Sonic Boom

Grrr!

Man, I am starving.

Next exit: Munchie Town. Population: Us.

Hey, no cutsies! I was here first.

No way, Egghead. We've been waiting.

I believe the gentleman with the luxuriant moustache was first.

- What? Are you serious? - Sonic, let's not make a scene.

That's how we do it! Score one for Eggman.

Just gotta flash the 'stache.

Mm, that's good.

How's yours over there?

Oh, right, yours isn't ready yet.

Should have been faster, Sonic. Ha-ha!

OK, here we are, two double Meh Burgers with extra pickles.

I said no pickles.

Oh, this is just the best day ever.

I'm Dave. Big fan of yours, sir.

I've studied all your attacks.

The Bee-Bot Gambit, the Lair Gambit, the Gambit Gambit.

Ah, yes. That one was doubly risky.

I like the cut of your jib.

Would you like to be my unpaid intern?

It'd be an honour to work for you without pay.

Did I mention I like you jib-cut-wise?

Wow! I'm really here!

Where do I start?

Although you're only an intern,

there's an important job I can't trust Orbot and Cubot to do.

- Mop the bathroom. - Mop the bathroom?

Wow! Back at Meh Burger I'd have to be a manager to do that.

You two could learn from this kid.

This new intern worries my circuits.

I fear that his enthusiasm for the most menial tasks

causes us to appear inferior by comparison.

Yeah, and he's making us look bad too.

He does more sucking up than my cousin Suzanne,

and she's a vacuum.

Cubot?

Cubot?

Cubot, where have you gone?

Cubot, are you there?

My word...

Aargh!

Agh!

I could build a robot to do this,

but there's something about unpaid labour

that makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.

What's this?

Oh, just my old doomsday device.

It's magnificent!

I bet it could destroy a hundred worlds!

Well, maybe not a hundred,

but if I connected that power supply...

one, definitely.

Dr Eggman! Sir! It's Cubot.

He's been disassembled.

Oh, I don't have time for you two.

Can't you see I'm enjoying quality time with my protégé?

So where were we?

Ah, yes, you were praising me.

You were leaving.

Here it is!

The Reverse Polariser.

It takes any force and reverses it.

We won't need this any more.

Hello. Odd request.

Could I trouble you to reassemble my dismantled cohort?

Great job!

Next thing I need you to do is clean up the robo-litter box.

Um, actually, Dr Eggman...

Now that you consider me your protégé,

I was kind of hoping to get a little more evil experience.

Like... concoct a scheme together?

Maybe I could pitch some ideas?

Listen, Dave, you're a terrible kid and that's great.

But you have to start at the bottom of the evil ladder

and work your way up.

But I've spent a year and a half in the fast food industry.

Let's give it a few more weeks.

A few more weeks?

A few more weeks?

I can't sit around indefinitely.

What do you think I am, a Meh Burger?

You come out this instant!

No! I'll show you!

I'm gonna be an evil genius no matter what you say!

David, what is going on in there?

Nothing!

You stop that right now, young man.

That is MY doomsday device.

Maybe you shouldn't have left the power supply in here, then.

And maybe I shouldn't put the power supply in my pants!

You're not wearing any pants.

Then what are these pockets?

Hi-ahh!

That had better not be what I think it is.

Depends on whether you think it's a doomsday device

that I just activated!