Lady and the Tramp

Silent as the snowflake in the night

Holy is the spirit of this night

All the world is calm and peaceful

All the world is bright and joyful

Spirit of love and child of peace

Can I open them yet?

- No. - Hurry up.

Keep them closed.

- What is this? - Keep them closed.

Okay.

- What is it? - No peeking. No peeking.

And... Open.

Oh. Great.

You think I need another hat?

- Guess again. - Um...

A scarf?

You think I'd make you keep your eyes closed for a scarf?

What have you wanted your entire life?

Besides me, of course.

Oh, so modest. I don't know...

Oh.

Oh!

A puppy! Oh.

- Hi! Aw. - Well, Darling, what do you think?

Oh, Jim Dear, she's a perfect little lady.

Welcome to the family. Hi.

Hi! Mwah!

And that should be nice.

Sweet dreams.

Oh, and one more thing.

That should do it.

Oh, you silly, silly girl.

Sleep tight, Lady.

Goodnight, Lady.

Oh.

No, no, no, no, no.

Jim.

All right. Come here, baby.

Come on. All right, go to sleep.

What?

How did you do that?

How did that happen?

- Okay, Lady, that's... - No.

Okay, now watch.

See, this is where you sleep, all right?

See how daddy does it? Just like this.

See?

Huh?

Come on, Jim. Look at her, please, let her stay.

- All right, just for one night, Lady. - Yay!

Get him. Go, get him.

Huh. Another perfect day. Better get them up.

Oh, who needs an alarm clock when they have you around?

Oh, hello, Lady.

All right, I'm up.

Today's your big day.

Lady, let's get you ready. Come on.

Here you go. Yeah, that's a good girl.

Let's get you clean. Does that feel good?

Aah!

Now you're official.

You wanna go show Jock and Trusty?

Yeah?

I got it! I got the...

Collar.

What?

You! If you don't want trouble,

and I think you know what trouble looks like,

then you better... Hey!

I hope I made myself clear!

Trusty!

Trusty? Are you over there? Hey!

Trusty! Trusty, guess what?

Huh? What's all the commotion?

That rat came back, you know the...

The rat?

- Where? - No, it's actually...

- Stay calm. - Trusty, it's all taken care of.

Me and Ol' Reliable will pick up the scent.

But he... But he's... He's gone, actually.

Hey, guess what, okay, I just...

Shh. Can't rush the process.

Trusty, focus. I gotta tell you something. Where's Jock?

She's working.

Detective work...

What is going on over there? What're they talking about?

Uh-uh-uh. Don't fidget, my sweet Jacqueline.

Stay still, just a little bit longer. We are finished.

Whoo.

What do you think? Bellissima, huh?

Oh, all right, you can go play with your friends.

But for five minutes, Jacqueline.

Mommy needs a new canvas. Five minutes!

I have so much to do.

Wait for me! What's goin' on?

Oh, sprinting in this sweater was a big mistake.

Your mistake was putting that thing on in the first place.

- You've got incontinence from your mouth. - Guys, guys, guys,

something very special happened this morning.

Something you won't believe.

- I got... - You got your collar!

I got my collar. Yep. I got it!

Oh, Lady, it's beautiful!

- I told you it would happen. - You were right.

Here I am, officially part of the family. Forever.

You've earned it.

You know what would go great with that collar?

- A twinkly tiara to sit upon your head. - And that's my cue.

I'm gonna go track that rat.

Which is what you should be doing instead of playing dress-up.

Ay, ay, Officer Trusty.

Oh, yeah, he's not gonna find anything.

- Well, not intentionally. - Found the gate.

Oh, Jocky-Wocky! Jacqueline!

Where's my little model?

Who's the greatest magician in the world?

Well, I have got to go. Congrats on the new collar.

Crivens, good family you've got there, eh?

I know. Really couldn't get any better.

This feels nice.

Mmm.

And it's only gonna get better.

Clear the line! Clear the line!

- Come on. Keep it moving! - That's good. Hold it there.

Put it out of the wagon, boys.

- Get to work. - Yes, sir.

All right, you need a hand with that?

Ah! Looks like it's gonna be another perfect day.

Hey! I thought I told you, you can't sleep in here!

Ah, perfect.

Hey, Spot.

- Coming behind you. - All right, go ahead then.

Come here, you mangy mutt!

I'm tired of kicking you out of here, street dog.

Get back to work!

All right, hold on!

Whoa!

Time to steal some breakfast.

- Ooh. - Hey, there, sonny boy. See you around.

Hello!

Pfft, this is too easy.

Hello.

- How dare you! - Ma'am!

Your mother would be ashamed of you!

Aah! Ow! Ma'am!

I'd feel bad if I wasn't so hungry.

Ah.

Ugh! Let me guess, left in a box by the side of the road?

You know what? I've heard it before, so beat it.

- You gotta earn your lunch. - I hungry.

There is no way your voice is that cute.

- What's your real voice? - Please?

That's your voice?

All right, you know what? Fine.

Look, I'm not buying the hustle, but I respect the effort.

But take it from me, in about six months,

that voice is gonna drop and the bit's dead.

That was too easy.

Oh, no. My favorite dog catcher.

There are other dogs in this town, you know.

Hey! Over here!

It's Peg and Bull. Wanna talk to ya.

Oh, man! Maybe if I just act like I don't see them...

Oh, don't act like you don't see us.

Help! We got caught!

Good day, sir. Just posting bills. No need for alarm.

I already cleared this block of dangerous animals.

But I'm still looking for a cunning street dog.

- May I hang this on your window? - No, you cannot.

- There's no charge for helping me. - No.

He has demon eyes and teeth like a shark.

SHOPKEEPER You still talking about a dog?

All right, what happened?

- We robbed the butcher shop. - Again?

Bull ate seven pounds of beef, four lamb chops, and a whole meatloaf.

- I threw up everywhere. - Yeah.

Best day of my life!

God, I keep telling ya the butcher's shop's a one-man-job.

You're always gonna get caught if you don't learn to split up!

Are you mad?

We'd rather be locked up together, than out on the streets alone.

Alone? Uh, I think you mean free?

See, while you're locked up together,

I'm free to be myself, and I'm free to be by myself.

- Yeah, yeah, we know. - Ya say it all the time.

Since you feel so free, feel free to bust us outta here.

Oh, no, no, no. You guys don't understand. I can't mess with this guy again.

Oh, but ya love makin' him look like a fool.

I'm sorry, guys, you're on your own.

Oh, you can do it. Just bust. Bust. Bust.

- Bust. Bust. - Bust. Bust.

- Okay! I'll do it. Stop yelling. - Yeah! He's gonna do it.

- Yeah! He'll do it, Peg. - No... Shh! He's coming over.

I don't feel so good.

- What's he doin'? - Don't ask me. I can't see anything.

What is that?

Well, well, well, just the dog I was looking for.

Ah.

What are you, sick?

Oh, no, he's sick. Just throw up. You'll feel much better once you eat it.