Leroy & Stitch

- Aloha. - Aloha.

Today the Galactic Council assembles to honour Lilo and Stitch,

who have successfully captured all 625 of Jumba's genetic experiments,

turned them from bad to good, and found each a place where it can belong.

To recognise the completion of their task,

the Galactic Council will bestow the following rewards...

You hear that, Jumba? We're gonna get prizes.

Dr. Jumba Jookiba, we hereby return the confiscated key to your laboratory.

With old lab back, evil possibilities are infinite!

Agent Wendy Pleakley...

we hereby offer you the chair of Earth Studies at the GACC.

Galactic Alliance Community College? Yes!

As for Stitch,

you are hereby offered a commission as captain of the Galactic Armada

and commander of its new flagship the BRB-9000.

- BRB. - What's BRB stand for?

Big Red Battleship!

Finally, Lilo Pelekai, you shall become our first Earth ambassador

and return to Kauai to be the experiments' sole caretaker.

You mean Jumba and Pleakley and Stitch aren't coming home?

Stitch wants to come back to Kauai. Right, Stitch?

Kauai. Yeah.

Maybe everybody wants to go back?

- Right. Of course. - Right.

Don't you have something to say?

Oh, yeah, right. I'm wishing to go back to stinky water planet

and share bunk bed with bossy one-eyed noodle.

Is this your final decision?

- Absolutely. - I suppose. Or maybe...

Then so be it.

Now that we're done catching experiments, we can do whatever we want.

I want to finish my logbook.

It's got a picture of every experiment, in the one place they belong.

What do you want to do, Stitch?

Scale model of Big Red Battleship. Impressive.

- Where are you taking the microwave? - Without evil genius lab,

Jumba must energise genetic experiments with primitive Earth popcorn maker.

You know, the microwave oven was invented by Dr Percy Spencer.

Ah, who cares?

If you were a student at GACC you'd care cos it would be on the final exam.

- And what do we call this, class? - Breakfast?

Specifically, grain-based flakes immersed in bovine gland extract.

I'm off to work. Oh, Pleakley.

I need you to fix Lilo's skirt for hula class.

Only if you answer this extra credit question correctly.

Where did the native Hawaiian hula dance originate?

- Uh, Hawaii? - Very good, Nani!

If you were attending GACC, I'd move you to the head of the class.

Blitznak!

Without the reserve engines, this ship is stupid and useless.

- Just like you. - Who am I kidding?

You're right. I couldn't hold on to a single one of those experiments.

You still got me, your faithful sandwich-making pal.

Yes. I noticed the little Earth girl never captured you.

I guessed the one place I belonged was with my blubber-butt buddy Gantu.

- Maybe that was my problem all along. - What? Your blubber butt?

Gantu?

So, we're taking the old two-man shuttle, huh?

Hey, you want I should fix a picnic lunch for the trip?

There's only room for two on the two-man shuttle, me and Dr Hamsterviel.

- I'm breaking him out of prison. - What?

This is my last chance to redeem myself. If I succeed, my future is secured.

What about my future? How am I supposed to pay the bills?

Why not make sandwiches? It's all you're good at.

- Maybe I will! - Fine.

You're gonna miss my egg salad!

Not enough mayonnaise and too much dill weed.

What did you call me?

Primitive Earth science.

Jumba, what was your old lab like?

Galaxy Defence Industries.

State-of-art genetic accelerator. Endless uburnium energy supply.

Everything little boy Jumba ever dreamed of having in evil genius laboratory!

But popcorn power is good too.

Welcome, students, to Earthiana 101.

Quiet, class. Quiet! Plooka, spit out that gum!

Lenlu, stop playing with your antenna.

- Pleakley. - Aah! Oh, Lilo!

Don't pay any attention to me.

I wasn't pretending to be a professor of Earth Studies,

just like I dreamed of since before I could walk on three legs.

Not at all! I was just brushing my tongues!

BRB.

Scrump, have I ever told you the story of the Lonely Rooster?

Once there was a rooster named Pancake.

He was lonely. So he went to the beach to make friends.

He made friends with a shell named Paula and an empty can of soda named Jimmy

and a piece of a broken surfboard named Steve.

They were good friends and had fun playing together.

But then one day a big wave splashed over the whole beach

and washed Paula and Jimmy and Steve away.

Pancake was sad that his friends were gone.

But Pancake was never lonely again, because he could always remember them.

The end.

Lilo, are you OK?

Scrump and I are getting used to the way things used to be.

- So, you're letting them go. - They'll say they want to stay,

but it's just because they don't want me to be sad.

They'll be OK without me, right?

Oh, Lilo. You're showing so much aloha spirit letting them go.

And the aloha you give will always come back to you. It's like a circle.

Aloha means hello, but it also means goodbye.

- It's hard to say goodbye. - I know, baby.

Goodbye, laundry! Goodbye, dirty dishes!

Goodbye, dust bunnies. Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye!

Nani says that letting you go shows aloha spirit,

and that the aloha you give will always come back to you.

Interesting theory but scientifically impossible.

I'm estimating 23 percent aloha is lost in giving process.

You know, aloha is one of those Earth concepts I never did understand.

Come, Pleakley. What is in here, bricks?

Concrete, adobe, terra cotta... You name the brick, it's in there.

My students are sure to find them fascinating.

Jumba, you belong back in your real evil genius laboratory.

But if you're ever missing Kauai, you can play this.

It's my favourite Elvis record.

Pleakley, you belong at Galactic Alliance Community College

teaching Earth stuff to aliens.

That's why I'm giving you this rock. Here it's just a dumb old paperweight,

but out there it'll be a dumb old paperweight from another planet.

I'll keep it with me always.

And, Stitch, you belong...

I'll miss you too.

But you belong out in space, catching bad guys with the Big Red Battleship.

This is a very special necklace.

I kept it hidden in a sock for three years.

It's Ku Tiki, the god of strength. Promise to never take it off?

- Promise. - You're number 626.

Name: Stitch.

Aloha.

Aloha.

Don't worry, Dr Hamsterviel, your escape will soon be complete.

What do you mean "complete"?

You haven't even broken me out of my cell!

Then who is this?

That's the warden's gerbil, you nearsighted fish stick!

He looks just like you.

Security command, release portal 7.

Run! Run!

And put down that gerbil!

I brought you a little surprise.

- What is it? - An Earth souvenir.

They call it an aloha lei. It symbolises...

Excellent! I'm starving!

Wait! You're not supposed to...

Never mind.

Aloha.

Captain Stitch. The Council has received...

- You have coconut cake on your uniform. - Oh. Sorry.

The Council has received a security alert.

With the aid of former Captain Gantu,

Dr Jacques von Hamsterviel has escaped from prison.

This is your first mission as captain of the Galactic Armada.

Seek out and capture Dr Hamsterviel.

It will also be the maiden voyage of...

...the BRB-9000.

- BRB fuelling complete. - Hatchway secure.

Captain has arrived in the bay.

Oh! Big Red...

He went in through the air manifold.

Captain on the...

...ceiling? - Big Red, Big Red, Big Red!

Hyperdrive activated...

Captain, you're certain you want to engage the H-drive in the spaceport?

Well, he's certainly enthusiastic.

Is there anything else I can get for you?

Why, yes. You could give me a great big pinch to wake me up!

I've got a huge corner office,

a complete set of the Encyclopaedia Earthiana, my very own walk-in closet,

the keys to the college carpool van,

and galaxy-wide fame as the greatest Earth expert ever!

- Is that a real Earth rock? - Why, yes. Yes, it is.

You've actually been to Earth? You must tell me everything.

Of course. But you will have to wait for my first lecture,

"Perspectives on Earthiana: A One-Eyed View."

Lecture? You don't give lectures.

I don't?

Oh. Well, then, in my first class you can always...

And you don't have classes either. You're a supervising professor.

That's why you get this great stuff.

The office, the encyclopaedias, your own walk-in closet and wardrobe.

Oh, right.

Could we take a look at that new wardrobe?

Jumba's evil scientist laboratory is just as I left it!

So many wonderful memories of evil experimentation,

ending with disgrace, arrest and imprisonment,

but still wonderful memories.

So much new evil to be done.

Where to begin? Antiaircraft lollipops? Permanently stinky bedroom slippers?

Or perhaps device to stop evil genius talking to self.

Silly Jumba.

It's rounds time, Scrump.

I used to do it with Stitch, but you can help me instead.

We just check to make sure that all Stitch's cousins

are still happy in the one place they belong.

I lai la ua i la

No mala hini ohana

Welcome, cousins

Come on by

Aloha, e komo mai