Cars on the Road - First Season

Ivy, you don't have to do this.

Oh, I am doing it.

I've been hiding out in the woods way too long.

I've got to rinse off this old baggage, right through this ridiculous car wash.

Hey, mister, is this thing even safe?

It's a perfectly safe revitalization,

with a squirt of minty freshness to brighten your day.

- Shoot, I'll go with you. - And I'll catch you on the other side.

Not in the eyes. That's weird.

McQUEEN: Whoa!

Look at you! How do you feel?

Brand new and ready to roll.

Well, what about me?

Can't mess with perfection.

Hitting the highway, a couple of friends

With new adventures 'round every bend

Whether racing fast or getting towed

We're ever together, cars on the road

McQUEEN: Wow!

A whole lot of nothing out here.

Nothing? Are you kidding?

Speaking as a one-time hermit, I'm ready to soak it all up.

Blue skies, green fields, and new experiences.

See everything with fresh eyes.

She's right. We've gone numb to the simple pleasures.

What have we become?

What? Me? Numb? Jaded?

Hey, I celebrate life's simple pleasures.

I appreciate... Oh, jeez, it's a circus.

Just keep moving.

Whoa.

Whoop!

What's wrong with a circus anyway?

It's the... It's 'cause of the...

You're scared of clowns?

Come on. They're just plain adorable, is all.

Afraid of a few clowns.

- Jiminy Christmas. - Where's Ivy?

Hey, guys, up here! I got us seats.

Hurry!

Oh, well, too bad. No show today. Let's go.

Rare patrons! Now witness the dazzling spectacle

that is Circus Velocitas.

Whoa.

You will tremble before feats of derring-do,

gasp at impossible strength, followed by cheers and...

Wait. You'll cheer first, then, um...

Now, sit back! Shut up...

And behold the greatness!

Come on, babe. We finally get an audience and you're boring them to tears.

What? I'm not boring them. You're boring them.

It's okay, buddy. He's all way down there.