Spa (സ്പാ)

- "What will society think of us? Won't the righteous condemn us?" - Madathil Mathen.

- Has that load left already? - Two more are pending.

- Check out this timber. - When is it being sent?

Let's send them tomorrow morning.

Push now!

Yes!

Damn!

Mathettan!

Mathettan!

Oh, Vinod!

How was the match making ceremony?

Nothing happened!

Total waste of time.

- Brother! - Hmm...

I had clearly told that broker before going for the match making ceremony,

that I do timber work,

and I don't have much education either.

They called us after knowing all that, right?

Do they think I'm going on these rounds for fun?

I've attended 22 match making ceremonies so far...

And every time, it falls apart at the last minute!

At this rate, I'll probably stay single and rot and die, like you!

Huh?

How can you say I'll just rot like that? Just because I'm single?

That was bad, bro!

What should I do if you can't find a girl?

You tell me!

Sorry, brother. I said it out of frustration.

These days, women don't even want to get married!

What are we men supposed to do?

Why are you getting worked up?

Look at me, I'm living just fine!

I go to work in the morning...

And then in the evening, I'll have a couple of drinks to get rid of the exhaustion.

Eat some beef and porotta...

And then I sleep peacefully!

Then it's back to work the next morning.

You see all those married guys running around like they're on fire, right?

Then, why are you so obsessed with getting married?

Listen, brother...

You've become like a giant piece of timber!

- Huh? - A big timber log with zero emotions!

What the hell are you saying, Vinod?

- Keep your voice down, man. - What?

They'll add that nickname also to my list now!

Timber log!

What a strange simile!

Chetta, have you ever loved anyone?

Love? What for?

Ever kissed anyone?

Maybe, my mom kissed me when I was little, but I don't remember anything else.

That's it.

- So, you've never loved a girl! - Nope!

- Never kissed anyone. - Never!

- Not even touched anyone? - Yeah, so?

Even during church festivals

you stay far away from where women gather!

Why should I go there?

How will someone like you ever solve my problem?

Forget it!

I had given a vehicle for repair at a friend's workshop in the town.

Come with me when I go to pick it up.

Why should I come for that?

If it was timber work, maybe I'd be of some help.

Just come. I've got a reason.

Okay, I'll come...

But you have to take me to a good bar and buy me good food.

I'll do that!

In fact, I'll take you somewhere better than a bar.

What? Better than a bar?

- What kind of place is that? - You'll see.

There's a lot in this world you haven't seen yet, Matthettan.

- Hey! - Good morning!

- Do you have anklets here? - Of course!

- Anklets are... - What about sarees?

Saree section is upstairs... Second floor!

Then I'll check out the sarees first and come back.

- Sure! - Okay.

Good morning, sir!

- Saree? - Yes sir, which material do you prefer?

Cotton? Silk? Georgette? Chiffon?

Can you show me that one?

The light golden coloured one.

- This one? - No, the one above that.

- Take out this one. - Okay!

This is fine material, sir!

- This one looks good. - Okay sir!

- Does it come with a ready-made blouse? - Yes, sir. There is.

It's gorgeous!

Really gorgeous!

Monica, next we'll shoot the blouse and skirt look.

Hmm...

- Is that okay? - Has the blouse been altered?

Yes, all done.

Okay! We'll save the gown look for last.

It's too hard to move around in that.

Okay, let's do it like that.

Hmm...

- Monica, sit on the bike now. - Okay.

- Place your feet on the bike. - Okay!

Aneesh, hold it steady!

- Monica, are you comfortable? - Yeah!

Why is she walking around in such clothes?

Monica Magnus!

She's got so many Instagram followers...

Why won't she?

She posts only stuff like this, right?

Do you know what a man's primary sexual space is?

His eyes!

His gaze!

His visuals!

That's what these channels are saying.

- Isn't it correct? - Hmm!

If men see them like this, will they have desires? Sexual desires?

Don't generalize all men like that.

I won't agree with that.

Rajesh, I'm not talking about you.

I know that you have job-house, job-house…

But I'm talking about most men. It will be like that for them.

I don't get it! Then, what are you still staring at?

How can we not look at stuff like this?

She's definitely done fillers on her face.

Botox!

She wasn't this fair earlier.

She's probably been taking those skin-whitening tablets.

Hmm...

Err... I'm seriously getting angry now.

- Hey, just eat already! - Yeah.

- Eat fast! Let's go! - Hmm!

- Now just arch your back a little, Monica! - Yeah!

Oh, super! Deadly!

- Why are they also lying down? - Perfect!

She's swimming on the floor…

- So vulgar! - Oh!

- Hey, look at that! - Amazing!

Rakesh, can you please walk faster?

Mom!

Cool! Cool!

Relax your muscles!

Rakesh!

In our society, we preach about these cultural values, right?

They're actually missing now.

Like... completely missing!

Rakesh, do you agree that women should be allowed to wear whatever they want?

Uh... that doesn't really align with our moral values, right?

How can I agree with that?

We have our culture, no?

Exactly.

Learning those values should begin at home!

Imagine, if I had a daughter,

and if I saw her going out dressed like that...

I'd break her legs right then and there!

No need to be stressed about that.

Thankfully, we have two sons, right?

Huh?

Who said that?

- Who? Who said it? - Not me.

- Tell me who said it! - He did, mom!

- Where did you learn that word? - It was him, mom!

- Don't you ever say that again! - No mom! A movie...

- Who taught you that? - Mom, it was from a web series.

Who taught you this word?

You've been watching all these movies and web series and now...

- Hey! - Always watching these...

Hey, these are bad words! You're not supposed to use them!

You understand?

- Don't use bad words. Okay? - Okay, dad!

If I ever hear the words 'cinema' or 'web series' in our house again...

Shut up!

I'm serious!

Films and web series are of absolutely no use in our society.

You've got great looks that'd suit a character actress.

Shall I cast you in a film?

No, sir!

Why not?

I don't like acting in films!

You don't like films?

- I like to watch movies. - Okay?

- But I don't enjoy acting. - Hmm...

Do you have something against film people?

Nothing like that. So many of them come here.

Then what's the problem?

All the actors I've introduced have become famous and established.

I don't want to be famous, sir!

Why not?

If I become famous

people will comment under my videos like, "I've seen her in the spa!" right?

That's true!

These comment sections are making life miserable now.

So, then...

Can I make your story into a movie?

- Our story? - Yeah.

- About us therapists? - Exactly!

How are you planning to tell our story?

Honestly! Just the way it is.

Hmm!

But families won't come to watch it if you say it honestly.

Alright, but who will be the hero?

Haven't thought that far yet.

Let's get the story ready first.