Adventure Time: Fionna & Cake

- Help! Help, Fionna! help! - Help, Fionna!

Hold on, citizens!

Fionna and Cake to the rat-scue!

- Help this man up! - Help us, Fionna!

No! I'll get them!

You have a bus to catch!

- Huh? - Aw, chute!

Wahahaha.

Fionna, stab!

Careful, careful!

Tit for tat, rat!

Hyah!

Fionna!

Ice Prince.

The ice won't hold him for long.

You've got this, Fionna.

Hans Brinker action-go!

Puck him up, girl!

Wa-woah!

Waugh-hmph.

Cat trick!

Whoo!

Good job, Cake.

Back atcha, sis!

Good job, both of you!

Fionna, Cake, you are great fighters.

And so funny and interesting.

Will you join me on my magical adventures?

Oh, ice Prince.

Sure thing, bro.

Tell me.

Who are you, really?

Huh?

Oh, gob no!

Ughahh.

Snooze, 10 minutes.

Hmbrg... Uh!

Hmm... Ugh.

"Cheers" is filmed before a live studio audience.

Evenin' everybody!

Nooorm!

Sammy! Set me up.

"Cheers" is filmed before a live--

"Cheers" is filmed before-- "Cheers is-- "Cheers" is--

"Cheers" is filmed before a live studio audience.

I don't wanna go to woooork.

Wake up sleepy head, it's my turn to use the pants.

Bad dream?

I had a great dream.

It's the third night in a row

I've dreamed about a mysterious ice Prince.

And you were there, too. And you could talk.

And stretch!

I know, it sounds nuts!

But also..awesome.

Buddy, your ears are freezing.

Oh. Your nose, too!

Is that normal?

Maybe I have a fever?

I'unno.

Hm, I hope it's nothing serious.

That's the last thing we need right now.

Wa wa wa wa Cake wa!

Wa, wa, wa!

Wa wa wa wa food!

Wa wa wa wa wa wa wa.

Uhh...

C'mon, weirdo.

Weren't you hungry?

You haven't really eaten in like...

three days.

How about tuna sandwich?

It's your favorite.

My uniform!

Stop acting crazy!

Ah!

That's it, I'm calling the vet.

Okay, yeah.

Yeah.

Okay, see you then.

Bye. Good news, Cake!

We're going to the vet today

But they only had a lunch time opening.

So, guess you're coming to work with me, pal.

Please try to act professional.

Bleh.

Welcome to Queenie Bus Tours,

"Where bus dreams come true."

My name is Fionna Campbell, and I will be your guide today.

Do we have any folks visiting from out of town?

I'm from here.

I'm from around the corner!

I'm also from here.

I live in the graveyard, uh, next to the graveyard.

Why do I even ask?

Over on our left we have out oldest building,

the city post office.

In 1911 there was a fire, but they stamped--

Stamped it out!

Heh, yes.

Marshall Lee, everybody!

World's best unknown musician!

Catch him on the corner of 14th and Elm in half an hour.

Blah.

Oh! Uh-- uh and-- and, on our right, the city park.

Behold the largest outdoor fountain in a five block radius.

Yay.

It underwent a renovation 12 years ago.

Who's the statue of?

Dunno, dude.

We're now passing by the city aquarium.

Anybody not know what an aquarium is?

- Uh-- - Great.

Now we got that covered.

You know what they say about the cafeteria.

Please do not "axolotl" questions

when ordering the aquarium sushi.

Hey, anybody here into dream analysis?

Because I've been having this dream

about a cool Ice Prince and giant penguins and stuff.

It feels like the universe is trying to tell me something.

Why would I dream about an ice guy?

I had a dream once about some ice cream... It could mean, you know, like that one time...

Uh, obviously you're dreaming about a cool Ice Prince now,

because you just got dumped by a hot DJ Flame.

That's it. I'm right.

Bro, you got dumped by DJ Flame?

W-Whatever that's not what it means, okay?

My dream is way more significant.

I dream a lot about being a hotdog.

I dream about being a banana!

Mine's too messed up to even talk about.

Hey, focus.

We all have weird food dreams, okay?

But my dream is special.

It means something.

I can feel it.

You're bombing, Fi!

See?

Cake agrees with me.

Woah, hey buddy.

- Ah! - Ugh!

Cake. No, Cake.

Cake!

Merciful heavens!

- Keep runnin', Cake! - I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

My allergies!

I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

That's enough!

Aha!

W-Wuh? Queenie?

W-Why are you here?

It's called a spot-check, ya ding dong.

I've gotten several complaints about your tours.

So I went undercover like a true boss.

And I see not only were the complaints true,

but you also bring a crazed animal on board?

I had to bring her.

She's sick or something.

Oh, a rabid crazed animal.

It's not her fault.

Cake's a good kitty!

Whuh. Uh, rabies!

Stop the bus!

Smooth driving, Van Damn.

Whatever, Marshall. You never pay anyway.

Hah, true, true. What?

It'll all come back around.

Don't worry.

He didn't pay?!

Uhh, what's the big deal?

These buses are always half empty.

It's not hurting anybody.

It's hurting my big fat wallet!

Psh. Whatever.

Rrgh!

Turn in your uniform.

You're fired!

What?!

Mmm... Fine!

I never even wanted this stupid job in the first place.

And no one even cares about your dumb tours!

Jesus, stop!

Just bring it back later...

if you want your deposit back.

I do really need that deposit back.

Ugh, Cake, this is like my fifth job this year.

Maybe I could be like, a game designer?

I've got a lot of good ideas, right?

Ugh, it doesn't matter.

All the jobs suck in this stupid city. Hey, hey, check out my new mixtape.

And there's nowhere to go... Tea samples! Tea samples!

...nothing exciting ever happens.

And the people are all boring.

Ugh. Quit wiggling around, you nugget.

Okay, get this. You know Jerry from HR?

Oh yeah, Jerry.

Well, he told me he ate the contract papers

in front of the client! Excuse me.