My Adventures with Superman

Good mor...

...ning, Lois, are you okay?

Just give me one minute.

I just need, um... I need shoes.

Uh-huh.

Shh!

Clark, if she wakes up, it's gonna be all,

"Lois Lane, which of these men have caught

the most impressive earth fish?"

"Lois Lane, what does it mean, 'Gemini do not interact?'"

"Lois Lane, assist me in choosing

from my five billion suitors,"

and we'll never get out of here.

Hey, uh, you okay?

Yeah. I'm just nervous, I guess.

Nothing to be nervous about.

We'll have brunch at your favorite restaurant...

Pound Cake Palace.

And we'll talk about the future.

And it'll be fine because we have each other and...

- Pound cake. - Well, I was gonna say, uh,

no Super Business, but yeah, that too.

Aw, I'll always have my Superman.

Aw, I wanna pet the dog.

- But no... - Super Business.

Huh.

Hi, Jimmy.

Seriously?

Clark! Great.

Okay, so I'm on a date with another W.O.R.M.S. scientist.

- Of course you are. - Wha... Jimmy.

I got turned into a wolf-man once.

Why must we generalize?

Then why are you calling?

Well, my date seems great.

Really accomplished... from Coast City,

has two sisters...

...but she also brought a bunch of suspicious vials.

So I was wondering...

Ahhh!

Your quarter-pound cakes.

You know, dodging Kara and Jimmy

and making it to a real actual date.

We're a pretty good team, Smallville.

We are.

You and me, we can handle

anything the future throws at us.

Mmm.

Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.

Have we ordered yet?

Uh...

Wow, have you guys read this thing?

How do you even decide?

What do you guys usually get?

You're right, we should just get one of everything.

Clark, what do we do?

Say something.

Um, hi.

So...

- When you said, "Mom..." - "And Dad..."

what did you mean by that?

Yeah, wha... what did you mean by that?

Oh, yeah. Sorry. No, no, it's me, your son, Jon.

From the future.

Future?

This is so... slammin'!

You guys are so young.

What do you guys do?

Like, where do you hang out? What's your favorite movie?

And why do you wear glasses?

Ooh, what's this?

Wha... How'd you...

I saw it in your jacket.

X-ray vision.

I got it from Dad.

I'm a great pickpocket.

If you... Then how...

Then... why are you...

- You will not believe... - Ow!

...the morning I've had.

- Hey, Uncle Jimmy. - Hi. How you doing?

So, as you can see,

my date did end up having some quirks.

So now you're gonna have to take me to S.T.A.R. Labs.

Jimmy, it's not the the best time.

Oh, okay. I'll just walk around like a porcupine man forever.

- Ow. Jimmy. - Sorry.

You know, this never would have happened

if you hadn't hung up on me.

Lois Lane.

I appear to have received so many messages

from potential suitors that the app no longer functions.

How does one...

Wow.

This culture, it is so rich.

Who are you?

Yeah. Wait. What did you call me?

I'm Jon Kent.

I'm their son.

- What? - Okay, but...

- Is this true? - ...how...?

I'm from the future.

You're my Uncle Jimmy.

And you're my Aunt Kara.

- You are... Kryptonian? - I'm... an uncle?

- You're from the future? - Yes!

- Kal-El, be proud... - Do you know what this means?

- ...our bloodline... - Four best friends for life!

...has prospered!

What's the future like?

Jon-El, I will teach you many things about this Earth...

Wait, did you say you broke the dating app?

- Ow! That's it! - Ah!

Sorry?

Can we please get that to go?

Ow, ow, ow.

Hey, what's this?

Ooh, that's an invisibility vest. Ow.

Ahh. What about this?

- That can... Ow! - What are you guys doing?

Ooh, Can I touch this?

I'm touching it.

Maybe we should get him outside.

I love outside.

- Ow, ow, ow, ow. - Unexplained geological

tremors have been reported around the city.

More on this story as it develops.

Unexplained.

I've been saying for years it's...

Ow!

I'm sorry if I came on too strong.

I'm just so excited to be here.

It's all right... kiddo.

Kiddo?

You're just gonna take his word for it?

Lois, he's a flying pickpocket.

But time travel, Clark? Don't you need more evidence?

- Not... really? - No.

I'm... a mom?

Oh, this can't be happening. I can't be someone's mom.

Do I look like someone's mom?

- Well... - Don't answer that.

This is fine. I just I need to, uh, I have to, uh...

...work! I have to work.

Questions need answering.

Can I go to work with you?

Can I? Can I?

Can I? Please.

Why are you here, Jon?

Jon-El, your mother must work.

But you and I can spend

traditional family time together.

Would you like to train, Grapple or spar?

Um...

Or maybe Jon just wants to do, you know, normal stuff?

Ah, yes. I know what is normal.

This again.

Hank Henshaw, once decorated,

adulation, lionized.

What has become of that American hero

Hank Henshaw mission was once to lead humanity

to a brighter tomorrow.

They're scared of you, Hank.

But now, in a super-powered cyborg body,

should he be pitied or feared?

That man is gone.

Hank is not our hero.

I'm not sure there's any coming back,

but Hank is not our hero, not our hero, not our hero.

I don't know if it says, "Jon Kent..."

But it does say, "Superboy!"

You're right.

They have shoes with wheels?

Uncle Jimmy's got it.

Does he?

Another tremor?

Look out!

Just like Clark.

But why are you here?

Whoa. Easy there, Fido.

Henshaw, we agreed you'd keep

to your quarters until further notice.

That's exactly why I'm here.

I wanted to apologize.

I see.

Go on.

What occurred yesterday was totally unacceptable.

A good commanding officer knows how

to get his people back in line.

And... you did exactly that.

You were right to remind me who's in charge.

Me.

Yes.

Yes, you.

Uh, I owe you my life.

And I will never forget it.

- Again. - Hmm?

You'll never forget it...

again.

Affirmative.