Grizzly Rampage

(wind swooshing)

(wind swooshing)

(feet clacking)

Come on.

See you soon, babe.

(hand slaps)

(tent rustling)

(items clattering)

(zipper zipping)

(ominous music continues)

(tent rustling)

(ground crackling)

(bear grunting)

Please, please, please, please, yes.

(keys rattling)

Come on!

(bear grunting)

Ah, ah!

You're packing like we're moving to the mountains forever.

There's nothing wrong with being prepared.

Yeah, right, you do you do realize that no one

actually uses half this stuff.

You packing the first aid kit too?

Someone's gotta keep you lot alive. (Scoffs)

I know there's one person you'd definitely like

to keep alive.

What's that supposed to mean?

Oh, please, I've seen the way you still look at her.

Sam, she's with someone. It's done.

Yeah, but not done done, right?

I thought this trip was supposed

to be about getting away from all of that.

You know, fresh air, no drama.

Sure, you know, five girls, one cabin,

one emotional time bomb.

Yeah, totally drama-free.

Come on, if we don't leave soon,

Dee's gonna text another 15 times asking

where her boots are. (Chuckles)

My boots?

Right, I'm gonna grab some snacks before we go.

Uh, you two catch up.

You've cut your hair.

It's practical.

It suits you.

Sam told me you're moving away.

Yeah, city job.

We've got a place. Daniel's already out there.

It's small, but, you know, it's ours.

That's great, really, um...

You always said you'd escape this place, Dee.

Yeah, well, sometimes escape just means running

towards something new.

I guess this trip's the big sendoff then.

Yeah. One last bad idea together. (Snorts)

Where's the sports car?

- What sports car? - Exactly.

I said small car.

You could've emphasized the word small.

Yeah. Forget luggage.

I'll be lucky to fit my makeup in there.

- We can always. - Walk?

There's no way,

when we're gonna be squished in the back of that.

Ignore them. It's nice.

There's no way I'm going in the middle, ugh.

(thrilling music)

This is Pine Hollow News reporting

on the increasingly worrying brown bear crisis

that has recently and very unexpectedly hit our county

and neighboring counties across the country.

(victim whining)

Help me, please, help me, please, please!

Wildlife officials are warning locals

and visitors to the county

to avoid the Pine Hollow region at all costs

after several reported fatal

and near-fatal bear attacks in the area.

This following the multiple brown bear escapes

from Pine Hollow Wildlife Park four days ago.

(bear grunting)

The situation has escalated to the point of high alert

with the government

and local authorities taking extreme measures,

drafting in armed American rangers

who they deem have the experience to deal with the situation

before it escalates any further.

(fire swooshing)

Stay tuned for more updates as they happen.

Well, that's not ominous.

Do you think the Ranger's hot? Maybe he can rescue us.

Yeah, we are not gonna need rescuing.

We've got wolves, logs and a fire pit.

We'll be fine.

Yeah, bears hate marshmallows anyway.

I don't think that's scientifically proven.

You sure about this?

(birds chirping)

This is bullshit.

Brody, Brody, I know you can hear me.

Brody, I've been on here 24 hours straight. I need a break.

I'm fucked, Brody?

Brody, I need cover. I'm not working tonight, you hear me?

I'm not working tonight.

Fuck's sake.

(ominous music)

Jesus.

(rain pattering)

Dispatch, this is Shaw.

I'm out at Pine Hollow.

Found a campsite, what's left of it.

It's bad, possible bear attack.

You know, I got a feeling this bear's still in the area,

so I'm gonna go check it out.

Whatever you do, don't lose contact.

If I need backup, I'll need you there, over.

Jesus Christ.

(puddle splashes)

(birds chirping)

Ladies, summer of paradise.

It's winter.

Unlocked. That's comforting.

It's the Pete District. There's no one around for miles.

Still, maybe we lock it now.

Well, before then, maybe till paranoia hits us,

so I think a group hug is in order.

This place is okay.

It's got that rustic chic thing going on.

All it needs is a Wi-Fi connection back

to civilization and it would be

Doesn't that defeat the point of

a cabin in the woods though?

Hello, didn't see you there, woodsman.

Sorry. I didn't mean to sneak up on you like that.

I live in the cabin right down the hill.

And just wanted to a quick hello.

Even if, just before you guys know

if you're living next to a serial killer,

and even though that's not me firing the guns. (Chuckles)

But does not saying hello mean you're not a serial killer?

Uh, not necessarily, no.

I mean, I guess you have to trust me. (Chuckles)

We were just settling in, you know,

city girls pretending to be outdoorsy.

Oh, well, I'm sure you guys will do fine.

Just don't-don't go hiking after dark though.

And if there's anything that I could help you with

or anything that you need, feel free to drop by.

I've got-I've got firewood. I've got generators.

Got any beer?

Oh yeah, I-I've got plenty of that too.

I'm Alex, by the way.