Eureka

Thank you.

Morning, sheriff.

Maple bar and Vinspresso to go?

Am I that predictable?

I would say "consistent."...

Don't they look happy?

- Zane. - Carter.

That's nice.

So...

You're back together.

- We're working on it. - Congratulations.

Maybe now he'll stop giving you the stink eye.

Well, he's still having some issues

with our, matrix relationship.

Yeah. So is Allison.

Like that would ever happen in the real world, right?

I know, right?

Okay, so... I gotta head back to GD.

Warren Hughes is coming from D.O.D. Human Resources.

I love that little guy. Say hi for me.

Or you can tell him yourself.

He's conducting reviews of all the Astraeus crew members

to ensure they're fit to return to work at GD.

- And the fun never stops. - Yeah.

So you and I, we're... We're good, right?

Yeah.

No more weirdness?

No.

Good.

That was weird.

Here you go, sheriff. And...

Looks like Zane forgot his sunglasses.

I'll give 'em to him.

Nice shades, ponch.

Jackass.

Who gave you the authority to reactivate

the matrix mainframe?

- Shut it down. - Yes, director.

I want this thing dismantled and locked in the vault.

D.O.D. orders.

Fargo, hang on. I did.

I just began restoring the corrupted files

to analyze the program code.

That program killed Dr. Marten.

I want it mothballed.

Yeah, I get that, man.

We all miss her.

But maybe understanding what happened

would give you, I don't know, some sense of closure.

Isn't that what Holly would want?

Holly's gone. And I want that thing gone... today.

Come on.

Make sure the crew's medical files

are ready for review.

Okay, Dr. Blake.

I don't think I'm gonna make lunch today.

Yeah. Jo told me Warren's in town.

Yes. And everything must go smoothly.

People's jobs rely on it.

So no pressure, then.

I just want to get through this

and get everything back to normal.

Yeah.

So you were with Jo today?

Actually, she was with Zane.

And is with Zane, 'cause we're in the real world.

You know? But I might have to talk to her from time to time.

Of course you will.-...

My favorite couple!

Warren!

Well...

I heard about your ordeal.

Terrible loss, Dr. Marten. I'm very sorry.

Thank you. It was a shock to all of us,

well, I don't want to add to your stress,

so I'll keep these evaluations as casual as possible.

Think recreation therapy, not inquisition.

Okay.

Well, I think the Astraeus crew

will appreciate that.

I'm breezy.

But in case things don't go well,

sheriff, I'll need you to handle the redactions.

That doesn't sound "breezy."

Well, let's get started.

Good luck.

Warren, this is Dr. Fowler,

the Astraeus crew's particle physicist.

Thank you for seeing me first, Mr. Hughes.

I get test anxiety.

No need, Dr. Fowler.

You must be glad to be getting back to normal life

after your ordeal.

Definitely.

I'm getting used to reality again,

and I was able to apply one of my virtual breakthroughs

to my work here.

Take a look.

Steak! This is gonna be a good experiment.

I calculated the wave functions necessary

to transport organic material across space-time

using quantum entanglement.

Safety goggles, please.

- Well... - Okay...

Here we go.

- Very impressive. - Yeah,

but who'd want to eat it now?

I mean, you don't know where it's been.

How does the reconstructed tissue

compare to the original?

Darn near identical.

We're still working out a few minor issues.

Look out! Look out!

Sheriff, are you all right?

I'll never eat burgers again.

I don't know what happened.

All the other tests went perfectly.

Can I get a towel?

Clean it up and run a diagnostic.

Dr. Fargo...

Clearly, Dr. Fowler rushed his work

in order to impress me.

Work he developed when he was jacked into the program.

- Yes... - This accident was

a direct result of his trauma!

So he's redacted pending further evaluation.

Redacted?

I'm very sorry.

Now, Dr. Fargo, I have something special planned

for your review.

I think I'm deaf.

This is my evaluation?

Yes. I found that recreation therapy

helps people to relax and open up.

And your file says that laser tag is

a favorite activity.

Well, I did Captain the Eureka team

that schooled Los Alamos three years running.

Excellent.

Shall we start, then?

Bring it.

I told you I needed things to go smoothly today.

I didn't explode the tenderloin.

And, man, what a waste!

Well, your eardrums aren't ruptured.

I think you'll be fine.

Well, except I was gonna enjoy my day with you,

and now I'm stuck with Jo doing... redactions.

Well, maybe I'll have to keep you under observation

for a little longer.

You know, just to be on the safe side.

Right. Right.

Is this where it hurts?

So how's your health?

Any changes in diet?

Appetite?

Sleep pattern?

No, no, and no!

- It was this side too. - Yeah?

Yeah, it was both for sure. It was... yeah.

I like medicine.

Jack!

Jack, what are you doing?

What the frak?

EUREKA S05 Ep05 - Jack of All Trades

My God!

Here you go.

- Is he okay? - Jack!

What? No. How did I get here?

In... in here?

You came down here after the lab accident.

- Remember? - No.

Where's Warren?

He's doing Fargo's evaluation. Why?

I'm Fargo!

Okay, you know what,

that explosion was bigger than we thought.

We need to check your head.

- No time. I need to find me! - Jack!

Jack! I heard gunfire.

What the hell happened?

I don't know. Jack just lost it.

- Carter did this? - Yes.

- We have to find him. - No, no, no.

He left the gun here.

He needs medical attention. I will handle it.

No weirdness. Yeah, right.

What just happened?

You got schooled is what happened, Dr. Fargo.

What? Fargo?

My God. It's my worst nightmare.

I'm your worst nightmare.

I expected more from the laser tag team Captain.

No, no, no, no, no. This isn't happening.

Perhaps you're not as ready to lead

as you thought, Dr. Fargo.

That's right, I'm Fargo.

And I'm good and definitely leader material.

Then defend yourself!

Now, that's more like it!