Station 19

Dad!

Dad?

You okay?

You got to sleep.

Whatever Warren gave me,

it... it gives me crazy dreams.

Oh.

Come here.

Crazy dreams are better than not sleeping for three days.

You have to go back to work.

You need to have Maya's back.

The only thing that's okay in any of this

is that he went out his way.

Dixon doesn't get to make that a bad thing.

Okay.

I'll go.

Oh, good, hi.

Uh, who wants to be July and who wants to be August?

Hi. Back up a thought or two?

Uh, the department is refusing Pruitt his Line of Duty funeral.

It's a huge honor.

Entire department usually comes together,

but Chief Dixon is saying he was a civilian

when he died, which is a giant load of crap,

because he was a hero.

Okay, now fast forward a thought or two?

Uh, so we're making a calendar.

Last firefighter calendar raised more than enough money

for a Line of Duty funeral.

- No, no, no, no! - Oh, c-come on!

You got the body. You may as well make some money from it.

Yeah, I, um... I heard it, and that sounded bad.

I'm so...

Hey... I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

This has been happening all week.

- I... - Hey, there's nothing to apologize for.

He sounded like a really great captain.

Um, my first day on the job, first call

There was this woman who threw her poop out the window.

- What? - Yeah, and, uh, she had gone number two

in her new boyfriend's house,

and when she went to flush the toilet,

it, uh... it was clogged.

So, she... You know, of course she didn't

want him to see the poop because...

- Because romance. - Right.

So she just threw her poop out the window.

Only the window was, like, a double window thing.

So it... it just, like... pbht!

- Splattered there. - Mm.

- Ohh, God. - You know?

And then she had to clean it up, so she climbed out

the first window and she got stuck.

- Yeah, with the poop. - With the poop.

With the poop.

And she had to call for help, but she didn't have her phone.

So she had to call for the boyfriend.

- Ohh, I'm so embarrassed for her. - Mm.

Oh, yeah, I was, too. I couldn't, um...

Ugh.

Yeah, I could barely make eye contact, but...

But Pruitt, he just, um...

He looked her in the eye.

You know, and he calmed her down.

And then he cut through the glass, and he got her out.

And then he helped clean

the poop up off the window.

You're right.

The man deserves a hero's funeral.

Yeah, then, um, at the end of my shift, he, uh...

he said it was... he was glad it was my first call.

Because I'd never forget that this job,

it's not just about the superhero crap, you know?

I-It's about...

Actual crap?

No, it... it's about empathy.

It's about treating every member of our community

like a member of our family.

So will you be my Mister July?

- Ohh. - Yeah.

Breakfast fairy is here!

Whoa! Marsha, what's this?

Oh. I know you fellas are going through a lot,

and I know the only things that help me through pain

are time and donuts.

Amen.

Ah! Hey.

Hey, Marsh.

Oh!

I second that, and yes, please.

I will take a glazed and a jelly.

- Ahh. - Thank you.

You know, Marsha, you're not a bad lady.

Fooled ya.

Did Jack ever tell you Pruitt saved my life?

No, he did not.

Well, he saved my cat, Chairman Meow,

who was my life back then.

Little guy got himself caught on the roof,

you know, tangled up in the damn satellite dish wires.

Captain Pruitt climbed up there and got him down.

Never teased me or anything.

He was a real class act.

Yeah.

And good with cats.

Quick, donut me.

Aww, geez.

- Magical happiness treat? - No.

You know, the photographer is charging way too much,

so I pulled this bad boy out of the closet.

Uh, photographer for...?

For the Funeral Fundraiser calendar.

Y... Okay, my friends from the community theater

brought over a box of costumes, so pick a month.

Oh. Um, okay, I'll do Janu-never.

Okay, March it is.

Montgomery? Are you almost ready?

I'm not ever gonna be ready for this.

Well, Miller needs to change, so if you could just

come out of there already, please?

Uh, no, he doesn't. I am busy.

I'm drawing up my will.

Luckily for me, I don't own anything

but a houseboat and a lot of T-shirts.

Dibs on that houseboat!

Pru gets the houseboat!

The question is who... who gets Pru.

Oh, so... No.

You know I love her. I just... I've spent

my entire reproductive life obsessively avoiding

the whole single-mother thing one condom at a time,

so you don't... you don't get to just die

- and thrust that upon me. - Yeah, yeah.

Also, don't... don't die.

I'd offer to take Pru, but after you've seen this...

I can't imagine you'd say yes.

I'm gonna need some context here.

Okay, I feel like a piece of meat.

Do it for Pruitt, man.

Keep... Keep laughing, Gibson!

You're next.

Gas leak at 6912 Bryn Mawr Court.

Bryn Mawr Court? That's like the third time this week.

Darn it. Photoshoot cancelled.

No, no, no. You stay, you stay.

Your co...

Your country needs you.

And on top of keeping the Station open

to the community all week,

we also have a boot in reception for donations.

Thank you, Bishop.

How's she doing?

Sir. Due respect.

I know you two are together. Andy's my best friend.

So she told you.

She didn't have to.

Well, she's sleeping right now,

so that feels like progress.

You know, she's, uh, told me several times to leave her,

to be there for you in your hearing.

Thank you, but I don't need any backup.

I stand by every call I made.

You stand by her.

I plan to.

Won't your gajillionaire parents

raise Pru if you kick it?

Yeah, but that's why it's imperative

that I put in writing that I don't want them to.

Then what do you want for her?

I don't want her to be judged by her looks

or her income, but by her passion,

you know, how good a friend she is,

how much she laughs during the day.

Basically, I want her to be raised by parents

- that are not my parents. - Huh.

I was gonna say I could take her,

but I can only teach her dominoes

and how to cook grilled cheese.

Okay, so no.

We received a call about a gas leak.

A gas leak? No, no, that wasn't us.

Well, we'll need you to exit the home just so we can check.

Guys, really, I appreciate all your concern,

but we don't have a gas leak.

We received three calls from this address

this week about a gas leak.

Now, either there's a problem that you don't know about

that will kill you and your family in their sleep,

or you're pranking the fire department,

which is punishable by law.

Which do you want it to be?

I'm so sorry. You're right, you're right.

Come on in. Inara!

Honey, the fire department's here... again.

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Okay, Marcus, buddy, let's listen to the nice fireman.

You have a kid that doesn't hear

and you haven't learned sign language?

He's my new stepson, and I'm really old.