Apartment 1303 3D

Lara, the agent showed me pictures of the Lakeview.

Oh, they looked amazing!

I'm telling you, it's a great apartment.

There's even a convenience store on the ground floor,

and he said the station is five minutes away, walking distance.

I can get to my office in less than 20 minutes! Yes!

Whoa, whoa, Janet, slow down. How many did you see?

I signed the lease!

I said look for an apartment,

not sign the lease on the first one they showed you.

Well, how much is it?

It's only $750 a month.

The guy said it was going to be gone within the hour.

You never sign the lease on the first one they show you.

You are stressing me out!

It really looked beautiful in the brochure!

Is it in a safe place, at least?

Oh, come on, Lara!

It's sure better there than at home.

Let me talk to Janet!

It's Mom. I got to go.

It's done already, okay?

It's done. Bye.

I want to talk to her!

What is going on?

Is she moving out?

And why am I the last to find out about this?

Why?

Because you nearly killed her.

Oh, my God.

She said that?

Ha, what a drama queen!

I was standing, playing my guitar,

and I turned.

I didn't hear her walk in, and I hit her.

Blame the guitar, why not?

Oh, you really think that I would

on purpose try to hit Janet?

Mom, you and I both know you were drunk.

Oh, yeah, and what's your point?

Some of best songs were written drunk, anyway.

Look, obviously you are in cahoots with her

and this whole... whatever this is.

I want you to just get her out of that,

whatever it is, and bring her back here.

'Cause that is just ridiculous.

She's 24 years old.

She's got a life.

She has a job. She--

She has a boyfriend!

Why can you just be happy for her?

Oh, be happy for her in her dead-end job?

When she has a real voice and could have career

just like I have!

Well, clearly, she doesn't want to follow in your footsteps.

'Cause it's so terrible

to have success at something you love doing?

That you're good at?

Success, right.

Well, drugs, drinking, rehab, failed marriages!

Worth it for you, maybe, not so much for us.

You have a lot of nerve,

summing up my life like that.

I had a number-one hit

when I was younger than you are now.

And what have you ever done, hmm?

Either one of you!

Tell me, what are your big achievements?

Have a little respect.

You two had it good!

Yeah, great.

And I am not paying for any apartment!

Hmm.

Hi!

Hey!

Hey, little girl?

How did you get here before me?

Wow!

Oh, my God, this is great!

What a fabulous view!

This is perfect!

This is so cool!

Hey.

I brought you some green tea.

I don't like green tea, Lara.

You know, the movers just left with Janet's boxes.

I sacrifice the biggest chunk of my life,

the major, major golden years of my career,

and this is the thanks I get.

Mom, stop it.

She leaves without even saying goodbye.

It's not about you!

How could it not be?

Give her time.

She'll forgive you.

"Give her time. She'll forgive you."

Do you know how stupid you sound?!

Honestly, you have a little pea brain!

A chance to be on tour

as a back-up singer with Maddie Slate!

My new home!

Ta-da!

You can't beat that.

The bedroom stuff.

Oh, I love this picture!

So nice!

So, where should I put it? Here?

What's this?

This one, too.

Hello!

Oh, I knew Puffy Lump would come along.

This...

Yes.

Hello?

Hello, did anybody hear that?

Oh.

Hello?

Is there somebody in here?

Oh!

Ow!

Oh, moron killed by ironing board. News at 11:00.

Pouring!

Shit!

Oh, my God.

Ugh, this apartment is freaking me out!

All right.

Hi, what's your name?

Emily.

Emily, is your mom home?

What do you want?

What do I want?

I just came by to say hi to you and your mom.

I'm your new neighbour!

And also, I was hoping to borrow a corkscrew.

Mine is broken.

A girl in 1303 jumped off the balcony and died!

Her name was Jennifer. It's a bad place.

Oh, my God.

Hello?

Building superintendent! Open the door.

May I help you, sir, with something?

Yeah, the, uh, the power's out.

I need to check the apartment.

Uh, it's all good here.

What do you want?

You are a-- you're a pretty girl.

Show me your tits.

What?! Are you insane?

No, no, no, listen! Listen!

If you need any help at all in paying your rent,

you know, we can make an arrangement, okay?

Get out of here, you pervert!

You freaking pervert!

Oh, God!

All right, stop this.

I'll get a drink.

It'll help me.

Ah!

This is such a beautiful apartment.

It's what I always wanted!

Lara, I wish you could see this,

and be with me here.

I'm scared.

Oh, stop it, Janet!

Stop, stop, Jan, come on!

I'm so stupid!

I'm so stupid. Oh, my God.

Can you believe this? The crazy people!

Oh, my God.

Everything will be just fine.

Just fine!

Hello?

Who's there?

Hello!

Who's there?