Phir Kabhi

I've done nothing.

I aIready toId you to keep the news papers in it's pIace.

But you never keep the things on their pIace.

KamIa, you keep staring at the phone aII the time.

You better change that habit.

Ma'am, I can't do it on my own. PIease heIp me out.

Buy me a mobiIe phone. That wouId be aII.

So that your sweetheart won't stop caIIing you?

Get me one with the hands-free. I'II hear him out as weII as..

..I'II be ready to serve you.

Get on with the work.

It's not expensive. Incoming free.

HeIp thy feIIow human beings, and God shaII heIp you.

HeIp me on the ground fIoor, you'II find heIp on the upperfIoor.

I didn't know watching TV heIps you pass the exams.

Why don't youjust Iock your books in the cupboard?

I'm fed up of this packing business.

Life wouId've been much easier if I had a IittIe heIp.

Why did you start packing? You couId've waited for me.

I'm an expert. Practice. Got Ioads of experience.

I keep shuttIing between my parents and yours..

Right? Come on, Ieave that to me.

I'm here to make your Iife easier.

Divya, your Iife too can become easier if you want.

If I get myseIf transferred in this city. AII right.

StiII I'II be doing a Iot of packing.

We make a wonderfuI coupIe. The onIy chiId to our parents.

The onIy difference being that I'm a woman.

So, teII me, how do they handIe..

..this kind of situation in America?

In America? There you go.

Maybe, this is the way. It's what we do, right?

Maintenance foryour parents and this is for mine.

I need a raise this time. Disturbance aIIowance.

Okay. And ask father not to come to the airport.

It gets reaIIy coId out there.

Sorry. He'II get cranky and then I'II have..

..to convince him as if I'm his grandma.

Thanks, Divya.

Ticket and passport are Iying there.

Don't forget to take it.

You murder EngIish Ianguage on every given day.

It's better if you work with equaI vigour.

Grandma. -Yes?

Grandpa is smoking sneakiIy. Come on, Iet's go.

Come on. - Sona, don't rush, dear.

OId woman Iikes to preen and jump around.

OId mare getting eIectric shocks.

Open your mouth. -Why? You want to see the universe?

Yes, in its gaseous state.

AII right. BIess you.

No.

Hey, but I'd seen him.

HoId on, Grandma. One second.

We've seen the universe. Every secret's reveaIed.

I have known everything. You must understand one thing too.

You're getting oId.

This habit wiII push you faster towards oId age.

Why don't you mind your business, you oId hag?

Sona. - Grandma.

OId is goId, that's why it's soId.

NewfowI nine days, oId fowI hundred days.

What are you muttering? - Nothing.

I'm not going to the airport in the morning. -Why?

I'm not going. CanceIIed. I had to inform you, so, I did it.

You were so excited about going there. CanceIIed?

The worId won't cease to exist if I won't go, right?

No.

I must get up earIy in the morning if I have to go.

You wiII set the aIarm so that I can get up earIy.

But you won't arrange forthe green signaI. - Green signaI?

Cigarette. I can't reIieve myseIf if I don't smoke.

If I couIdn't reIieve myseIf then it's not a catastrophe..

..but I might reIieve myseIf on my way.

You are too much. - No one cares. No one wiII.

No one cares about my stomach.

AII right, you wiII sIeep soundIy now.

You'II know whatever I had gone through on my way.

Oh, God.

I neverthought we'II give so much space to each other..

..that we'II have to Iive a worId apart.

The worId? -Yes.

From India to America.

I aIways wanted us to be together.

We are, aren't we?

Lakshmi.

Lakshmi.

Lakshmi? Lakshmi?

Hey? Lakshmi?

Lakshmi?

Lakshmi?

Hey?

Lakshmi?

Lakshmi?

You won't take any more Ieaves.

Go. Work is important.

I'II take care of everything. Go. - Okay.

Where's the watch?

Lakshmi, where's my watch..

What's wrong, Grandpa?

Where is.. my watch?

Grandpa, you must take care of yourthings.

Don't forget.

Is your name there in the paper or what?

Yes. -Yes?

Yes? -What yes?

You teII me. Is this a newtune?

See the paper, you fooI. - Okay. HoId on.

Sorry. I am reaIIy sorry. I think she'II say it right away.

When are you coming to pick me up from the dance cIass?

Right away. MiAmore!

Oh, no.

Get down. Get down. - I won't.

I won't get down untiI I teach you a Iesson.

Your car is nothing but a smoke-beIching machine.

Your car horn bIares aII the time.

We've traveIIed four kiIometres..

..I've been asking you to stop doing it.

But you have been so arrogant.

I wouIdn't be arguing with you if you hadn't tried to act smart.

What a Iousy day this is turning into.

Why did I run into Mr. PoIIution ControI?

Get down, otherwise I'II have to puII your Iegs.

This kind of stretching is not advised in this oId age.

I'm not an oId man. You wiII make me stretch.

You want to see howtaII I am? - Hey.

What are you doing? - I am a taII man.

You're fIabbergasted because I'm a taII man.

Look at my card. Here..

No, this is temporary.

Here it is. I'm the president of Anti PoIIution CIub.

You'II get a shock of your Iife if you see this.

Father, take this. This contains aII the documents..

..reIated to your wife.

Go with someone tiII the registrar's office.

Listen, Sonia is preparing today's Iunch. Don't be Iate.

Come on, teII me your Iicence number.

Where is my card? Yes, here it is.

TeII me the number. - Put yourfoot down.

Put yourfoot down. - TeII me the number.

I have got an appointment with the MLA. Come on.

Forget about the number. Why don't you keep my card? Okay?

Hari, I promise you. I'II deaI with him Iater.

I promise you, guys, I won't spare him.

I have an appointment with MLA right now..

..otherwise, I wouId have..

Hari, want a ride on my scooter?

No?

I'm going to meet the MLA.

I won't spare that cabbie.

''Everyone enjoys reading Ietters.''

''Everyone enjoys reading Ietters.''

Mr. Hari Singh, it's good I met you here.

Here's your Ietter. - My Ietter?

One can't make two mistakes at the same time.

The name and address both are right. Here.

''Oh, man!''

'The sender aIways writes his name at the end of the Ietter.'

'I've written it at the beginning.'

'Ganga.'

'We went to the same schooI. Raja Raghunath High SchooI.'

'I've read about your wife's demise in the paper.'

'That's where I got your address.'

'I didn't throw away that paper.'

'I can't teII you why.'

''Oh, man!''

I wiII be back by next Saturday, Father.

Bye, Mama.

Servants bring gIory to their masters.

Servants save the faces of their masters.

Buy me a mobiIe.

Keep an eye on her. See that she takes care of grandpa.

Bye.

I have received a Ietter. From Ganga.

Why are you aIways in a hurry?

Because my husband is getting oId.

Where's the mango chutney?

You mustn't have prepared it.

It took me ages to teach you howto make chutney.

But you don't make it.

Ganga makes it reaI speciaI. I haven't got any chance.

You shouIdn't drink water whiIe having Iunch.

PIease Iisten to me. I won't be with you aIways.

Grandpa, hasn't she served you Iunch yet?

KamIa! KamIa!

What are you doing? You haven't served him a meaI yet.

Hurry up!

Come on.

Come on, stud of Spain.

Hey.

I wiII get you this time. - Tired?

FeeIing the pain, are you? Come on.

I wiII get you this time.

Come on. Come on, you fooI!

Why don't you use this wood?

Why don't you use this wood?

You shouId use this wood.

It's reaIIy a good day. Thank God, I met you here.

Otherwise, I wouId have had to come to your house.

You know, there's a Ietterforyou.