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Margaux, play me something soothing.
Playing Billy's Relaxing Mix.
Oh, Margaux, that feels fantastic.
More pressure please, Margaux.
Oh, you got some bang to you.
M... uh, Margaux?
Margaux!
Billy, what's taking so long?
William is currently in the Zen Room.
Billy.
Billy?
Billy, what are you doing?
Billy?
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-Hold on, okay? I'm getting help. -
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Margaux! Help!
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"Hannah, you are a certified genius.
I've never seen code like this.
You're hired. Welcome to Google."
But, sir, don't I need to go to grad school first?
"Oh, Hannah, don't you know grad school is for basic bitches?"
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Goddamn.
-Did you get hotter? -Oh, since this morning?
No, I mean it. Maybe, like...
You look so good.
You still think so?
I know so.
Thought we'd try something new.
Never leave me.
-Whoa! Holy shit! -Come on, man. What are you doing?
-I'm not looking, okay? I'm not! -Oh, my God.
Okay, that is new.
Glad you guys are still finding ways to spice things up.
Oh, it's been spicy, dude.
Yeah, I'm sure.
We're leaving in five, okay? So hurry up. I know you can.
To be continued.
I love you.
I love you too.
Kayla? Kayla!
Kayla, not funny!
Kayla, not funny!
Hey! Sup, nerd? It's been a minute.
Hey, pop the trunk, huh?
All right.
Clay, dude, is that a Pringles bong?
Yeah. You know me, Dev. Only the best.
Where are the Pringles, Clay?
I-- I ate them to make the bong.
-Of course you did. - Mm-hmm.
How's the weed, bud?
-Oh, this is my top-shelf shit, bro. -Yeah?
Fuck yeah. This strain is grown in the Amazon.
We are going to be high as a flock of toucans.
I'm talking about Froot Loops shit. Toucan Sam, baby!
Cool. Get out. I'm driving. Mmm?
Yeah, that's fair.
Hey, can we get some Pringles on the way?
Nope.
You never let me have any fun.
- Hello. -Hey.
-Hi, guys. I'm sorry I'm late. - Hey!
This final presentation is killing me.
Why bother? Didn't you get into every grad program in the world?
-I'm a glutton for punishment. -Ah, yes.
-Well, then none of us have changed. -
True.
Damn. It really has been a long time, hasn't it?
Feels like orientation was just yesterday.
-I don't know. -Yeah, no.
- -Okay. We gonna get this show on the road or what?
Wait, wait, wait. Just before we get going here, let me say something.
I know we've all kind of grown apart over the last four years.
I mean, we're not the Nerd Herd anymore, right?
But that's all right.
Um, I'm just really glad we're doing this, guys.
-That's so nice. -Aw.
Shut up!
-Nerd Herd! -
-Drew! -Lexi?
It's a total fricking disaster.
Uh, Babe, what the hell happened?
Aren't you supposed to be on a plane somewhere right now or something?
Yeah, I was.
But Allie hooked up with some super sketch dude
-at El Compadre and bailed. -
And we all sister swore to stay away from anything with a porn stache.
Now here I am looking like a million bucks
and stuck on campus for spring break.
- All alone. -Invite her.
I know you guys have your little reunion or whatever,
and I'm not the type to come in between my man and his crew.
I just-- I even canceled my workout with Flavio.
Invite her.
Lexi, why don't you just come with us?
-Really? -Yeah.
-Yeah. - Okay! I'll DJ.
Clay, could you be a dear?
A deer? Like-- What do you mean? Like the common animal? No, probably not.
You're cute.
Can you help me with my bags, please?
Oh.
But of course.
Guys, I'm super excited to be spending this spring break with you.
You all mean so much to me,
and I feel so blessed to have each and every one of you in my life.
And these are the amazing people I'm gonna be spending the break with.
- Hi. -And, guys, it's so cute.
They were all part of some program or something freshman year.
Um, we were that year's scholarship recipients.
Yes. Actually, they grouped us in the same dorms.
That's right. What was the name again? Smarty Pants or something like that?
-Nerd Herd. -Nerd Herd.
Yeah. Not as catchy as Smarty Pants.
Anyways, that's everyone.
But stay tuned to see where we're going.
Kiss, kiss.
Honestly, so exhausting.
So, how many followers do you have?
-I just passed a mil last week. -Impressive.
Oh, my God. I'll tag you guys.
-Group shot. -
Cute.
Okay, we got Drew, obviously.
"Dee-ven." There you are.
- -Its-- It's Devon.
Oh, my God, is that you with your mom?
-So cute. -
Okay, Clay.
We got Kayla...
and Anna.
Is that how you spell it? I don't see you.
Do you have, like, a finsta or something?
-Um, it's Hannah. But no, I don't have social media. -You what?
Isn't your, like, whole deal that you're super into computer shit or something?
-Yeah, but-- -Not that type of computer shit.
Yeah, I don't know. I guess the more you look at the code,
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