Final Destination 5

Good morning, Presage employees.

We hope you're all ready for our exciting team-building retreat.

Please enjoy your breakfast...

and then make your way to the bus, which will leave shortly.

Hey, Sam, when I said, "Would you put breakfast together for the retreat?"...

I meant, like, some stale doughnuts, some coffee.

But this is amazing.

Thanks, man. Just remember that when you see my sales report for last month.

Oh, I saw it last night.

Shit. Has Dennis seen it?

Not yet.

Look, you just need to make a decision, you know?

Are you gonna be "chef" or are you gonna be "sales guy"?

I'm saying that as your friend because, as your boss, I'm ready to fire your ass.

- As your friend, I appreciate that advice. - Good.

Hold on, man, I'll be right back.

Molly. Your ticket's canceled.

Tell me that's a mistake.

I was gonna tell you after this weekend.

Uh, tell me what?

That I don't think it's such a good idea.

What, the trip? It's my brother's wedding.

What's going on here?

We should talk about this later. Let's just...

What, pretend like I didn't see this for the next two days? No, let's talk about this.

It's not working out, Sam.

We're not working out.

Hey.

Hey. Oh, it's, uh, Candice, right?

- Not funny. - Oh...

Okay, sorry, this is not a vacation. Okay, this is a business retreat.

So we're gonna be all business for the next two days.

Sorry.

I love you, but doesn't change the fact that you're still an intern.

Oh, um, but that 12:30 curfew tonight? You should plan on breaking that.

Why?

For the naked team-building.

Hey, Olivia.

Don't forget these.

Oh, yeah. I keep trying to.

- Hmm. - I like it. It's very Lisa Loeb.

Oh, well, you know...

I'd rather be very Olivia.

We got a gig on Sunday.

Yeah, I'll be there.

Morning, Peter.

- Looking good. - Uh, hi.

Olivia. Have you slept with every hipster in town yet?

Candice. Do you actually get paid for this internship...

or does Daddy just increase your allowance?

You know, if you wanna get rid of that baby fat, you should try the gym.

They have these workout machines that you use on your back.

You're good at that.

Sweetie, it's not fat.

They're called tits.

You're not looking so hot there, Moll-face.

Gee, thanks.

Did you try the little jam-bread whatever your boyfriend made?

I gotta tell you, he's a pre... Uh-oh, that's what it is, is it? Did I touch a nerve?

- Just leave me alone, Isaac. - Hey, Moll? Moll? Look at me.

If you ever need anyone to talk to...

I've been told I'm a good listener by a lot of ladies. Shh, wait.

Tell me this is Kimber from last Tuesday. Wait, I'm sorry, which Kimber is...?

Hey, let's sit next to each other on the bus.

No, no, I remember you. You were, like, a bigger gal, right?

You know what you should do? You should apologize.

- Why? - Doesn't matter.

Never matters. "I'm sorry, because I..."

Oh, shit.

Hey, Stan, how's it going?

Uh, it's Sam, sir.

Did you just correct me?

No.

Look at me.

- What's my name? - Dennis.

Look away.

All set, Pete?

Yes, sir. Yeah, we're just waiting on Nathan.

What's the one thing we can't recycle, Pete?

Wasted time, sir.

Exactly. I wanna be on the road in 90 seconds.

Uh, well, I just saw his car, so I'll go track him down.

Way to show some initiative, Stan.

It's gonna be a good day.

- Hey, guys. - Hey, man.

What's up, bud?

Why you riding Nate so hard, man?

You know, I'm just trying to make sense of it here.

Three weeks ago they brought you in as assistant plant manager...

- and now you got a day off? - It's not a day off. It's a re... Re...

Re... Re-what? Retarded?

It's a retreat.

It's a retreat.

I don't wanna go. I'm just following orders.

- So if you don't like it, then you can... - I can what? What? I can what?

Nathan, hey. Come on, man, we're all waiting for you.

- Yeah, okay. - Now, hold on. What you gonna say?

What you gonna say?

I got 15 years on you here. You got, what, four years in some classroom upstate?

Listen, if you think I'm gonna sit here...

Not a good idea, Roy. Not a good idea, man.

We're fine for the day.

Why do you let him get away with that?

No choice. He's the union rep.

I fire him and suddenly I've got a factory full of Roys.

But I'll win him over, even if it kills me.

What about you?

When are they gonna offer you that permanent gig at the restaurant?

- They already did. - Dude, that's great.

I don't know, man.

I mean, they wanna send me to the flagship restaurant in Paris...

for who knows how long? Could be six months, could be a year.

I just thought I'd be leaving too much behind.

Although now I'm not so sure.

Well, look, if you do go to Paris, do me a favor.

- What's that? - Take Roy with you.

Aw, hell, no.

Hey, Sam.

You coming?

Yeah.

Get ready for a new adventure at 180 Corporate Consulting.

For the next two days, you will be tested, both physically and mentally...

to help you reach your true potential...

through working as part of your corporate team.

This weekend, a professional will guide you to achieving better results...

What are those for?

Oh, it's, um, just something I do to relax me. And for luck.

Gymnasts are worse than baseball players at this kind of thing.

She's superstitious.

Hey, Katrina, how you doing?

Nah, just this stupid retreat thing with the idiots from the office.

No, no, no, not you, sir. Them.

Hold on a sec, let me go someplace a little more private.

Bald's the new black, sir. Bald's the new black.

Yeah, no, hang on a sec, babe. Just gonna head on back to my private office.

The right-hand side!

Whew.

Ow. Damn it.

For management, the valuable skills necessary...

for being a good leader will be cultivated through a variety...

Dust in the wind

All we are...

We'll tie it off from the far side.

Oh, whoa!

Whoa, what the hell?

- Peter, did you feel that? - What?

Something's wrong.

Look out!

- Molly, come on. - Candice.

- Go! - Go, go!

Candice! Candice!

Peter!

Peter! Peter!

No, Candice! Aah!

No!

Peter! Come on, Peter, let's go!

Molly, come on!

What the fuck?!

Oh, no! No! No!

Come on, let's go! Let's go!

Oh, shit!

Over here! See the railing?

You can do this. Let's go.

Let's go. Do it!

You can do it. Don't look down!

Good. Good.

Run!

Help me!

- Sam! - Olivia!

Olivia!

- Sam! - I'm right here. I'm right here. Okay.

It's coming loose!

- Do you feel it? All right. - Olivia, come on.

It's okay, it's safe. Now you've just gotta follow this to Molly's voice, all right?

Come towards me. Come on, you're almost there! Come on.

Come on.

- Come on. Come on! - Molly.

No! No!

- Aah! - Olivia!

Sam! Wait for us!

Oh, my God!

Sam!

Aah! Sam, be careful!

Sam!

Peter! Hurry!

Sam! Sam!

Sam!

Hold on!

Come on, come on.

Sam, hold on!

No! Peter!

Ow. Damn it.

As well as define controls and procedures.

We will help you build a culture of corporate ethics by defining...

Dust in the wind

risk management process.

We all gotta get off.

What are you talking about?

- The bridge is gonna collapse. - What?

- We're all gonna die. - What the hell is going on?