Adventure Time: Fionna & Cake

Aah!

Hey, good night, Sammy.

G'night, Normulon.

Mm.

Ahh!

I'm sorry, sir, but we're about to close.

Oh, I won't be long... Sammy.

This might be the most delicious tea

I've ever tasted.

I almost understand why you abandoned your post

for this quaint life...

Kheirosiphon.

No.

You!

I'm not going back!

I don't like sacred flames.

I like tea!

Aaaaahhhh!

Who's next?

Hmm.

No.

Huh.

Finally.

Aren't you gonna answer that?

Ah...

Mr. P-Prismo...

Just ignore it.

Make your wish.

Well, I'm trying to, but...

it's kinda... distracting.

You have no idea what it took.

The terrible things I did just to get here.

And now I can't even concentrate!

The wish-- Spit it out.

Oh. Ughh. Aagh!

Oh, I wish it was quiet enough to think!

Wish granted.

Oh, wait. Uh...

Okay, fine.

A crossover. Okay.

Oh, hey! Ooo.

Hmm...

That's not a crossover.

Nope.

Oh, my gosh, you really are Fionna and Cake!

The real ones!

Oh, crud!

Can we go on an adventure?

Heh, well--

Aw, my hat!

Ayo! What's going on now, Cake?

I don't know,

but this is cool.

Ugh! What's wrong with Cake's voice?

Whoa! Big boy!

No, this is gonna drive me nuts.

Hey!

Heeeeeeeeeeeeey!

Hmm. She's off-model, too.

Whoa! I'm standing on my back legs!

Oh! Arms!

Legs are arms!

Amazing!

It's like a video game, and we're getting upgrades

for beating those weirdos.

Ha! I can stretch!

He-eeey. Ha ha!

Much better.

Do me next!

Aw! I just wanted cool powers.

Maybe you have some.

Try flying.

Ha ha! Faster! Faster!

These two are a long way from home.

But how?

Maybe the connection is open again.

Nope. Still locked out.

Then how did they get here?

I stepped through a portal in that sad man's head.

Better take a closer look.

Now what?

For starters, let's get you covered.

Great.

What happened with this one and this one, Simon?

I didn't do anything.

Liar. Crossovers don't just happen!

Look, it seems like you two have some stuff to work out,

so can you send us back to Ooo?

Shh.

Let's try rewinding.

What the heck, dude?

Well, you couldn't bring her back,

so I helped myself.

Who's her?

I've got limits to my power, bro.

That doesn't give you an excuse to mess with my stuff.

Whatever, dude.

Simon, I mean it.

Just because it's in your head doesn't mean it's yours.

Ooooh, I've always wanted to try one of these.

Drink the water, you beast!

You...

You beast of burden, drink the water.

Drink. Drink this water!

Hey! That's not a toy!

Bad cat!

Aah! Why would you do that?!

Nobody sprays Cake!

Hyah!

Who do you think you are, you big bully?

And why'd you bring us here?

Where is here?!

Okay, o-kay.

Chill.

Wow, okay.

I am Prismo the Wishmaster.

That tells me nothing!

Well, as Wishmaster, I grant...

wishes.

And sometimes those wishes require me to create

new wish-altered realities.

Here, check it out.

A wish made this "farmworld" universe.

A wish made this funny shape universe.

This one already existed.

I don't even remember whose wish this was.

Oh!

This universe is special because it had my favorite guy.

Roooar! Pancake!

There he is! Heh heh heh.

Dog person.

Lotsa wishes, lotsa worlds.

The Time Room is the perch from which I keep my eye

on the resulting multiverse.

Okay. Keep going.

Uh, I used to really like my job.

But after eons of making stuff for others,

I wondered what it would be like to make something for myself.

Let's see.

She's gonna be a good fighter,

so she'll need a badass sword.

Annnnd... everyone needs a best friend.

Ooh, cats are cool.

And now just to put them in a big ol' tree house

on a grassy field in a magical world.

Done.

Huh...

Shoot. Did I just copy Finn and Jake?

Meh.

So I just leaned into it.

Maybe it wasn't the most creative thing I could make,

but I liked writing your stories.

Wait! That's us!

Yeah, totally.

You had adventure.

You had romance.

DJ Flame!

You had friends.

Gum-Garry.

Marshall's a vampire.

Wow, we look so happy.

I knew my life was supposed to be magic.

Fionna and Cake was real this whole time?

Pretty tight, right?

Yeah. So why'd you change it?

Yeah, our world doesn't look like that at all.

Everything's boring as hell.

Hmm.

Oh, I think I know what happened.

No wonder you guys looked so terrible

when you first got here.

Okay, so, technically,

I'm not supposed to make stuff for myself.

So I kinda had to "hide" your universe.

I found the emptiest, most cursed magical brain

in all of Ooo.

Him?

Kinda.

Ice King!

Huh?

Hey, Ice King, can I store a fan-made alternate universe

in your cursed dome?

Sure, magic flashlight!

You can put anything you want in there.

'Specially if it's got a hot lady.

Cool. Hold still for upload.

Whoa! Fire in the hole!

Fionna and Cake: What time is it?

You were like a big nutty hard drive.

And everything went great...

until you got cured.

Simon! Your crown!

What's happenin', lady?

Don't panic, but I think GOLB is digesting us...

breaking us apart layer by layer...

down to our essential forms.

Betty?

It's good to see you, Simon.

It's good to be seen.

Dang. From fun wizard to sad loser.