Vampire Warriors (殭屍新戰士 / Jiang Shi Xin Zhan Shi)

Your alcohol tolerance is high

Are you okay? Hold on! I can't take anymore!

How come you're so weak?

Heidi's alcohol tolerance is low

Are you okay?

Where to?

Where to? You'll know if you follow me

I have the music we talked about

Wanna listen?

Who're you? Stop staring, would you?

Take a look at what you're kissing

You blind dude?

Run! Help!

Who're you? Why did you intervene?

I'll kill you!

Have you seen a lady vampire called Sue who wears a red cape?

Sure, I know her

I know where she is

Let me lead you there

Is the one you talked about two hundred years old?

That's her

Almost two hundred years old

Wrong answer

The one I'm looking for is only a few years old

What? Why're you hiding outside?

Are you able to sniff my blood?

Come in! Be my guest

What? You know I don't drink human blood

Really? You should try it, for the first time

Really? Then I'd give you an excuse to kill me

I'm not that dumb

How could that be?

I consider it as a blood donation to the Red Cross

Cut the crap!

How could I give you my virginity?

Then...who would you give it to?

Not gonna tell you, you can't keep a secret

Won't be Tom Cruise, right?

He's already old

Good to be old, high blood pressure

No need to suck hard, the blood will just burst from the artery

Good

Cum inside your mouth...with blood

What? Come inside my mouth?

You're bad

Really works?

Of course

Have you tried it?

Nuts! I never have a boy friend

Really?

Of course

Hey

What're you doing?

Take a look if you have that virgin mole Hey

What do you wanna do?

Yes, a virgin should have it!

No more playing!

Let me take a look!

Don't!

Nope!

What're you doing?

How's that?

Are you able to sniff where the vampire goes?

Rex

Brother

What're you doing here?

Who is it?

Come out

Dad, what're you doing here?

Nothing! What's up?

Nothing! She is also a vegetarian

I can smell it

It means alright

Who're they?

They?

Friends, we always come out for fun

Friends?

But she called you dad?

Did she? No!

Mister, how old are you?

A hundred something

A hundred something?

Even your daughter is older than one hundred

What you said is wrong

My daughter looks young

How could she look like she is over a hundred?

It means that she is your daughter

Beauty

Better take a good look of his big son

Auntie

Uncle, how old are you?

Age should not be an obstacle

My face doesn't look old

No more joking!

If I wanna look for an old face

I'll find a mummy in Egypt

Won't find any mummies here

Me instead

Because I'm a daddy

Daddy?

Go to hell!

Beauty, please don't go

Dad Dad

Why did you do that?

I only called you dad

You're really our dad

I know, I know I'm your dad

But take a look, do I look that old?

Dad, when was last time you looked in a mirror? A thousand years ago?

You're such an eloquent girl

Speaking arrogantly

It'll affect our father and daughter relationship

OK

From now on, we're all on our own

OK?

The night is still young

I still have time to party

Let's go

Our dad is so ridiculous

dating young girls at his age

But your dad looks handsome

Really?

Dad! Come back quickly!

There's a girl who likes you

Really?

Damn kid, joking around again?

I see some good food over there

What good food?

What is it?

You'll find it out when you come over

A pangolin

It was here

I just saw it

Who were you chasing?

Dunno, I thought she was my sister

Are you still looking for your sister?

Rex

Have you seen a vampire in red?

We're vampires

How do we know where the vampires are?

Lots of human out there

I smell an old woman. I can tell she'll die soon

How much longer you think she will last?

Let's bet

Sure! On what?

Gulp this water down if you lose

Serious! How would I finish such a big one?

Serious! Are you scared?

Are you scared of me?

No. Alright! Come on!

Max, do you wanna play?

No

OK, help us keep time

You all get ready

Whom do you think will win?

Kar! She is eight hundred years old! Very strong

I think Rex will win

We'll see

On your mark? Ready?

One, two, three

Fifty-eight seconds

Thirty-one seconds

Sixtyone seconds

She is dead!

How many seconds?

Fifty-eight seconds

Damn it! Can't hold on for three more seconds

I win

Big deal

I don't care

Two botttles, one for each

We have to drink it all?

How could Lin finish such a big one?

Forget it, we quit

Why do you help Lin? Do you have a crush on her?

No way

It's okay, I'll drink it

Lin

Are you sure? Let me help you

No! The worst thing that could happen is death

Trust me, I died before

Come on! Cheers!

Rex

Don't act like an idiot

Lin

Are you okay?

Already told you not to pretend to be so tough

If you can't drink it, just let me help

Thought you were always lucky

Gulping down some pig blood is gonna be okay?

Don't you know that lots of vampires are poisoned to death by water?

I don't care

Maybe it's better to die than to be a vampire

Is being a vampire that miserable?

Hey

I agree

Being a vampire is so boring

Don't play with my stuff

I had a dream that I was going to die

Eight hundred years