Dog Lay Afternoon (Bestialità)

Do you like it?

Well? Do you like it?

- Mmmmm. - You don't like it, right?

Well, this is living!

It's a little small.

You can always go back to Paris.

I already know that.

What would you like?

- Two beers. - Yes, two beers.

If you don't mind, dear... I'd prefer a Sputnik.

Sputnik for the lady.

Sputnik? Excuse me. What is a Sputnik?

It's a original name... but Americans call it a Screwdriver.

Screwdriver?

What the lady wants is orange juice and vodka, Simon.

Isn't that correct, madam?

I was just about to say that.

There's no vodka, right Simon?

It's true... I'm sorry, madam.

Take the beer, dear.

And if I don't want it?

Whiskey and coca-cola maybe? With lots of ice?

Okay.

You heard her, Simon.

Certainly, Frau Spitz.

Do you mind? I'm Carine Spitz, I'm an advertising director.

Advertising... because in reality selling soap and beverages...

is easier than selling sex or violence or politics.

Like in the movies.

And this is... Eva.

She has an impossible last name. Xebbeebee or Ppeee or Cheepeebee from Prague...

or Budapest. I don't remeber exactly.

It's a pleasure. Yvette and Paul Murray.

A pleasure. Are you also on vacation?

No. I came here to design a tourist site.

Oh really? Fabulous work! And the lady?

She came to accompany me... to relax a bit.

Oh, that s good. There's sun here! The surf! Clean air!

There's a big party planned for tonight.

It should be quite a bit of fun.

Why don't you two come?

There won't be a lot of people. Just the regulars. No trouble.

But it will be a lot of fun.

Well... Are you coming?

Yes, thank you.

Wonderful.

One moment, Simon.

Here. Thank you.

Well, till this evening.

Goodbye.

Come dear.

You could've asked me first. Don't you think?

What, dear?

What do you mean "What?"

If I wanted to go to the little party, dear.

I thought you'd enjoy it.

You're thinking for me now?

Where is he?

Don't worry. Pigs are in style now.

Your Sputnik, madam.

Thank you.

So you're planning to bring tourists here?

Exactly, madam.

Are you planning to do the construction yourself?

The company I work for will do it.

What company is that?

Le Juro Company.

Where's that?

In Paris.

I never heard of it.

Oh? You should've.

Did you see him?

Yes. I own a company in Rome.

Oh, really?

I have an important company.

Yes, so important she has no time for her husband.

Have you seen him?

Why do they construct buildings so close together?

So close that your neighbors can hear when you talk.

Where nothing ever works properly.

Where? I must find.

Certainly they make money! They presured us for years...

trying to get us to sell our property.

Finally the buyer agreed to our terms... and the deal.

Did you see him?

Yeah, but we also made money.

We sold it to a German fellow.

He only cared about one thing. Was it in Italy...

Then he gave a green light to his broker.

I hope I don't offend you Ms Spitz.

You don't offend me. In Italy it's easy to rob foreigners.

Have you seen, him?

Come.

So you've been married for 10 years.

And you don't have children... how come?

Who knows?

I want children desperately... I hope soon.

I work for a big company, and Michael works on a boat.

We're too busy right now, understand?

Has anyone heard from him?

Now we have a small company, with an accountant and bookkeeper

We bought it last year... for cash.

A smart investment... in cash.

So we saved all the interest, and we made even more...

by refinancing

And we duplicate them cheaply.

We have lots of cash... and we plan to spend it here.

We're looking for places to spend our money...

Nobody has seen him or heard from him.

If you let this go on, you'll die of boredom.

I don't know how.

Where is he then?

They have their work and we have our desires.

That's why you must become active... participate...

colaborate. - The way you do? Eh?

Well, they won't ever leave you alone.

Are you talking from experience?

Where is he?!

- Who? - Who is he looking for?

God. Naturally.

Who was that?

I don't know!

Hello. Good day. Good day.

Ah, you're working, eh?

Are you having fun?

Well.

My hair looks like a porcupine.

Do you know what happened last night?

What happened?

Coming home... we bumped into a girl.

- A girl? - What did she look like?

- She was cute. - Alone?

No. She was with a doberman.

- Too bad. - His wife was with him!

What does that mean? What would you have done with her?

Nothing, darling. I only love you.

A girl with a dog. We saw her too.

In the village. She wanders. Her name is Jeanie.

Oh look, a boat. Come, darling.

The German lady has invited us to go skiing. Bye bye, let's go.

- Come on. - Goodbye.

Do you want to go too?

No. I prefer to go with you.

Come on. Give me the bag.

Want some?

Yeah, thanks dear.

Hey. What's happening?

I don't know. Maybe we're stuck on a reef.

Be careful. There are more rocks over here.

Weren't you paying attention?

What are...?

Are you looking at cliffs for your tourist village?

Now... it won't start, right?

It won't work. Who knows why.

Why? Great! Just great! How do we get back?

Perhaps, we could push it?

What are you doing now?

Give me a hand. Let's see if we can get to the cliffs.

Eh?

Cliffs? Why would...

We could get out and wait for a boat.

Maybe a shark will give you a ride.

Asshole.

Well? Now what?

Now we wait until a boat comes by.

I don't intend to spend the night here.

What? In such a luxury palace! I'm sure there's a spare room.

You're insane.

Come on.

- Wait for me. - Come on.

- Wait a minute! - Come on!

Paul! Paul! Paul!

I'm scared.

Don't tell me... since when?

Do you hear that?

Don't worry, it's only King Kong.

- Paul! - Honey, it's just the ocean.

Oh, hello friend. The motor of our boat is broken and...

Follow me.

You can sleep here if you want.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

Excuse me.

Who do you think he is?

Judging by his dress, I'd say he's a fisherman.

He's watching us...

I mean the dog.

Didn't you know... it's natural for dogs to stare.

Does it excite you?

Yes... terribly.

It excites me.

Think about the girl with him the other night.

- Who knows where she is now? - Yeah, who knows.

Maybe she's with another dog.

How original of you.

Was there anybody we met at the party that might be fun?

The lesbian? Or maybe the contractor?

But he was handsome and intelligent.

I don't know. Eva was very pretty, I thought.

Don't be so easily misled. The strong perfume.

It means she's trying to hide something.