All Dogs Go to Heaven

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Itchy,

a few more degrees to the left!

Now!

Tap!

No, no! Your other left!

That's it!

Keep coming, keep coming!

You're almost through!

YOW...

ITCHY, WHAT IS IT?

IDGI...IDGI...HO...

ARE YOU OK?

IDGI...HOW...

WELL, DON'T STOP NOW.

HI...YEE...IDIHOMINEE...

AH...AH...CHOO!

TERRIFIC.

I'M SORRY, BOSS.

I GOT DIRT IN MY NOSE.

DI...DI...OW...

YOU GOING TO DO IT AGAIN?

DOH...STAND BACK.

I...EEE...

FEEL...ANOTHER...

EEE...EEE...

AH-CHOO!

ITCHY, YOU'RE A GENIUS!

THANKS, BOSS.

I'M GLAD TO SEE YOU. WHERE ARE YOU?

OW! WHAT WAS THAT?

ADGA--OOH. IT'S A PIPE.

HERE I AM, CHARLIE.

YOU OK?

SHH! SHH! SHH! I'M OK.

WHERE ARE YOU?

AAH! NO! PUT THAT OUT.

WHAT, ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?

I'M SO SORRY, BOSS, BUT THE PIPE--

HERE, LET ME TRY THIS.

I THINK THAT MIGHT BE A WATER MAIN.

NO, CHARLIE. WATER MAINS ARE GREEN.

THIS IS RED.

YOU'RE COLORBLIND. YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN COLORBLIND.

THAT'S TRUE, BUT THIS IS GREEN.

IT'S RED.

RED?

RED?

BUSTED WATER MAIN!

HIT THE LIGHTS!

CALL COMMAND CENTRAL!

OOH! LOOK OUT!

SHINE THE LIGHT OVER THERE!

NO, OVER THERE!

AAH! ITCHY!

OH, WHOA!

WHOA!

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!

SORRY, CHARLIE. I THINK--

DON'T THINK! FROM NOW ON,I'LLTHINK!

MY STUFF!

FORGET THE STUFF! I'LL BUY YOU MORE STUFF!

WAIT! MY DRILL!

OH, COME ON!

OOH! ITCHY.

NOT NOW! DON'T--

DON'T! NOT NOW!

UH! UH!

I CAN'T HELP IT, CHARLIE. I ITCH WHEN I'M NERVOUS!

WELL, DON'T BE NERVOUS.

JUST SCRATCH THIS.

IT'S NOT WORTH IT BEING WITH YOU!

PULL THIS! PULL THIS!

AH, PULL THIS.

YAH! WHOA!

JUST A MINUTE!

ARE YOU OK?

COME ON!

Itchy: YOU'RE SUCH A GROUCH!

Itchy: YOU'RE SUCH A GROUCH!

ON YOUR MARKS...

GET SET...

AND THEY'RE OFF!

IT'S A SPECTACULAR LINE-UP

WITH MIGHTY MORRIS TAKING AN EARLY LEAD.

RAT O' WAR IS SECOND BY A HEAD,

AND SECRETARY RAT TRAILS BY A HALF.

WHAT AN AMAZING RACE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

OUT OF THE TURN, IT'S MIGHTY MORRIS,

WITH RAT O' WAR CHARGING UP FROM BEHIND.

IN THE SECOND TURN,

MIGHTY MORRIS AND RAT O' WAR FIGHT IT OUT

WHILE SQUAD CAR TRAILS THE PACK.

NOW IT'S RAT O' WAR BY A NOSE.

SECRETARY RAT IS SECOND BY A HEAD,

WITH MIGHTY MORRIS BACK AT THIRD--BUT WAIT.

SQUAD CAR IS MAKING HIS MOVE IN THE REAR.

HE TRIES TO THE RIGHT. HE TRIES TO THE LEFT.

BUT IT'S NO GOOD, FOLKS.

IT'S RAT-EAT-RAT OUT THERE,

AND THEY'RE JUST NOT GONNA LET HIM THROUGH.

BUT WHAT'S THIS? SQUAD CAR'S COMING THROUGH THE MIDDLE.

OH! HE'S CAUGHT IN A PINCH!

OH, MY GOSH! BUT NOW HE'S CLIMBING OUT,

AND HE'S RIDING ON TOP OF CHEEZEWHIZ!

AND INTO THE LOOP-THE-LOOP, IT'S SQUAD CAR ON CHEEZEWHIZ

BRINGING UP THE REAR AS THEY ENTER THE OIL SLICK.

OH! OH, MY GOSH! LOOK OUT!

WHAT'S THIS?

SQUAD CAR PLAYING HOPSCOTCH IN THE BACK STRETCH.

SIXTH! FIFTH! FOURTH! THIRD!

I DON'T BELIEVE IT!

INTO THE OBSTACLE, SQUAD CAR TAKES THE LEAD!

SO IT'S SQUAD CAR BY A LENGTH,

RAT O' WAR SECOND BY A HEAD, CHEEZEWHIZ MOVING INTO THIRD.

BUT WAIT A MINUTE! HE'S...HE'S...HE'S...

HE'S STUCK! SQUAD CAR IS STUCK. WHAT A NIGHTMARE!

IT'S SQUAD CAR BY A TAIL.

OH, MY GOSH!

LOOK OUT!

WHAT'S THIS?

IT'S SQUAD CAR SPRINGING TO THE FINISH!

WHAT AN INCREDIBLE RACE!

SQUAD CAR, RAT RACE'S SHORTEST LONG SHOT,

TAKES THE ROSES IN THE UPSET OF THE WEEK.

WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED?

BUT DON'T GO AWAY, FOLKS.

WE'VE GOT MORE ACTION COMING UP.

IF YOU ASK ME,

I THINK THE HOUSE IS RIGGED.

THAT DOES IT FOR ME.

I'M BUSTED.

Announcer: THIS WILL BE ONE

TO TELL YOUR GRANDPUPPIES ABOUT.

HEE HEE! I WIN!

HEE HEE! I WIN!

HERE YOU GO.

OOH! BAD MEAT!

WHAT'S THE ODDS ON TERRIBLE TOM?

TERRIBLE.

WELL, THEN, GIVE ME LARGE MIKE TO WIN.

LARGE MIKE TO WIN!

NO MARKERS, TAILPIPE.

COME BACK WHEN YOU GOT SOME FOOD.

AND THEY'RE OFF!

IT'S A RAT-EAT-RAT WORLD OUT THERE

AS LARGE MIKE TAKES THE LEAD--

HI, GUYS!

WHAT DO YOU KNOW? WHAT DO YOU SAY?

WHAT DO YOU SAY? WHAT DO YOU KNOW?

ITCHY, DO WE DETECT A LOOK OF SURPRISE HERE?

MAYBE WE SHOULD GO OUT AND COME BACK IN AGAIN.

HA HA HA HA!

CHARLIE?

AIN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE ON DEATH ROW?

NO, I AIN'T SUPPOSED TO BE ON DEATH ROW.

I GOT HIM OUT.

# THINGS HAVE CHANGED, CHARLI E, SINCE YOU'VE BEEN GONE #

# # LIFE HASN'T BEE N NO PIECE OF CAKE #

CARFACE AIN'T BEEN TREATIN' US TOO GOOD.

# THINGS ARE TOUGH, BUT WE CARRY ON #

# COULD YOU SPARE A COUPLE OF BONES #

# # FOR OLD TIMES' SAKE? #

WHY SETTLE FOR BONES

WHEN YOU CAN HAVE THE WHOLE BAKE?

CHARLIE, YOU HIT THE JACKPOT!

THAT-A BOY, CHARLIE.

I'M PROUD OF YOU.

CHARLIE, TELL THEM!

# OH, YOU CAN'T KEEP A GOOD DOG DOWN #

NO, SIR!

# NO, YOU CAN'T KEEP A GOOD DOG DOWN #

# I'VE SEEN THAT'S PAIN AND HURT # RIGHT.

# I'VE EATEN DIRT # THAT'S TRUE.

# IT'S HARD TO BUY #

# BUT EVEN I'VE BEEN JILTED BY A SKIRT #

HE LIES.

# LOOK HOW I'M STILL AROUND #

HA HA!

# 'CAUSE YOU CAN'T KE EP A GOOD DOG DOWN #

# YOU CAN'T KEEP A GOOD DOG DOWN #

NO, YOU CAN'T.

# YOU CAN'T KEEP A GOOD DOG DOWN #

PREACH IT, BROTHER!

# I'VE BEEN BOUGHT AND SOLD #

# # HE'S BEEN WARM AND COLD #

# # BUT 10 TO 1, I'LL STILL BE RUNNING RACKETS #

# # WHEN I'M OLD! #

# NOT IN SOME CAGE IN THE CITY POUND #

# 'CAUSE YOU CAN'T KEEP A GOOD DOG #

# CAN'T KEEP A GOOD #

# I SAY, YOU CAN'T KEEP A GOOD DOG DOWN #

IN HIM'S THE LUCK OF THE IRISH.

THE PRIDE OF THE GERMANS.

EVEN A BIT OF SIAM.

YOU SEE THE CALM OF THE ENGLISH.

THE CHARM OF THE SPANISH.

# A PEDIGREE CERTAINLY AIN'T WHAT I AM #