Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

Earth, birthplace of the human race,

a species much like our own,

capable of great compassion

and great violence.

For in our quest to protect the humans,

a deeper revelation dawns.

Our worlds have met before.

-Newsflash from the BBC. -Breaking news out of Shanghai.

There's been a major toxic spill in the Shanghai factory district.

We're staying on top of this developing story for you.

We will bring you any new information as we get it.

NEST Seahawks approaching target.

Three minutes until evacuation is complete, sir.

Chinese airspace has been locked and sealed, one-mile radius.

All right, give NEST team the go.

Black Hawks, you're clear to land.

Ding-a-ling! Come out and get your ice cream.

Any bad robot out there better get ready for an ass-whupping.

For the last two years, an advance team of new Autobots

has taken refuge here under my command.

Arcees, get ready to launch.

We're locked and loaded.

Together, we form an alliance with the humans,

a secret but brave squad of soldiers.

All right, listen up. China's cover story on this one is "toxic spill."

They had to evac the area for search and rescue.

This makes six enemy contacts in eight months.

We gotta make sure this one does not get out in the public eye, so keep it tight.

A classified strike team called NEST.

We hunt for what remains of our Decepticon foes

hiding in different countries around the globe.

Roll in Alpha through Echo now.

Move out! Let's go!

All right, lronhide. We got echoes. They're close.

Steel stacks at 2 o'clock.

He's here. l smell him.

lt's close. lt's getting closer.

-Oh, no. -What have you got?

Thermal ripple.

Right, everybody, be steady. We're right on top of it.

Eagle niner!

l need an energy proton.

Panther 1 , requesting fire mission now!

Gunships on station. Roll in hot!

Dog 1, now we are engaging.

We got a second Decepticon.

Arcee twins! Target coming your way!

l got him, l got him!

l screwed that up. l'm okay. l'm all right.

-This is combat, man. -Total brain freeze, man.

What's wrong with you?

Bring in Sideswipe!

Clear a path!

Damn, l'm good!

Air support, we need Big Buddha to deliver the drop now!

Cyclone 98, final attack hitting in 120.

Clear to drop in five, four, three, two, one.

Autobots, l'm in pursuit!

Pull over!

Punk-ass Decepticon!

Any last words?

This is not your planet to rule!

The Fallen shall rise again.

That doesn't sound good.

Not today.

Come on, let's go! All hands on deck!

Frankie, Mojo, out! Come on, kiddo, we're on a schedule.

Slow down, Dad. Why are you in such a hurry to get rid of me?

-Did you rent the room out? -No, l got other ideas for your room

and it rhymes with "home theater."

Look what l found. lt's your little baby booties.

-Ma. -My little baby-bootie boy.

-You can't go. -You see this, Dad? This is how

you're supposed to react when the fruit of your loins

goes out into the cruel world to fend for himself, okay?

Yeah, my heart bleeds for you, pal. College, bummer!

You have to come home every holiday, not just big ones.

You have to come home for Halloween.

Well, l can't come home for Halloween, Mom.

-Well, then we'll come to you. -You're not coming.

-No, we're not going anywhere. -We'll dress up.

We'll be in costumes. You'll never know it's us.

-You can't do that, Mom. -Would you let the kid breathe,

for crying out loud? Come on. Go pack.

There's no way you're packed for a month-long trip.

Come on, chop, chop! Let's go. March, young lady.

-Dad. -l love it when you call me "young lady,"

-you dirty old man. -You ain't seen nothing yet.

-Dad, Dad, Dad, whoa! -What?

l'm watching what you're doing, Dad. lt's not a rap video.

lt's just like a coach thing.

That was a really creepy move just now, Dad.

Look. You know, your mother and me are really proud of you.

You're the first Witwicky ever to go to college.

Now l'm crying again! This sucks!

You're gonna be okay, Ma.

You know, it's just going to be,

you know, hard for her to accept that her boy's all grown up, you know,

going out to handle the world on his own.

-You okay, Pop? -Yeah.

Mojo, no dominating Frankie!

Get the hell off the couch, you filthy beasts!

You'll see a lot of that in college, too.

-What are you talking about, Dad? -There's gonna be a lot of women there.

Yeah, well, l'm a one-woman kind of guy.

Look, Mikaela's the greatest,

but you gotta give each other room to grow, okay?

You're no different than any other couple your age.

Except we discovered an alien race together.

How long you gonna be riding that scooter?

Dad, listen, l know what the odds are. We're the exception, okay?

Wait a second. Who could that be?

ln two weeks, it could be Muffy.

Hey, beautiful.

-l'm breaking up with you, Sam. -Really?

You sure? l'm not hearing a lot of conviction.

Well, l am, okay? So, there's no reason for me to come say good-bye to you.

Wow, you almost sounded serious that time.

Guess what? l made you a long-distance relationship kit.

Yeah, l got you a webcam, so we can chat 24/7.

All Witwicky, all the time.

And l got you a couple souvenirs from the event

that cannot be mentioned on cell phones.

-Some mixes and candles and stuff. -Sounds cute. l can't wait.

Hey! You want the infamous D-Day shirt?

You kept your nasty, shredded clothes?

Yeah. Of course, l kept it, Mikaela.

lt's like my Super Bowl jersey. l bled in this thing.

-Wow. You're pretty confident, huh? -No, it's not that.

lt's just that my low self-esteem's at an all-time high.

You think your little box of souvenirs is gonna keep me from leaving you?

You really should come with me.

They got cheap apartments near campus.

Well, that's not gonna happen until l get my man-child father,

fresh out of prison, back on his feet.

l heard that. Where'd you put the clutch covers?

-Next to the camshafts. -l love it when you say "camshafts."

Whisper it to me.

Camshafts.

Why can't l hate you?

lt's my Witwicky charm.

Wait, hold on. Wait, hold on a second.

l guess we're not breaking up. l'll be over in 20.

Mikaela, l think a sliver of the Cube got stuck on my shirt.

Sam?

There's a fire!

Dad, we got a fire!

Fire!

Ron, did you know it was gonna be this hard?

Can you just stop?

Yeah, okay, l'll stop. You carry this shit!

-Wow. -Do you know what?

-What? -l don't want to go anywhere with you.

l don't wanna go to France with you.

l don't wanna go around the corner with you.

-l'm going back inside. -All right, fine.

l'll call you from Paris.

What is all the racket?

Sam?

Dad!

-What was that? -That's the whole kitchen!

-Bumblebee... Oh, my... -Bumblebee!

-91 1 . -Bumblebee!

-Get in the garage. Go! -What the freak just happened?

l'm about to have a nervous breakdown. Just go in the garage quietly, please.

Holy Mother!

-Oh, my God! -Whatever.

Get in the garage now!

-Firemen! Fire fighters, over here! -Dogs out! Get the dogs out!

This is it! Come on, you guys. What are you waiting for?

My house is on fire!

-...very important. -What happened?

Come here. Listen, l need you to take the Cube sliver and put it in your purse.

-What's going on? -Just take it.

-Sam Witwicky? A word with you. -Yes, Mom. Yeah.

-Hi, Mikaela. l have a bald spot. -Hi.

-An old furnace, l think. -From a waffle iron.

When you go, he goes. l cannot live with a psychotic alien in my garage!

Judy... National security.

Look, if we stay quiet, they're gonna take care of everything.

Just consider this the official start of our remodel, okay?

Fine. lf the government's paying, l want a pool and a hot tub!

And l'm gonna skinny-dip and you can't say shit about it!

-Yeah, you know you're in trouble. -He still having voice problems?

He's playing it up.

Bee, l want to talk to you about the college thing, okay?

l'm so excited and l just can't hide it

Hey, l'm not taking you with me.

l'm gonna wait outside, okay?

l meant to tell you about this earlier.

lt's just that, you know... Here's the thing.

Freshmen aren't allowed to have cars.

l know, and if it was up to me, l'd take you with me, but it's not, Bee.

Look. You're an Autobot. You shouldn't be living in my dad's garage.

l mean, you're suffocating in here. You deserve better than this.

This is hard enough, man. Don't make it harder.

Can you just look at me, please?

Come on, big guy. Look, the guardian thing is done.

Okay? You did yourjob. Look, l'm safe now.

You need to go be with Optimus Prime and the others.