Rhythm of Life (Ritam života)

LIFE RYTHM

- Shall we? - What?

Paint, for God's sake!

I can't.

Why not?

I've got a hard on all night long. It drives me crazy.

What drives you crazy?

A hard on. Haven't had a wink all night.

How come?

I picked up a brilliant babe last night. Just when I thought

she was mine she slammed the door into my face.

Since that moment I've had a hard on strong like a fortress.

Wouldn't fall. Like a defense line around Sarajevo.

That's tough. It's not healthy to have a hard on like that.

I can't help it. I see her everywhere.

Even on the wall we need to paint

I see her.

I can't see a thing.

How can you say that?

Enough of that - Let's work.

Still hot.

Pour some water over it.

It wouldn't do. I tried to put some ice but it melted.

Common!

I can't. I'm stuck.

It hurts.

Should I call an Ambulance?

Call whoever you want, just help me!

They are across the street. They will come in a minute.

If you keep on talking, they won't be here in an hour.

Hallo? Emergency? My friend got stuck.

He's got his thing in the wall and can't get it out.

No, he is not bleeding.

We are in the white house across the street, painting the garage.

Please, hurry! Thanks.

They are coming.

You do the talking. I get embarrassed with strangers.

LIFE RYTHM

OK. You keep quiet. I'll deal with it.

Thanks. - You are a true friend.

- Here they are - fast, aren't they?

What the hell is this? Hello.

We thought someone got hurt at the construction site.

My friend got stuck, he can not get it out.

We tried everything.

These fuckers will cause my death.

Is he a piece of work or what?

Can you help him? We need to paint this.

I am going to retire in two hours.

How about a beer?

- Yes, please. - Yes, please.

Why did this trouble have to happen today?

You know, a nutcase like this one almost made me quit my job

a short while before my retirement.

He used to get stuck everywhere.

But not in the wall.

Let me tell you that story... Up the hill, by the graveyard

there is a famous restaurant with the sign:

"NO ENTRY FOR POLITICIANS".

Good evening!

Look at her! She looks like Marilyn Monroe.

Marilyn was invented by American Administration so that

President can screw around. They invented the likes of them

as well to screw the whole world.

Get out!

Get out! I do not want to see you here ever again!

I do not welcome politicians in my restaurant nor do I welcome

talking about politics. Get out!

Sorry! We got carried away.

You can get carried away somewhere else. Get out!

Dearest, let us grab a bite!

- My empress. - Love birds...

Mammy's beautiful girl. Come! Have dinner with us.

I am not a child any more. Don't bug me.

You are always going to be our child.

Fine, then your child should buy some new cloths.

No problem, but first a bite.

Bye.

"Today is my lucky day- fertile day, fertile day!"

Wait a minute! We need to talk.

Later.

Not later. Now! It's important.

This is more important.

No! Now.

If you are good now I will tell you a story later on.

What? What is going on?

- She is coming! Down! - What?

Get down!

The temperature is ideal now.

Let me first finish this car.

- It can wait. I can't. - Let's go to the bedroom.

I want you here and now.

Wait! I am dirty. I should take a shower first.

I want you just like that.

- Majo, h-h-hi. - Hi, Nedim.

I w-wou-would like t-to ask you so-some-something.

Some other time. I am tired now.

N-no p-pro-problem.

Hi, there.

Good morning.

I'm Maja. And you?

I'm Medlin Albright. Got some money?

What for?

I want to eat.

For sure?

I swear on my bread.

How did you get your name? -After Medlin Albright, of course.

Come with me to eat.

- Good morning. - Morning, dear.

Can I get some coffee?

- Who is the young lady? - Medlin Albright

I see now why she looks so familiar.

- What would you like to drink? - A cup of coffee for me, too.

Isn't it a little early for you to have coffee?

No, it isn't. It is a morning.

Of course, coffee is the best in the morning. Coming right up.

What is wrong? You look upset.

I am just tired.

Sure? Everything OK?

- You worry too much. - I have to.

Tell me frankly, when was the last time you had a decent meal?

All you have are 2 liters of water in the morning,

half a banana for lunch and after 6 o'clock you eat nothing.

I have lived quite a life but have never met

- a hungry... - but happy person.

Coffee with milk for Medlin and black coffee for you...

But you should first eat something.

Could I once have my coffee without you mentioning the food?

But you must eat.

- Mammy, please... - I know.

I can eat!

Well honey, this is for us and happiness that awaits us.

- This is so nice. - Of course it is.

- I never tried... - You will try it all with Muharem.

Now you are mine and should never worry about anything,

You hear me?

Now, look! You do it like this, and then like that...

Now, you do it!

Bravo!

I will make you the happiest woman alive.

You will be happy and you will know nothing else but happiness.

You know?

Muharem has something else for you. What is this?

- A napkin. - This, what is this?

Muharem...

I hope your answer is a "Yes". I planned our wedding.

I feel like I'm dreaming. I'm dreaming...

- Here are the sausages. - I'm going to bed.

Don't go anywhere. Aunt Uma is coming.

You know how much she wants to see you.

So we are going to hear more stories about witchcraft

and magic. Is there anything real in her life?

That is how she is but she is the family.

It is so nice to see you all together.

- Good to see you, Daut. - Come on, sit down!

You always know when the love of your life is about to come!

Didn't you say you would take a few days off?

I don't know where to go. I feel the best here. When is she coming?

- You have no idea, do you? - I don't, I swear.

Let him be. He comes for a drink and you bug him.

I was just saying how nice it is that they have been divorced

for 12 years but Uma and he love each other more than many married

couples ever would. Isn't it so?

- Pour us a drink. - Let him be.

- I only say the truth. - I am used to his teasing.

Cheers, lover-boy!

I could do this everyday!

Then comeback tomorrow!

Stop it, Muharem. Stop it!

Muho, what is this?!

Why? I want you so badly!

You should not have... We could've gone to your place.

Honey, with all the money we've got, we may go wherever we want.

We shall go to our apartment, but after the wedding.

Stop it!

Why should I?

Maja was a real beauty. I wonder what she saw in him.

He is a crook, thief, smuggler of cars...

You wouldn't believe how sexy she was!

All his other girlfriends were lovely too.

I stayed under that stupid car like an idiot.

Why is this happening to me? Why?

Calm down!

What do you mean? Do you love me at all?

I don't understand how can you humiliate me like this?

When we met I was married, it didn't bother you then.

What do you want me do to? Leave my wife? No way!

- That's it? - That's it!

You, women, think that you are the center of the world!

If you can't take this as fun, we can stop seeing each other.

We definitely could! And we will. It's a promise!

Emotionless bastard!

Reseller of stolen cars! How could I be so blind?

Moron!

You will get over it.

It will be OK.

You' re a good person and can always find someone nice.

What's wrong with you? Nobody died.

Excuse me, I thought you were not feeling well!

Why? It's not as though I was running a marathon.