judges Are Back.

Piers Morgan.

That Was Absolutely Horrific.

Sharon Osbourne.

What Can I Say?

I Love You.

And David Hasselhoff.

I'm Proud Of You For Sticking With Your Dream.

And So, Too, Are Their Dreaded Buzzers.

But In The End, America,

You will Decide Who Wins The Million Dollars.

We Rocked This Place.

And For The First Time Ever, A Prize That Many Cannot Buy.

It's A World Of Talent.

A World Of Dreams.

You Were Awesome. Thank You.

You've Just Got To Give Me A Chance.

And A World Of Pain.

Oh, God.

The Wait Is Finally Over.

This Is "America's Got Talent."

You Are What This Show Is About.

Welcome To The Season Premiere Of "America's Got Talent,"

This show That Discovers

The Most Exciting And Craziest Acts On Earth.

This Year The Biggest Talent Search In The World Just Got Bigger.

America, We've Got Talent!

We'll Be Traveling Across The United States Seeing Over 200,000 Acts.

Los Angeles.

Dallas.

Chicago.

Atlanta.

And New York.

But For The First Time We'll Be Auditions Acts All Across America

And They'll Be Performing For An Audience Of Thousands.

This Year The Winner Of "America's Got Talent" Will Win

The Biggest Prize In Entertainment History.

Not Only Do They Pocket A Cool $1 Million,

But This Season, they'll Also Be Given Something

That Will Without A Doubt Change Their Life Forever.

It's Played Host To Some Of The Biggest Legend Of Our Time.

It's The Entertainment Capital Of The World.

It's Las Vegas.

Now, The Winner Of "America's Got Talent" Will Win Not Only $1 Million.

They'll Also Get To Perform On The Las Vegas Strip,

Joining The Ranks Of Elvis, Celine Dion, David Copperfield,

The Blue Man Group, And Vegas' Latest Superstar

That You, America, Created.

America Has Decided Terry Fador!

Terry, Good Morning.

Congratulations.

Welcome The Winner Of "America's Got Talent," Terry Fador.

He's A Household Name Across The Country.

Just Having The Time Of My Life.

Thank You So Much.

He's Just Signed

An Incredible $100 Million Deal In Vegas.

Making Him The Most Successful Reality Show Winner Ever.

Who Is Next?

Well, It All Starts Right Here,

Making It Through This Audition Means A Place In The Next Round,

Vegas Week.

There Each Act Will Compete To Take Part In The Live Shows

And that's When You, America, Start Voting For Your Favorites.

But First, It Must Impress Three Very Important People,

The "America's Got Talent" Judges.

First Up, It's The Winner Of The Celebrity Apprentice

And One Of The Most Powerful Men In British Media,

Piers Morgan.

Working With Donald Trump Told Me You Don't Get Anywhere

Without Passion, Determination, And Talent.

I'm Not Here To Waste My Time.

We're Offering One Act A Winning Ticket

To The Entertainment Lottery Of The World.

That Means We Have To Be Honest.

Sometimes The Truth Can Be Hard To Hear.

She's Rock's First Lady

And The Force Behind The Osbourne Brand,

Sharon Osbourne.

Finding That One Winner Is Like An Emotional Roller Coaster For Me.

The Opportunity We're Giving Is So Big,

You Can't Let Your Heart Rule Your Head.

If You Have The Ambition And The Talent,

We Have The Power To Make Your Dreams A Reality.

And, Lastly, The Legend That Is David Hasselhoff.

What I Love About This Show Is That You Get To See The Real Heart Of America,

And I Think This Year We'll Make America Proud Again.

I've Been In This Business A Long Time.

I've Had The Highs, The Lows.

But the Most Important Thing Is

If You've Got The Talent, Never, Never Give Up.

So It's Welcome Back To The Judges,

But, Of Course, It's Also Welcome Back To Their Three Dreaded Buzzers.

Three X's And It's Audition Over,

But It's Not Just The Judges At The Desk That The Acts Need To Impress.

The Theater Audience Is The Fourth Judge,

Making This The Toughest Audition Room In The World.

So Now All That's Left To Do Is

Let's Unleash The Talent!

And To Kick Things Off,

in The City That Never Sleeps,

New York.

Welcome To New York.

The Hopefuls Are Here To Audition In Their Thousands.

In The Holding Area, Everyone Is Showcasing Their Talents.

This Show Presents Me With An Opportunity To Change My Entire Life.

I Think The Vegas Show Will Be An Ultimate Thing For Us.

What I Really Want And What I'm Really Dreaming About Is To Finally Be A Star.

First In And Believing That He's The Country's

Next Great Undiscovered Talent

Is 52-Year-Old Scrap Metal Worker Bill Curly.

* Love Is Like Candy On A Shelf *

What I Do Is I'm A Song And Dance Man.

My Act Is Serious Mysterious.

I Started In High School.

I Was Like Voted Number One Dancer Back Then.

People Tell Me That I'm Fantastic

Because The Gyrations, Moving Of The Shoulders.

It's Just A Whoo And A Wow.

A Big Whoo And Big Wow, But,

You Know, That's What They Say To Me.

My Dream...

To Become The Number One Performer In The United States.

This Is A Chance Of A Lifetime.

You Know, You Do It Now While You Can.

We Don't Know What Tomorrow Will Bring.

We Do It Now.

This Is... This Is It, Man.

This Is It.

Thank You.

Hello.

And What's Your Name?

Oh, My Name Is Bill Curly.

They Call Me Serious Mysterious. Boom.

Okay, Bill.

What Are You Going To Do For Us Today?

We're Going To Try A Little Tom Jones.

Okay. Is Your Tom Jones Worth A Million Dollars?

Yeah. - Go For It.

Okay.

* It's Not Unusual To Be So... *

* It's Not Unusual *

* What I Wanna Do *

* It's Not Unusual To Be Loved By Anyone *

* It's Not Unusual To Be Shown With Anyone *

* I've Seen It Happen All The Time *

Thank You.

Truely thank You.

Well, Bill, Bill, Bill. - Bill.

I Think You Should Have Told Us

That It Was Actually Elvis Doing Tom Jones. - Yeah.

So It's Actually Bill Doing Elvis Who's Doing Tom Jones.

Well... - That's What It Is.

Yeah. - I Get It Now. Okay.

I'm Going To Hand You Over To David.

I Had No Idea What You Were Doing.

And It Was Very Entertaining.

Entertaining?

Yes. Anyway, Um...

Bill, Let's Get Real Here.

It Was The Single Worst Tribute Act I Have Seen In My Entire Life.

And I've Seen Some Bad Ones.

How Did You Think It Went?

Well, I Do Know I Have A Voice.

I Feel That I Do.

You Don't Have A Voice.

That's The Problem, Bill, You Don't.

Let's Have A Vote.

Sorry, Serious Mysterious, It's A No For Me.

Thank you. - It's A Definite No For Me, Mysterious.

It's A No For Me, But Thank You Very Much,

Serious Mysterious Bill.

You Keep doing what you do. You keep entertaining the people.

I Will Do It.

You're A Great Guy.

I'm Glad I Met You.

All Right. Thanks.

Good-Bye, America.

We'll See You Later. Enjoy.

Three No's Have Ended Bill's Dreams Of Winning A Million Dollars

And A Performance In Las Vegas.

As The Auditions Continue,

It Seems That The Big Apple Is Turning Bad.

What's Your Name? Nick Afanasiev.

How Old Are You? 18.

We've Had A Rather Grim Morning So Far.

Are You Going To Be The Star We're Looking For?

I Think I Am.

Okay.

When You're Ready.

You Just Came Here To Stick Out Your Tongue.

Okay. Well, Aaaah, No.

Hello. Welcome.

What's Your Name? My Name Is Lady Jay Houston.

What Are You Going To Be Doing Us Today?