My Adventures with Superman

James Olsen,

are you ready to catalyze a chemical reaction?

I'm Zazzala,

CEO of the World Organization

for Romantic Matchmaking Science,

a.k.a, W.O.R.M.S.

- W.O.R.M.S. - And this is my partner,

our chief biologist, Tazzala.

We found true love through the miracle of science

and so can you.

James Olsen,

you're invited to our exclusive matchmaking launch event.

Meet someone new! Try our new dating app.

And electrify your love life at W.O.R.M.S.

W.O.R.M.S.

"Scientific romance"?

Jimmy, please tell us you're not...

Hey, Birdwatchers, guess who's going to W.O.R.M.S.?

Jimmy, are you doing this to get back at Kara

for taking your advice?

Lois, it's for work.

Flamebird isn't just news anymore.

It's also a lifestyle brand.

Why don't you just stop playing games and ask her out?

I don't know if you've noticed,

but Kara is dating half of Metropolis now.

Which was your idea!

Well, I can't just sit around and watch her do it.

And if Kara happens to see me

with a bunch of gorgeous scientists,

well...

I swear I remember

Perry assigning you actual work.

About the Distortionist?

The mysterious person mutating people

with genetic manipulation?

Eh, that can wait.

Because Clark and I are going to W.O.R.M.S.

- Yeah, I'm not doing that. - What?

Well, so far today, my Superman calendar is free.

Which means my Lois calendar is booked.

Starting with homemade breakfast.

Um, Clark, what is that?

Oh, it's the model I bought at the convention.

Pretty cute, right?

Yeah.

Yeah. Uh, is that us? Or?

It's not, not us.

It's our hypothetical farmhouse.

The one that we could live in one day.

You... You remember?

Oh, I remember.

Just to see it now is...

You know what I remember?

How fun it will be when Clark and I

roll into W.O.R.M.S. together!

- Huh? Huh? - I'll drop you off.

But that's it.

Whoo-hoo!

- W.O.R.M.S.! W.O.R.M.S.! - Hey, um, you good?

- W.O.R.M.S.! - I'm great!

Stop! My purse! Thief!

Hold it right there.

Listen, I don't want any trouble.

Uh...

Superman?

The name's Captain Hank Henshaw.

Don't mention it.

Uh, is that guy okay?

That thief got what he deserved.

But Superman...

Superman oughta be tougher on crime.

Nicely done, Hank.

How does it feel

to make the world a safer place?

Feels great.

Jimmy Flamebird,

did you know that hot dogs come in chili variety?

That dummy doesn't deserve you or your delicious chili dogs.

He's at a speed-dating event trying to make you jealous.

Why would I be jealous?

I am a Kryptonian warrior, as strong as I am beautiful.

Kara, I've been with Clark for a while now,

so I know a thing or two about relationships.

Jimmy's trying to prove to himself

that he's just desirable as you are,

which... good luck.

So it is a competition?

A game.

Yes. A dumb game.

Then I shall win this game,

and make Jimmy Flamebird my Earth mate.

That's the spirit.

But first, you have to escalate.

Put yourself out there.

Oh! Remember Crushrush?

The romantic telephone application?

Yeah.

Crushrush will get you so many dates that...

That I will be victorious!

Ha, ha. All right.

Lois Lane, I, Kara Zor-El, will defeat your Crushrush.

Wow, this is really...

A lot.

Care to share first impressions?

We're doing promotion for the app.

Amazing.

Robot waiters? VR date nights?

What's not to love about W.O.R.M.S.?

Yeah, I... I didn't sign a release for this.

Best of luck, Jimmy.

Bye, love you, best friends forever.

- Time to find my... - Soil-mate!

W.O.R.M.S., W.O.R.M.S.

I'm Zazzala...

And this is your girlfriend, Tazzala.

Did I say something wrong?

We broke up.

There were communications issues.

Is it 'cause she doesn't talk?

No! Don't let our star-crossed love distract you

from your scientifically-selected

soil mate.

I just hope your calculations "add up" better than mine,

you know what I mean?

W.O.R.M.S.

Anyway, she's over there.

Okay, Kara.

An important step

in building out a dating profile

is answering questions.

First up, "Describe yourself."

Warrior.

No, more like, "What's your style?"

My style is a mix of traditional Klukor

and modified Horu-Kanu.

Okay.

"Sporty."

Let's try some interests.

If you don't have any answer, just say "Pass."

- "Favorite movie." - Pass.

- "Favorite book." - Pass.

"Mountains or ocean?"

Pass. No!

Pass.

I think you're gonna need a few more Earthly experiences

before answering these questions.

Ooh, are there any experiences here?

New plan! Let's hit the town

and find out what kind of things you like.

Yeah.

You ready for a fun-filled Saturday?

Uh, Clark, I'm really sorry,

but something important just came up.

We are going to punch the town.

"Hit the town."

Oh, okay.

Girl time.

I'll just, uh, work on the farm.

Emergency at the waterfront.

Dogs are people are trapped in a fire

at the Metropolis Adopt on a Yacht event.

Thanks, Superman.

We can always count on you.

It's my pleasure, ma'am.

And my pleasure too, sir.

What's your adoption policy like?

Easy!

Do you have a government ID?

I'll get back to you.

Jimmy Olsen, founder of Flamebird,

friend of Superman.

I've been dying to meet you.

I'm so interested in your body.

Oh! My.

Well, I, um...

Specifically, how much has been exposed to Kryptonite.

Tell me. Have you noticed any effects?

Not really.

Fascinating.

Doris. But my friends call me "Gigi".

Jimmy. But my friends call me Jimmy.

I need to tell you, Jimmy,

I'm looking for an open-minded person.

Well, that's me.

Good, because I tend to change people.

- I'm open to change. - Excellent.

Is there a... smell in here?

Oh, I'm setting a mood.

So, you've been to space, too, right?

Has that affected you at all?

- Is that... - Chocolate? Romance? Here.

And interdimensional travel?

Well, not recently, but... Ow!

What did you do?

Things are doing great with Gigi.

No one's ever been this into me.

And hearing about it will definitely make

a certain super someone super jealous.

Ah, silly Clark Jr.,