Running Man (런닝맨)

Case Number 157.

[Case of a smack to the head in the dark room.]

I hereby indict them all as co-conspirators of the crime.

- You're the one who hit me in the ear! - Do you have proof of that?

- You saying I hit you? - You did hit me!

- We deny all these charges. - You guys are the culprits!

If you're lying, you're dead.

[In the waiting room before recording started.]

That chili crab was really good.

[About to exchange greetings with the guests since today's concept isn't a big secret.]

- Hello. - Hello.

[The hottest drama of late, 'I Hear Your Voice'.]

[Min Joon Gook/Jung Woong In enchanting the audiences alike with his evil character role.]

[Kim Hee Won- Expert in playing all the bad guy roles on screen.]

[Ahn Gil Kang- Stellar portrayals of evil roles with the evil looks to boot.]

[Uncommon sight of greeting the guests before the show starts.]

You really are very tall.

I see that the reaction has to be exaggerated.

- Are we going to be playing games later? - Yes.

[Only way to get to know this program is to experience it for yourself.]

I feel like something really dramatic is going to happen.

- What if there are helicopters and such? - Maybe?

- Do you think that maybe... - What's going on?

- What the heck? - What's going on here?

Seriously! What's going on here?

Someone just hit me... Someone just hit me.

Someone just hit me.

[Someone hit Big-nosed Brother while the light was out?]

- Someone just hit me. - Come on, don't be absurd.

I just got hit in the head!

I got hit here and here! Two slaps!

There's not even a camera around here...

Are you by any chance... the one who hit me?

How can I reach over there?

I swear someone just hit me.

- What the heck? Wait... - What's going on here?

Something going on here, isn't there? Something is definitely going on!

I'm telling you that someone just hit me! I'm totally serious!

Is this what Running Man is like?

- You can't trust anyone. - Is this part of the recording?

- Are you sure that someone hit you? - I'm positive that someone just hit me.

- You are under arrest. - What the heck?

- I think they must've been recording this. - What the heck is this?

[A mysterious situation that seems to have everyone in a state of confusion.]

Where are Jong Kook, Jae Suk, and Ji Hyo?

You're a suspect!

I'm going to file a lawsuit!

[Case Number 157- Case of the head smack in the dark room.]

[The prosecution team entering the courtroom.]

[Undermining each other right from the get-go.]

What did you just say? You're being too reckless with your words.

Please remain silent.

This isn't the first time I've taken on cases such as this one.

What did you say?

[Please understand as the terms used for the scene may be QUITE different than the norm.]

Sir.

You really shouldn't be doing this.

Lying about things that never even happened is not a very nice thing to be doing.

Why? Did you see what happened?

- Your speech is too casual! - I'm telling you, someone hit me!

- Someone hit me in my ear! - Stop talking! Don't give anything away.

- Seriously. - Don't talk anymore about the case.

You really sounded authentic.

[Prosecutor Gae boosting up the morale of the prosecution team.]

We'll find out the truth through the trial, so you just sit there and remain patient.

Seriously.

It's those people over there! They are the ones who hit me in my ear!

I'm positive that it's one of them.

One of them is the culprit!

I'm going to seek a huge compensation amount.

Wow, look at the expression on their faces.

Who? Who are you saying did it?

You know that you hit me! You hit me in my ear!

- Who, me? - That's right!

- When? - Earlier!

You hit me in both of my ears! Wham!

- Do you have any evidence? - No, I don't!

Gil Kang, you need to just remain cool.

- Prosecutor, please catch the culprit for me. - Yes, don't you worry.

- In the name of justice! - This isn't the first time I've seen this.

- He's the Judge? - Is that Beethoven?

- What's he doing now? - Isn't that Mozart?

- He looks like Beethoven. - He looks like a composer.

You need to address him in honorifics.

Case Number 157.

Case file, 'Smack to the head in the dark room'.

We will now start the trial.

[July, 22nd, 2013. Estimated time- 2 P.M.]

[The waiting room is suddenly plunged into darkness.]

What's going on here?

[And an incidence of violence cloaked in mystery.]

- What the heck is going on here? - Someone just hit me.

Someone just hit me.

- Who hit me? - Come on, don't be absurd!

I'm telling you, someone hit me! Twice on my head!

Prosecution may make their opening statement.

Yes, I understand.

July 21st, 2013.

I mean, 22nd, around 1400 hours.

[Prosecutor Kkuk bumbling around with his opening statement.]

You don't even know the basic stuff. Why are you bumbling your statement?

Why don't you wear some pants? Get some pants on.

Is that any way to dress in the courtroom?

- It's the latest trend! - Don't you know the latest trend?

Don't you know that wearing shorts these days helps to cool you down?

[Cool new business fashion that aids in conserving energy and keeping cool.]

- This is the prosecutors' dress code. - Sorry, but are the four of you in a choir?

[Singing in a choir would be better suited for them than indicting someone?]

- Seriously... go on and speak. - Okay.

Okay, this incident occurred in the waiting room before the recording started around 2pm.

While Ji Suk Jin was conversing with today's guests, Jung Woong In

Ahn Gil Kang, Kim Hee Won, along with Lee Kwang Soo, Kang Gary, and Ha Ha

in the waiting room, he was hit in the back of his head when the lights went out.

[The victim was assaulted in the head while the room was immersed in the blackout.]

Why are you saying that we were the ones who hit you in the head?

Please remain silent. We are still talking.

It wasn't in the back of my head. I was hit in my ears.

- Your ears? - One, two.

I was hit twice like that.

The legal term for that would be, 'The Earmuff Assault'.

Yes, I understand.

The defendants Jung Woong In, Ahn Gil Kang, Kim Hee Won, and Lee Kwang Soo

hit the victim, Ji Suk Jin in his occipitals during the time of the blackout.

Also...

The situation in the waiting room... who's phone is ringing!

Why are you getting angry in the middle of the courtroom?

- Who keeps their phone on in the courtroom! - No need for you to get so angry.

It has been established that the four defendants are guilty of co-conspiring.

- Therefore, the defendants... - What are you talking about?

What? Don't you know what co-conspiring is?

- Co-conspiring. - You must've watched a lot of dramas.

Therefore, according to the Criminal Procedural Act

Section 260, Article 1...

the prosecution indicts all four defendants as the co-conspirators of the assault.

[Defendants- Indicted as co-conspirators of the assault.]

- Defense may now make his statement. - Okay.

My defendants deny their charge of being co-conspirators of the assault.

- You can't do that! - I was hit twice in my ears!

Honorable Judge.

These defendants did not hit the victim, Ji Suk Jin in the head.

- Isn't that correct? - Yes.

The victim is claiming that he was hit in the head during the blackout

but the defendants was not aware that there was going to be a blackout.

What did you say?

We were all shocked just like you!

- I was hit in both of my ears! - And also...

The victim, Ji Suk Jin states that he was the receiver of the Earmuffs Assault...

I was hit twice!

But the defendants weren't even aware that he was hit in the head.

There was no need to follow Ji Suk Jin and assault him in his ears like that

nor was there any reason to do that as the prosecution stand is stating.

This charge of co-conspiracy is an absurd accusation.

- What did you say? - Do you even know what you're saying?

- You're a culprit too! - What did you say?

Look at the goodness radiating from these men!

How could you think that any one of us could've assaulted him like that?

[Do you see... the goodness radiating from me?]

I can't even look at defendant number three in the eyes.

[Ahn Gil Kang with a fierce glint in his eyes.]

Someone switch seats with me!

Silence!

Anymore outbursts, and everyone will be kicked out of the courtroom.

[Anymore outbursts from the crowd, and they'll be kicked out of the courtroom.]

Honorable Judge, I'd like to question the four defendants.

Yes, you may start your line of questioning.

Are the defendants aware of why they're put on the stand today?

We don't even know why we're here.

What kind of an impression do you believe that you normally portray?

I believe that we look very innocent.

I'd first like to question defendant Jung Woong In.

What is the role that you play in the recent drama, 'I Hear Your Voice'?

I play Min Joon Gook.

[Plays the role of Min Joon Gook in 'I Hear Your Voice'.]

[Bringing everyone to the edges of their seats with his frightening and realistic portrayal.]

What kind of a character is Min Joon Gook?

- He's a murderer. - A murderer!

A murderer! He's a murderer!

- I didn't hit you! - You did hit me!

You hit me in both of my ears!

You told me that you're a killer without even a change in your expression!

- He's not your average killer either. - He really is scary.

I'm aware that there's a famous line that your character says in the drama.

What is that saying? Please tell everyone in this courtroom.

"I'm going to kill you if you tell anyone."

I told people earlier... I told everyone about it earlier.

"I'm also going to kill the people who you told it to."

- Ji Suk Jin. - Yes?