Do You Wanna Partner

Mr. Darshan.

Well, we gents can have a conversation now. Okay?

So consider it a yes from me.

Happy to do business with you, sir.

You haven't told me your name.

Shikha!

I think it worked because he thinks I'm a man.

Weird.

Mak, you're hungover.

Shakes, I heard what I heard.

I will show you if you don't believe me.

Since Darshan has already bought into it.

Let's try Imtiaz.

Madam, I already told you. It's not possible.

- We spoke yesterday... - Hello.

Sir?

Yes, sir. Tell me.

Sir, tell me. This is Imtiaz, the bottler speaking.

Tell me, sir.

- Imtiaz. - Yes, sir.

Why are you troubling my girls?

Do you want our business or not?

Tell me directly.

Who talks like this?

- You'll make him angry. - Sir...

Sorry, sir.

There's been a misunderstanding.

You see, my speech is like that, sir.

Please apologize to the girls on my behalf.

Fine.

Now tell me. Do you want our business or not?

If you don't, then I'll go and speak to

- somebody else in the market... - No, sir.

I want it, sir. Who would deny a business opportunity, sir?

- Yes or no? - Yes. Yes, sir.

Work is worship, sir. Yes. I am interested, sir.

Sir, what is your good name?

David.

And what's your surname, sir?

Okay...

Jones.

David Jones.

Oh, wow, sir! Very international!

Thank you, Mr. David Jones.

Pleasure to do business with you, sir.

Pleasure is all mine, Mr. Imtiaz.

My companion

My eternal partner, all day long

I find myself telling stories That begin with you

My eternal partner, all day long

Life is nothing but the moments I spend with you

My eternal partner, all day long

I find myself telling stories That begin with you

My eternal partner, all day long

Life is nothing but the moments I spend with you

We'll get caught, Shakes.

If we get caught, so be it.

Scared is what we are feeling.

But brave... Brave is what we are doing.

I love your dad and I love his philosophy.

But, no.

This is too much.

This is not about my dad anymore. It's about you.

Mak, because of you, someone has finally taken us seriously.

We had gotten used to rejections.

But who would've known that all we had to do was...

All we had to do was... be a man.

In order to do business here, we'll have to find one.

What?

A man.

I haven't heard a more pathetic idea in my entire life.

Is this a joke?

We don't waste jokes on you, Bobby.

This is serious, Bobby.

There is nothing serious about this plan.

It's completely foolish.

Both of you have gone mad.

What name did you say?

- David Jones. - David Jones.

First, tell me. How did you come up with this name?

You should have thought of something Indian.

Dhurandhar Johar.

Dharmendra Chopra.

- Or else... - Bobby. Bobby.

Focus.

Tell me. Will you be our David Jones?

All I know is how to brew beer.

This drama is not for me.

Give it a try.

I don't need to take any risks.

- But you do. - Why?

I have two words for you.

Shikha, I will not have you curse at me.

Hallertau hops.

Do you want it or not?

Are you serious?

Hops are like oxygen that beer survives on.

Hops give the beer its flavor.

It adds aroma.

Exactly.

But these hops are not available in India.

We went out on a limb to import them from Germany on your demand.

Are they here?

But your poor hops are stuck in customs.

If you become David Jones

and impress Mrs. Murthy, the customs officer,

- then problem solved. - Simple.

- The hops are yours. - Simple.

- But why do you need this David guy? - Means?

Do you think we enjoy pretending to be a man?

- Are we enjoying it? - Seriously?

- Are we enjoying it? - Are you not?

The entire system is against us. You can't even imagine.

We've tried everything and we're tired of it.

And after trying everything we could, what did we end up with?

Mak, he has no interest in making beer.

Let's think of something else.

- Yeah. No, I agree. Let it be. - This idea isn't going to work.

- It's just a waste of time. - This feels like a scandal to me.

Bagga, a person should learn to be confident in themselves.

Imagine I am Mrs. Murthy, and you are David Jones.

- But I am not David. - Then pretend!

- Come on. - Okay.

I am in a fix.

- Come, sit. - I don't know about this.

Hello, Mrs. Murthy, I'm...

What is your name?

What is your name?

Myself, Bobby Bagga.

David Jones!

Yes. I'll go back.

Stick to the script.

Hello, Mrs. Murthy. David Jones, this side.

What do you want?

Give me my hops.

What hops?

If you're going to ask such tricky questions, I don't want to play.

This feels like a scam.

I am leaving.

I don't want to do this.

- He left... - He was such a good candidate.

Shikha.

Absolutely not.

Seems like you guys have gotten drunk

before even making any beer.

Here I'm preparing to be the hottest 30 under 30 designer in Delhi.

And both of you? You want me to end up

being Delhi's first Parsi in Tihar.

Not happening.

This is what you call a scam.

- It's not a scam. - Stop calling it a scam.

Then what is it, darling? Let me spell it out for you.

One second.

See.

S-C-A-M.

Scam.

Like I was saying...

- What are you writing? - It's not a scam.

It's a hack.

See, don't try to confuse me

with all these Hindi words.

Don't be a little bitch.

Learned it from the best!

Shut up.

My God. How am I related to that?

How?

HACK

Shakes, what if we ask Kabir?

No. Not Kabir.

We should never mix love and business.

That's why I don't want to involve him in this.

Okay.

I believe we need a person

who is business-minded

and who understands our line of work.

And where will we find this God-like creature?

Please explain.

No.

- Save us, man. - No.

- Come on. - No, Shakes.

What if my throat gets better? It's not possible.

What if we don't let it get better?

There is a hack.

- No. - Yes.

- You are horrible. - I know.

- Wicked. - And evil.

Evil!

Like, really evil.

You are cunning, hiding things

Drink extreme

You scheme, that's your theme

You're the talk of the town Block to block

You rule me like a boss

Hello. This is David Jones.

What do I say, sir?

Consider the deal done.

Done? Thank you.

David Jones here.

Why else am I called the king of Gondhoraj?

The stock is limited, but you can have it all.