The O.C.

The O.C.:

I thought you were going to be a silent partner

Came to see my girlfriend. What?

You need new recruits, right? So sign us up.

Your date doesn't pay you. That... that's illegal.

Right.

I could put off RISD for a semester.

We could both go back together.

You'd really put off college for me?

You take it... It's yours...

I found you.

I just had the weirdest dream.

You were in it, I think.

I think you were in my dream, too.

I'm really glad you're here.

Hey, I asked you a question.

Yeah, no, it's just some of these bugs

are really sort of stubborn.

I was using that. Now you're not.

Gonna tell me what's going on?

What if I told you it's New Year's Eve

and we're on our way to Vegas?

I might hit you with this. Why are the girls acting so strange?

I don't... I mean... you know, I don't know.

How long is it supposed to take?

Five minutes. How long has it been?

Okay-- four minutes and 47 seconds.

You're lying. It's written all over you face.

Well, then I shouldn't bluff when we get to Las Vegas.

Look... what... man, they're in the bathroom.

Why don't you just ask them.

13 seconds left.

Do I need to remind you why you're even here right now?

11 more seconds.

Because you haven't killed me yet?

What if there wasn't enough pee?

No, because you didn't have any New Year's Even plans so you hijacked mine.

How many bars am I looking for?

Two, two bars. Six more seconds.

I told you I'd pay you back. Oh, my God, I can't look.

And now I'm collecting. So tell me what's happening.

Oh, my God, three more seconds,

two more seconds, one more second...

seven hours earlier

Here you go.

Last coffee of '06.

How much you hoping I don't make that joke all day?

Not like I'll be around to hear it.

So walk me through your itinerary again.

You've got breakfast with Taylor.

Back home to pack, quick lunch, off to Vegas.

She still doesn't know you're taking her?

Well, that's why it's a surprise.

He's told me nothing.

And I just thought. you know,since he went to all of this trouble

it would be nice for me to surprise him, too, and...

Summer, are you even listening to me?

What? No... yeah... every word.

'Cause you seem kind of out of it.

I'm sorry, I'm just still waking up.

You guys seem pretty serious, though?

It's that old adage--

couples who have comas together, stay together.

She won't think Vegas is cheesy, will she?

Do you think it's cheesy to get him lingerie?

Obviously, I'm going to be wearing it, but it's really for him.

Look, Taylor... You're right.

it's way too soon for lingerie.

Is he going to think I'm some kind of kinky, sex-starved, divorcee?

You're being paranoid.

Still, be careful, 'cause people, they go to Vegas

and they come back married.

What about you and Summer-- any plans?

Well, if it's a typical night for us,

I'm probably in for some Korean cinema, manga

and making new friends on MySpace.

In other words...

No "plans"-- that's a dirty word.

That's right up there with "responsibility" and "future."

There'll be plenty of time for that when we're in college.

And she's on board with that?

Totally.

I hope I don't have to kill him.

When are you meeting Ryan?

Ooh, now.

All right, I will see you tomorrow.

Happy New Year.

Happy New Year, Summer.

Same to you.

Good luck tonight.

I'm sure everything will just be great.

Oh, speak of the devil.

Summer.

Atwood.

Taylor. Hi.

You looking forward to your surprise tonight?

I am. Are you looking forward to yours? I am.

Ew. That's my cue.

Okay, here it is.

What is it?

Open it.

Hey. Hi.

I wanted to talk to you about what we're doing tonight.

Why talk when actions speak so much louder than words.

What is it?

I don't know. Just open it.

Okay.

Oh, my.

Surprise.

"Jamaican me crazy."

It's funny because it's not.

Do you think I'm a whore?

What? No, no.

It's just... I already have this.

You nut.

For a second there, I was like, oh, major miscalculation.

No, no, no.

It's going to be a great night.

All right, come here.

Yeah... You didn't make any plans for us tonight, did you?

Well, I thought we would just...

What "Jamaican" up as you go?

You are such a baby.

I'm done baby-sitting you.

Do you understand me? I'm done.

O.C 08

-=The Last Fantasy=- Proudly Presents

I'm not questioning the fantasy, Spencer.

We've all imagined doing it with the delivery boy.

I am questioning whether we should be paying for the pizza.

It's starting to add up.

We're running a male prostitution ring, Julie.

Pizza's the cost of business.

Hey, who did we...?

Who'd we set Petrie Marchand up with?

That guy you call the Mambo King.

Oh, yeah.

My real question--

what do you know about money laundering?

That'd be nothing. Why?

Because it's the holidays and we're busy

and I can't keep filing all this cash under "extra money."

I'll, um... I'll see you later at the place.

Yeah.

That was Jimmy on the phone.

He's supposed to call Kaitlin at midnight? Yeah.

Well, he's hosting a party on his boat.

And he wanted you to tell Kaitlin he's sorry,

but he might be out of cell phone range.

Poor Kaitlin.

I know she doesn't show it,

but I think she really, really misses him.

Can I help you with something?

No, no.

No, I'm good.

Julie, I appreciate you handling the bookkeeping,

but honestly,

I probably have more experience.

Well... all the more reason for me to learn.

I mean, what if you get hit by a bus or something?

God forbid.

There must be something I can do.

Some more coffee?

I got it at the place on the corner.

Somebody going on a coffee run?

I'll take a latte.

Hello, sweetheart.

Just thought I'd drop off an invite to my soiree.

Yeah, Gordon, you know, I received like 11 of these in the mail.

Well, now you've got an even dozen.

So read it to me.

"Gordon Bullit invites you and a hot guest

to start 2007 with a bang."

That joke never gets old, does it?

Been using it since 1989.

So, uh...

what time do you want me to send a limo?

You know, honestly, I'm not sure

that I'll get through with everything here.

Damn it, hotcakes, when I bankrolled this operation,

I thought I'd see you more, not less.

Since I got back from Riyadh,

we've had two dinner dates and zero hanky-panky.

Well, it's a new business, Gordon.

Well, hey, look, at least let me get you

a bean counter to take care of some of the paperwork.

Bullit, let me have that back.

Wow, you girls eat a mess of pizza.

We work through dinner a lot.

Look, I really appreciate the gesture, Bullit,

but I would prefer to do this on my own, hmm?

Okay.

You coming tonight?

If I can.

Damn, woman.

And he requested me?

Yeah, all right, all right.

I'll see what I can do.

Okay.

Working on New Year's Eve?