Don't Blame the Kid (¿Qué culpa tiene el niño?)

Fuck!

Where the fuck have you gone? Maru!

Look, we're leaving! Open the door!

Where have you got, Paquita la del Barrio?

I do not understand why we came this wedding farce,

Look at them, that chutzpah!

She does not believe anyone!

-- This is why I will never marry, -- Well, you're not going to marry you, Maru,

because your lover not ever given you the ring,

Stop it, stupid!

Ah, yes, of course, Long live the newlyweds!

But remember two weeks ago?

Even him?

-- Yup, -- Arthur?

You do not know what we can do!

Give it to me, Daniela!

Great,

Long live the newlyweds!

Enjoy the wedding,

Hi how are you! May I help you? Tell me his name, gentlemen,

We are two, Two,

-- What is your name, sir? -- Camilo Escobar,

Escobar, And you, sir, What's his name?

-- I? Renato, -- Renato how?

-- Zamarripa, -- Zamarripa, Escobar,

CORPSE AND ACCOMPANYING

I'm sorry, sir, is not on the list,

-- Such as? -- it is not in the list,

So here's a problem,

Ok, we have to enter,

to talk with Arthur, man,

-- Bye, -- No, I can not, sorry,

No ,,, you're not on the list, I can not,

Quiet,

Okay thanks,

What he wants?

You're kidding, Dead?

We came up to Acapulco uninvited?

-- You're such an idiot, man! -- I was invited, fuck!

He told me to Arthur asshole:

"You're invited, Dead, You can not miss the party, "

Not on the list, man! You're not there,,,

When have I ever given you a lemon? Wait up,

That might die!

No?

He does not know who let slip that fool,

No, he does not, Not able to find another way,

-- Ever and never! -- Small, Marusita,

But why should we marry?

Then I cry and you go to Cuba!

Hello, bye,

Sayonara!

-- How was your name? -- How was your name?

Ice, ice! Now is the ice!

Here we are!

Health!

-- Friend! There is no Maru! -- Who is Maru?

That the red dress? You see her? The one next to it,

It does so with everyone,

Hello, how are you, dear Maru?

Such as? You do not remember me anymore?

No not at all,

I give him a year's time,

I sent you a request friendship on Facebook,

-- about six months ago, -- Oh yes?

For what?

To chat, to ,,,

-- Friend, -- Tell me,

-- Come on, let's go, -- Wait wait!

-- Girls, we can sit down? -- Come on, let's go,

Kids, why do not you go find your parents?

Good one!

Really good!

How disgusting!

-- Dry off, dried! -- Do not touch me!

What's up?

What are you looking at?

Ladies and gentlemen, that the party started!

Dani!

Hurry to me, I'm doing him,

Ouch!

Do you feel OK?

-- Why do you sorreggi? -- You were going to fall,

Why do you keep looking at me?

Do you want to kiss me?

Pau!

Dani!

A MONTH LATER

Maru, are you okay?

Yup,

We must be joking!

ninety two

We need to meet now!

I can not believe, Maru? We aunts?

Congratulations!

Let's see, Wait, wait a minute,

Maru, what's that face? You make me worry,

Juan Pablo does not want it or what?

The fact is that it is not by Juan Pablo,

Thing?

Remember with whom they were at the wedding?

It's a joke?

Seriously, I do not remember who it was, but I've done the math, He's the dad,

You did not use precautions?

I have not taken the pill

-- since Juan Pablo left me, -- No, but how is it possible?

You can stop drinking milk, alcohol, not to eat fat ,,,

-- Gluten, -- Exactly,

-- Yes, it is very bad, -- You can also stop sweeping,

but you do not stop taking the pill, never ever, Maru!

I did not think I'd end up in bed

-- with a stranger! -- Oh, no, how could this happen?

No, you were not annoyed that your ex,

the one with which you have been for five years, not ever given you the ring,

-- It would have been ,,, -- Paulina,

,,, the best of life, and then you were not drunk,

-- Just, you look like my mother! -- How could this happen?

Do not joke!

I must find out who is that guy,

Maru, but you did not put a condom?

-- How disgusting! -- I do not know!

Maru, but you can transmit AIDS,

-- A cancer! -- Chlamydia!

-- Gonorrhea! -- Syphilis!

-- Trichomoniasis! -- Thing?

What is that?

Exists,

hideously burns,

-- Did you get that? -- I heard,

That's enough!

Thank you!

You really do not remember anything, Maru?

Are you kidding,

The photos!

The photos of the wedding! The photos!

The photos,

Here I have one, Let's see,

Dani,

-- Remove that picture! -- No, not the gate,

-- delete it, Paulina, Tell her something, -- No,

You should not have to pee with the door open,

You have posed for the picture, your cocks,

What a bitch!

Look, who is this guy? There's a lot of photos,

There are those minions who sat at the table?

Sure! Now I remember!

Look, even here,

-- It's here, -- It's here,

-- Oh, no! -- Thing?

Thing?

Now I remember,

Shit!

It is he, Maru?

It seems your son!

Yes, it's a baby,

Who is it?

Hey! How are you?

What do you tell me, Lau, how are you? Where are you?

Ah, well! We just arrived in Dubai,

You can not imagine!

Ah! Honeymoon in Dubai,

What a trip! It's time to go home, right?

No, my ass!

He wanted the bike? Now ride,

Yes, of course!

Look, I make a quick question,

Daniela you are sending a photo WhatsApp,

I need you to tell me If you know this kid,

It has a vintage dress,

Let's see,

Who?

Ah, the cute one?

-- Do you know him? -- No, I have no idea,

It can be a friend of Arthur, is not it?

No, I do not think, I have never seen,

Come on, ask her,

Wait up,

Love is Paulina, He asks if happen to know this guy,

Who, the cute guy? But obviously I do not know him,

Look at him, it is a boor,

-- How could I know? -- Quiet!

He says no, He has no idea,

Why do you like it?

But no, not at all, then I'll explain,

Tell 'em that if you remember ,,,

-- ,,, have to call you, -- If you recall,

You have no idea who he is, right?

No, It is the classic type which pits at parties,

Well, Lau, I leave you,

I send you a kiss and say hello to Arthur,

Please! Bring me a millionaire from Dubai,

All right my dear, I love you, Hello,

No one knows who he is,

You're in trouble!

Rana, Rana!

Rana, Rana!

-- Rana, Rana! -- Thing? But that position is?

It is one of the photo as you asked me before,

You Rana,

-- Shit, Arturo! Such as? -- Yes, it is the friend of the Dead Body,