City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly's Gold

Hi, Curly.

Remember me, Mitch Robbins?

I was on your last cattle drive.

Remember, we birthed that calf together?

How ya been?

I'm sorry, that's a stupid thing to say.

I mean, 'cause, you know, I mean, why get into that?

Why depress you?

Anyway, I think about you a lot.

You changed my whole life.

You were right, cowboy, one thing, just one thing.

City folk!

I buried him alive.

Hello!

Yes!

Hi, Ma.

- (chuckling) It's September 8th, 1952.

We were driving back from your Aunt Marsha's,

my water breaks, your father jumps the divider

of the Sawmill River Parkway and races

me to Doctor's Hospital, and at 5:16. (laughs)

Out you came, oh, happy birthday, darling.

I can't believe you're 40. (sobs)

Oh, I'm overcome talking about it.

- Hi, Dad. - Hi, boy.

Happy birthday! - Thanks, how are ya?

Oh, I got a cyst on my testicle.

Here's your mother.

Don't worry, he's fine.

So, how does it feel to be 40?

Actually, Mom, I feel great.

Why, what's the matter?

Ma, he's fine, he's never been better.

Oh, you're there, too, hmm?

Hi, Barbara.

Well, listen, you two.

Leo, Leo!

The dog needs to go out.

Leo!

Oh, he's impossible.

I'm gonna have to have him neutered.

She means the dog.

Hey, stop that!

Oh, I've gotta go, he's peeing on the carpet!

She means Dad.

Leo, Leo, Leo!

Bye, Mom.

Oh, bye, angel, birthday boy, oh.

Bye!

- Happy birthday, honey. - Thanks.

What a nightmare.

They're your parents.

- Oh, no, no, no, not them, I had a nightmare.

There was...

But I don't wanna talk about it.

I don't wanna talk about it because today

is my birthday, the big 4-0. (grunts)

And I feel good, I really feel great.

I feel good, yes.

Nurse, nurse, today is my birthday.

I'd like to look at the ocean, please.

Thank you.

I'm 40, and, you know what, it's to so terrible.

And there's no surprise party, right?

Please, no surprise party.

Because Abe Goodman's wife threw him a surprise party,

he walked in, they yelled "surprise,"

and he said, "I got a bigger surprise,

"I'm having a heart attack."

Abe Goodman weighed 400 pounds.

Yeah, who you telling?

I was a pall bearer.

I helped carry the camper he was buried in.

- No surprise party, just dinner and the movies,

you, me, and the kids, and then both of the kids

are gonna sleep over at my sister's.

And you and I will have the whole house to ourselves,

all night long.

That's my present to you.

Can I open my present now?

Tonight.

- But look, the little man wants to go to the parade.

Save your strength.

You'll need it.

I love it up here.

I'm so glad we moved out of the city.

Morning.

Good morning!

Work is good.

I'm just not pushing time anymore.

I mean, I'm the boss now, and I like it.

Morning. - Morning.

Woo!

You wanna turn back?

Oh, come on, let's go!

Come on, Norman, how you gonna get into a bathing suit?

I mean, look at you, you weigh 800 pounds,

and don't tell me Thigh Master.

You are so out of shape.

I mean, I'm 40, and you're one, and look at you.

You're like this big tub of veal or something.

Hey!

Stay in your lane.

Why'd you bump me for, Norman?

I'm the guy who saved your life.

I mean, if it wasn't for me, you'd be 100 wallets.

Okay, we're back.

I'm Dr. Jeffrey Sanborn.

Emotional pain is as real as physical pain.

Just because you can't see a wound on an X-ray

doesn't mean it isn't there.

Remember, I feel your pain.

If you wanna talk to me about anything, call 555-HELP.

All right, we're on the phone now

with Kenny from New Jersey.

Kenny.

- Hey, Mitch. - Thanks for waiting.

That's all right.

Now, Kenny, you were telling me

that you get extremely depressed at night.

Well, that's when the clothes

in my closet come alive.

Excuse me?

Well, not really.

It's just, nighttime is when I'm alone, and my mind just-

I understand.

- I pretend they're friends who come over.

- Are these men's clothes or women's clothes?

- No, I don't have women's clothes.

They're all men's clothes.

- None at all. - None.

Oh, Mitch.

Hi, Lois, don't forget we have

a big sales meeting in 10 minutes.

I want to talk to you about Phil.

I know.

- Nobody said anything when you gave your friend

your old job even though he never had a day's experience

in radio or sales-

I know.

Because you're the boss, but you said

you were going to let him go two months ago.

I know.

He's costing the station money.

It takes a while.

Look, he's in his office now, he'd trying his best.

He's been through a tough time.

He's getting cleaned out in his divorce.

He's just down right now.

Then why are you are taking him

to the convention in Las Vegas?

They'll charge you for excess baggage.

You can't keep putting this off.

Lois, today is my birthday.

Do you know what your present to me is?

Not to talk to you about this anymore?

Thank you, it's just what I wanted!

- Okay, we're back now with Kenny from New Jersey.

Kenny, the women that you meet,

do they say things that make you feel they don't like you?

Well, it's not anything that they say.

It's just an overall feeling I get that they're.

- Mm hmm, what, Kenny, what do you get?

Are you there, Kenny?

Oh, I.

Kenny, are you all right?

Are the clothes in your closet coming to life?

Kenny?

What's happening?

Wrong number.

Kenny, speak to me.

Kenny has to go.

He's cooking breakfast for his underwear.

Who is this?

I'm a pair of his socks.

You're calling the station psychiatrist

when you're supposed to be working?

Well, it's free.

Do you know what psychiatry costs?

Anyway, this guy is helping me.

Helping you?

Phil, last year, this guy was doing our traffic reports

from a helicopter, and, if this doesn't work,

he's gonna be the movie critic.

What's going on?

You were doing so much better.

I'm thinking of going back with Arlene.

What, are you serious?

I'm not even sure she'd take me back,

but maybe if I could talk- - Phil, Phil, Phil, Phil,

think about what you're saying.

Going back to Arlene is like breaking back into Alcatraz.

I mean, you were miserable with Arlene.

Yeah, but I wasn't lonely.

Why don't you come home with me tonight?

It's my birthday, we're gonna go out.