Honeybunnies (Kuudes kerta)

HUH HUH -FILMI PRESENTS

A FILM BY MAARIT LALLI

Imagine we're flies in our next life.

Watching ourselves from the ceiling.

Watching what we're doing.

What are you afraid of?

Ricky?

Tell me.

Talk to me. For once.

I don't know which I'm more afraid of;

that there's nothing after death or that there's something.

I don't think I could deal with all this all over again.

THE SIXTH TIME

I can't let you walk. You'll sneak off.

Good morning, Ira-Sofia and Luna!

How did your day start off? - Very well, thanks.

Let me take you.

You got an even better start with the weather.

Bye bye, Ira! - Bye!

Enjoy!

Hi, Mom. Where are you?

Hi, sweetie. Call me when you get out of school.

I'm at work, so I can't talk.

Okay? Kisses. Bye.

APARTMENT SHOWING

We had a normal morning.

We overslept.

I found your ring.

Alrighty.-

How are you? - I'm good, Dad.

When apartments sell, real estate agents are happy. - Right.

I've followed the subject all night.

The woman just appeared on the balcony with a male.

Take photos, send them to the client with an invoice.

Private Detective Lahti, Case Number 2 closed.

Hey!

What are you doing here?

What are you... - Quiet.

Or people will think I kidnap women from the street.

You make me come out in the daylight.

Drive around the block. Damn.

I've told you numerous times that you need professional help.

That's what I'm asking from you. - I mean mental health help.

Go to the Yrjönkatu Swimming Pool. She's there at the moment.

Report everything. I'll pay cash.

Hi. - Hi.

There's no water.

The refrigerator is broken.

Either they're renovating this building, -

or this collapsed infrastructure is -

a reflection of the state of your soul.

Did you pay the rent? - It's your turn.

I'll lie here and cry -

for another seven minutes. You don't have to react.

You sure? - Yeah. I'll take care of this.

Upstairs or downstairs? - Which has a better view?

What did you come here to look at? - I mean generally.

Here you swim, not look at people.

I'll come back another clay.

You bought me lunch and everything.

Next time is on me. - That'll be next year then.

We'll make this an annual tradition. - Sure.

Bye bye, darling. Take care. Bye! - Bye.

How are you? - I'm good!

It's so great to see you! - It sure is.

What car is that? - Isn't it nice?

It's very nice. - Alfa Romeo.

It's an Alfa Romeo. - Indeed.

So, where do you want to go? - Why don't you decide.

Be my guest.

Fuck. Shit.

Are you okay? - Fuck. Thanks, I'm okay.

Have we bumped into each other before? - We just did.

I mean, have we met before? Like, met met?

I wouldn't forget a baseball cap like that.

You're here to see the apartment? Ricky Kalin. - Annika.

Have you been apartment-hunting long?

A couple of weeks. - That's nothing.

Divorces are our number one, numero uno, niche.

You know what's the next biggest? - What?

Estates .

This is a pretty incredible apartment. - Yeah.

High ceilings. - Yeah.

Really big windows.

Guess what street that is.

Korkeavuorenkatu Street. But I guess you knew that.

You can see Pieni Roobertinkatu Street from the other window.

Where are the kitchen facilities?

Kitchen facilities? They're here on the left.

Well well.

You like cooking?

Err...

Are you familiar with gas stoves like this? - Yeah.

It's very efficient.

You can cook things really quick.

Like what? - Rice, pasta, potatoes.

I don't eat carbohydrates at the moment.

Eggs. Meat. Fish.

Sushi. Whatever you like.

I don't like anything raw myself. - Oh.

So you don't like oysters? - No. I can't swallow anything...

...that's alive? - Yeah.

That's interesting.

I never had trouble swallowing things that were alive.

Okay.

You have an info sheet -

about what renovations have been done in the building?

You're interested in... - In renovations.

Well, it's good to find out about them.

A pipe renovation was done 2011 - 2012.

Now I remember you.

Of course I remember you. You might've thought I didn't.

At my place that one night.

At your place? - Yes, at my place.

Sex without emotion. You got what you wanted.

I doubt either of us was looking for love.

That's it? - That's it.

Ricky Kalin.

Hi. Sure, I have a moment.

I'm in the Korkeavuorenkatu Street apartment.

But I'll be done soon. Just a moment.

Yeah, I think I'm done.

I'll see you there in fifteen minutes.

Okay.

Bye!

Client Number 3: Ulf Shostakovich.

Former Member of the European Parliament.

Married to Brita, his wife of ten years.

Thinks his wife is having an affair.

Doubts my abilities as a private detective.

He's not totally wrong, as the evidence is modest.

Did Brita marry Ulf for money? Is she fucking other men?

Do old people say "fuck" or "have sex"?

The case was interrupted because Mrs. Detective -

tripped over a real estate agent's sign.

Annika, Annika, where's your focus? Focus. Focus. Focus.

Mrs. Marple should admit -

she's having trouble getting this case going.

Brita, Brita, Brita. Remember to buy Brie and pears.

Vodka. Raw vodka.

Now it's fixed. - Fuck!

You have water again. - Okay.

Bye!

BULEVARDI REAL ESTATE

Hi. Sorry. Kaisa must've left already.

I'm late because we had trouble with the lights.

I'm so late. I ran for the tram but missed it.

Then I realized I hadn't eaten anything all clay. I'm starving.

I feel like I'm gonna pass out. Shit, there's no food here.

Thanks for the roses. They're really nice. - What?

Thanks for the roses. They're lovely.

You liked them, huh? - Yes, I did.

They were left over from a wedding gig I did.

There were, like, a thousand roses, so I sent them to all my friends.

He said it was his.

He said there was a Volvo hanging from a crane -

at some shipyard.

At a shipyard!

Be quiet.

We will be.

Ulf, read my lips.

In that photo, Brita and the man are going to do you know what.

This proves nothing.

Women and men walk arm in arm all the time. That's equality.

That's why I was elected to parliament in 1966.

I wanted to promote equality between the sexes.

Finland is not France or Italy, dammit.

In France or Italy this would be a clear case. Walking arm in arm.

I told you I can't accept your case.

You're my godfather. We're too close.

Brita will realize at some point I'm following her.

That would be embarrassing.

I know you just started your company.

You have to work hard for your clients. - Fine.

Why does Brita keep seeing Mikkis? He's my old buddy.

Maybe she's maintaining your friendships because you're too busy.

Could you go to her hairdresser's undercover?

I'll find out when she has an appointment.

Your hair could use some work.

Excuse me, but do you look after yourself at all?

Oh, I do.

Whose idea was it to meet in a champagne bar?

In the middle of downtown in broad daylight.

People will recognize me.

Your check, here you are.

It was your idea.

Will this wine give me a tan like yours? Should I open it now?

Is this where you hiked? - Yes. Camino de Santiago.

You actually hiked the pilgrimage route?

Did you go with a group of people? - No, by myself.

That's the thing a man who's getting married should do.

You look so good. Tanned and slim.

I can't believe it! What happened to you?

You look fantastic. Welcome back.

How can you look so pure and innocent?

You look lovely! Look at him. - I'm looking. I want his tan.

Get a spray tan.

You'll go to a small room and spread your arms.

A beautician will spray you.

Then you'll spread your butt cheeks. - Seriously?