Chuck

In my life lately:

I'm a little worried about our cover.

I think it's time for us to make love.

I own a deli in the mall, and I often think about meats and cheeses.

You do know we're just spending the night together for cover, right?

By now, I'd say I'm pretty familiar with the concept of faking it, so...

You're interested in that Lou girl, aren't you?

Sarah is my...

Girlfriend. mm-hmm.

You and me, our thing under the undercover thing, is this ever going anywhere?

No.

We need to break up.

You know, like, fake break up our pretend relationship.

Hey!

Excuse me. Can I please get some help?

Three, two, one, bingo.

I'm sorry. I'm on a break.

Eat news, pal.

I am free this evening for a meal.

Thinking about a little surf and turf, right? Half meatball, half tuna sub.

Then boom! Call of Duty 4, modern warfare.

Me and you.

Sniper on my back watching me. Oscar delta.

I would love to, but I-I have plans tonight.

Don't sweat it. Me, too, slammed.

What are you and the lady doing?

Uh, actually, the lady and I are no mask. It's over.

Ah, I knew this would happen.

Dude, I'm sorry. Damn it!

Women can be so cruel.

You know, as a matter of fact, I'm the one who did the breaking up.

She just wasn't the right girl for me.

Right girl?

Are you out of your mind, dude?

She is the hottest piece we are ever gonna get!

Listen, I didn't really see a future for Sarah and I, ultimately,

and so I didn't want to waste any more time.

Beg for her back, Charles.

Go yeah. Yeah.

What's going on there?

Uh, just a little thing I call "operation devastation.

" explain.

Okay.

My boy about to dump the wiener chick.

What?

No way. Don't lie. You liar.

I'm not lying.

All right? Relax.

She wasn't the right girl.

What? Yeah.

Right girl?

What does that mean?

Look, Chuck, I've been thinking about our break up, and I'm not so sure it's the best idea.

Miss me already, huh?

Well, just, you know, for the cover, it makes things easier.

Well, then I guess your job's gonna be a little bit harder.

Look, I'm sorry if you thought there was something between us.

It's very common in these situations to perceive a connection that isn't there.

Of course. I get it.

It's the old story, you know?

Guy gets supercomputer in his brain, beautiful CIA agent is sent to protect him,

and then she tells him, while under the spell of truth serum, that she's not interested.

I get it.

But for me, the emotional roller coaster is a little much,

so I think I'd rather find something a little less common, like, say, I don't know, a, uh,

a real relationship.

Okay, Chuck, well, if that's what you want, then I'm gonna have to sell it.

You okay?

Sarah?

Heartbreaker.

Dream ker.

Love taker.

Don't you mess around with Chuck.

Check this out.

Hey, buddy.

Heard about what happened.

Are you...Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm-I'm fine, Lester.

Thanks for asking. Yeah, no problem.

Now that you're done with Sarah, you mind if I take a crack at her?

Hey, swing away, champ.

You bet, brother.

Where you going? Don't run from me, all right?

We need to talk about our emotions and all that crap.

I'm sorry, buddy.

You're gonna have to weep without me, I got a date.

What? Get out of here.

Already? Good for you, hotshot. With who?

Just someone I met.

Makes sandwiches. Deli owner.

Okay, hold on a second. A pro?

Who ordered the capracola?

I don't like the idea of this break up at all.

What the hell happened?

She got dumped.

We decided that it would be best for Chuck to date a civilian.

It will help secure his cover in the event that someone IDs me.

Yeah, because she got dumped.

Let me get this straight.

Some woman comes in off the street and starts dating the asset,

and this doesn't strike either of you as suspicious.

It's not completely unfeasible.

He is a reasonably charming guy.

I've heard enough.

I want to know everything there is to know about this woman before she gets too close.

Wait, wait.

Wow, it's, uh, it's been a while since I've done that.

Me, too.

I think I tweaked my neck.

Well, it, uh, it wouldn't be an official Chuck Bartowski date

if the woman didn't leave injured in some way.

And I don't...

Usually do this on first dates, but you want to come inside?

Yeah.

I'm about to make you a very happy man.

Oh, my god, you're so good.

That is so amazing.

Wow!

Do you really like it?

Oh!

Oh!

Like it?

Yeah!

Yeah, I like it.

I-I love it.

What's wrong? You don't like it?

It's the chopped liver, isn't it?

Huh? What?

No, no, I...

No, it's amazing. It's amazing.

You're...

You're...Amazing.

What is, um, what is, what is that?

What? The invite thing?

Oh, it's nothing.

Some invitation for a party at, uh...

Club Ares.

Who is Stavros Demetrios?

My ex.

He owns the place.

Why, do you know him? No, not really, no.

Good.

You don't want to.

He thought I was dating some guy and he trashed his car.

Threatened to kill him.

Believe me, the last thing you want is that lunatic swimming around in your head.

Stavros Demetrios, a handsome playboy, owns and operates a number of la clubs.

I don't think he's that handsome.

He's the son of Yari Demetrios, the shipping magnate.

What do you mean by playboy?

What kind of intel do we have on that?

What we have is information that a volatile package is coming to Los Angeles.

The cargo itself is time-sensitive, which, knowing the Demetrios family ties to the middle east,

could mean a weapon.

Chuck, we need you to get as close to Stavros as possible and see if you flash on anything

related to the shipment.

What? What? You want me to get close to my girlfriend's ex?

W do you want me to do that?

Plus, I don't want to get her involved in all this.

why don't you and your girlfriend hit Club Ares tonight?

I hear it's supposed to be all the rage.

How's my breath?

Like the ocean.

Aye, aye, captain.

Are you kidding me?

Everybody in this place is scoring.

Chuck's on to his second lady.

What do we got?

Nothing.

I don't know about you, but I intend to make the most out of the seeds I've been planting.

What are you talking about?

I'm gonna tag Anna.

Are you kidding?

You make me sick.

I'd rather get with Morgan.

Hey, Larry, what can I get for you?

Lester.

I want to say I was sorry to hear about you and Chuck.

And if you needed someone to talk to, I'm here for you.

That's very sweet.

Thank you.

Want to catch a movie?

Grab a bite?

You're asking me out a day after I broke up with your friend?

All's fair in love and war, Sarah.

You know what you seem like to me?

Hmm?

A man who...

Knows what he wants.

Sure, you know, we could go through all the motions-- coffee, movie, dinner--

or we could just skip all of that nonsense and I could just devour you right here.

This should hold us.

It's, it's an interesting, uh, thought.

Let me think about that proposition.

Whoops.

Your feet seemed to have slipped...

Is that Jeff, uh, calling me?

I-I will be right there, Jeff!

I'm just gonna...

What about that movie?