Not Now, Comrade

Come on Rose, let's have a smile.

Yeah, come on.

Can you smile for me?

Could we have one of

Comrade Petrovyan on his own?

Lovely, lovely.

Oh!

Lovely.

Oi, look at this, lads.

Incredible.

(shouting)

Hey!

What's she doing?

Yellow car boot!

Hurry!

Yellow car boot!

Yellow car boot!

Hurry!

Ah!

Rudi!

Look out!

Maniac!

Afternoon, Hoskins.

Afternoon, Commander.

All well?

Aye, aye, sir.

How's the car running?

Oh, not bad.

Seems to have developed a slight bump

in the rear end, though.

Psst!

Psst!

Psst!

Excuse me!

Oh, my God.

Nancy!

Nancy!

Nancy!

Oh!

Hello.

Hello, my darling.

Is your mother in?

No, no, she's gone to London.

Shopping.

That'll cost me something.

Mm.

Any important messages?

No, it hasn't rung all day.

Ah.

Maybe the Prime Minister

doesn't love you anymore.

Nancy, please.

That's how rumours start.

How was the Ministry of Defence today?

Absolute hell.

Oh, poor daddy.

A cup of tea?

No thank you, my darling.

A nice bath, and then I'm going fishing.

Fishing?

You can't!

Why not?

Gerry's coming down this afternoon.

Staying the weekend.

Gerry, huh?

Who the devil is Gerry?

Gerry Buss.

I told you about him.

He's my boyfriend.

Not another arty-crafty dropout.

He's a civil servant.

My God.

They're the worst.

You should have a lot in common.

He's a PA to the PPS to the PM.

Oh, never mind, darling.

He'll get over it.

I'll meet Gerry in the morning.

I'm going fishing.

I hope you don't catch anything.

I will.

I'm not like you

and your young men, you know.

When I get my hooks in some poor fish,

I land him first time.

All right, Hoskins.

Take your time.

Something's happened in the garden?

You've got two big chrysanthemums?

You want to rejoin the navy?

Commander!

Defective in the car!

I'll get the garage to fix it.

No, no!

Some Russian bloke.

This sexy beast put him

in your father's car.

It's been a long day, Hoskins.

- We interrupt this programme to give you the

latest news on the defective Russian.

Russian dancer who defected in London today

has been named as Rudi Petrovyan

and the young British girl who assisted him

has been named as Barbara Wilcox,

a strip tease artist

working in a London nightclub.

I might have known it.

- Eyewitnesses described her as blonde,

of medium height,

wearing brown shoes, pink panties,

and no brassier.

And he's in the boot of Father's car!

- Your father didn't know nothing about it.

So this blonde bit says.

What, the one with the

brown shoes, the pink and-

No, she's covered up now.

And she's here?

In the rhododendrons.

Oh!

I hope this doesn't affect my pension.

- The defection of Petrovyan comes at a

particularly embarrassing moment

for the government,

with the visit of the Russian

foreign minister less than a week away.

Father must have the key with him.

Mad, that's what you are, Miss Nancy.

Aiding and abetting criminals.

Nonsense.

You heard what the poor girl

told us, it was love at first sight.

I heard what she told us, all right.

This Russkie picked her up in some London

club where she strips twice nightly.

You have no soul, Hoskins.

You'll have to wait till I get the key.

Is he all right?

You keep out of the way.

- I'll have to get the key from my father.

Oh.

You're a darling-

Get back in the bleeding bushes!

- Would you moderate your language, Hoskins!

I'll give the pair of them language.

You can piss off-ski for a start.

Daddy?

Daddy!

Daddy!

- What is it? - Oh!

Um, have you got the keys for the car?

Um, I want to put it in the garage for you.

That's okay, darling.

I'm just off.

Off?

I told you.

I'm going fishing.

- Are you, are you taking the car with you?

- Yes. - No!

Um, no, you must walk

to the river, do you good.