Recep Ä°vedik 3 (Recep İvedik 3)

I'll go nuts in this room.

20-30 rhino-like women.

All trampling around. I'm telling you, I'm depressed.

Plus, it stinks in here. It stinks burnt panties.

It stinks here like burnt panties.

We did dance and have fun.

Well, you did have fun...

...but where does this energie come from?

When you folks come together there's an energy explosion.

When your husbands come at night and want some, you'll say...

"Oh no, I have a headache." "Oh no, I have a buttache."

"Oh no, my rheuma."

- Would you like a dolma? - Not from your filthy hands.

Who knows what you've touched.

We had a gathering today and you just walked in.

Tell us your problem so we might find a solution.

Nezahat Abla, this sorrow will be my end.

I've had enough.

After my granny passed away I wasn't able to do anything at all.

I swear, I'm depressed.

I'm deeply upset. Really.

I swear. You know me.

I take a bath every 3-4 month, wash my hair every 4 months.

I didn't take a bath since 5 months now.

I'm starting to stink.

Slowly, from toes to head.

I can't take a dump since 15 days now.

I could, but I don't. I'm that much depressed.

I feel so much stress.

And I have the same nightmare each night.

I go to bed.

I say 'Dear God.

I beg you, please don't give me the same nightmare.

But I have it again.

A white, bleak surrounding.

No time and spatial integrity.

You're unable to grasp where you are.

That bleak.

I wonder 'Where am I?'.

Recep.

- Where are you? - Come, Recep. Come.

Where are you? I'll knock your head in.

Show yourself. Talk to me like a man.

Recep, come. Follow my voice.

Come, come son.

Oh God.

- Grandpa. - You're the chosen one, Recep.

Why, Grandpa? Why did you pick me?

You're a real animal.

Is that nice now?

In such heavenly surroundings?

You're all in white, you hold a staff.

- Come, Recep. Come closer. - I'm there.

- Come closer. - I do.

What the heck?

You're going to pay for your rudeness.

Grandpa, don't!

Grandpa, don't. Please.

That makes me cry.

I wake up screaming and piss in my pants a little.

I swear, all my exits are closed.

You know the answer. That's why I came to you.

You're the leader of the neighborhood.

Give me an advice.

Something is inside you.

It has 5 letters.

What is it, McGyver? - It has 5 letters.

Something is inside me?

Something is inside you.

What is it? Shit or what?

Watch your tongue.

I can't guess it. Tell me.

We can't. Guess a little harder.

Can I buy a letter? - Sure.

It starts with D.

I think of something but...

Don't be vulgar. I'm trying to help you.

What's this talk?

I can't guess anything.

There's a djinn inside you.

Oh dear!

- A djinn? - You have a djinn inside you.

What should I do?

Take a bath first.

I'm going to send you to hodja.

May you get well soon.

- Thanks. - You too.

- May you get well soon. - Thank you.

- Do I have to take a number? - Yes.

May you get well soon.

Thanks. What's your problem?

A sort of stress, depression...

...distress...

...in short, I have djinn in me.

May you get well soon. - Thank you.

- What's your problem? - My son is sick.

He attacks everyone. Me as well.

He bit my hand and here too.

My ear, too.

My hand also.

This one?

Yes. He's violent.

Why do you attack...

Good Lord!

Son, don't get me mad. I'll knock you out.

God!

I'm as mad as you are!

I'll pluck your eye out.

I'm talking here. Listen up.

God!

Stop it, son.

I'll knock you out.

You should tie him up. It's no good like this.

Even pitbulls are illegal. Don't take him out.

Respect.

Shall I sit here?

Hodja.

Hodja.

Tell me what bothers you.

I'm stressed, distressed.

There's a djinn in you.

God forbid.

Get it out. Save me from this nuisance.

I'll make an elixir for you.

I've collected these organic herbs myself.

This will heal you.

I will drive out everything inside you.

Drink this. You'll feel better.

There's too much inside.

Everything from cow tongue to goat droppings.

This won't do no good.

That gives an organic taste.

That will drive the djinn out.

Thank you.

Thanks.

My tongue feels numb.

That's pretty normal.

You'll feel a little sick as well.

But it will drive away the djinn.

Really?

Hodja...

Relax.

Leave yourself in my hands.

Lay down.

Come on.

Relax.

What are you doing here?

Do you see what he's doing to innocent citizens?

What's going on in here? Are you harassing these people?

Take this guy away.

As you can see... Sir, did he harass you?

Take him. Help this guy.

Don't.

- Damn it. - You got away well.

Why on earth did I believe Nezahat?

I thought she's the leader in the neighborhood.

If she can manage to gather all rhinolike women around...

...she should be able to find a sollution for me.

I thought she's experienced.

That she had it in her.

Why the hell did I go to a hodja?

Now, everybody knows me as an idiot.

My image as a man...

...my great life with a big EQ...

...and IQ, my aggressive character...

...my feline body...

...it's all down the drain.

Don't think anybody watched it.

If you and I did watch than everybody did.

- Uncle Salih. - Hello, Mertcan. Welcome.

- Chocolate, please. - Sure.

- How much? - It's on me.

You're the idiot from the news, right?

Mertcan, you make me angry!

Beat it!

Lunatic.

I think I have a solution for you.

I'm feeling distress all over.

We go hunting each week. Come along.

Nature, fresh air. It will do you good.

- It should relax you. - Really?

Stop. I want out.

Oh man.

You go on. Good luck.

Have a nice hunt. I'll be around.

- Don't walk away. - OK.

Pick me up from this meadow.

Idiots.

Hunt, huh?

O God!

Damn!

- Hasan, Did you see that? - What was it?

- Looks like a boar. - No, that's a big one.

Could be a bear. Look how it's bouncing.

- Shoot. - Wait.

God!

Oh God!

Emel, you've ruined me.

You've taken away from me that which I've protected all these years.

May you get well soon.